District Orioles @districtorioles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Honestly kind of surprised they still even meet with the media like this. Seems like they could close off the Warehouse to the media like the Kremlin and not face any consequences. 020
District Orioles @districtorioles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Happy Retirement, Max Scherzer. Watching JJ Hardy take you deep in Game 1 of the 2014 ALDS is a cherished memory. 021
District Orioles @districtorioles.bsky.social · 22/09/2026There's a certain, "If we go to Mendy's, it'll be good, but the same. If we go somewhere else, it'll be different, but it might not be as good." quality to everything Rubenstein writes.static.klipy.comKenny Bania Seinfeld: 'Puke? That's a funny word!'Alt: Kenny Bania Seinfeld: 'Puke? That's a funny word!' 030
District Orioles @districtorioles.bsky.social · 19/09/2026In theory, I want to boycott this team as long as Elias still runs it. But in practice that would mean missing out on Pete Alonso, and I can't let Mike take him away from me too 030
District Orioles @districtorioles.bsky.social · 18/09/2026This is ominous. Signals there's just a restructuring rather than Elias being dismissed. 020
District Orioles @districtorioles.bsky.social · 10/09/2026The Matt Blood ouster is obviously way overdue, but what's the point of firing him now if Elias isn't going to continue in his role? The rot here starts at the top and everyone with familiarity with this franchise knows it, except Rubenstein apparently. 000
District Orioles @districtorioles.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Jahmai Jones getting in on the revenge is objectively funny 010
District Orioles @districtorioles.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Brett Hollander called Adley's reception "such a beautiful Baltimore moment" and yeah I agree with him, but it's really irritating. We shouldn't have to do this all the time. This team/city/fanbase deserves to keep some of its stars. 050
District Orioles @districtorioles.bsky.social · 04/09/2026In all likelihood, that dinger Adley hit tonight is probably one more than any of the hitters the O's received back in the trade will hit in MLB. Not being a downer, just a realist. 150
District Orioles @districtorioles.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Introduce yourself with five artists you've seen at least twice: Jeff Rosenstock Origami Angel Seu Jorge Cheap Trick Kississippi 010
District Orioles @districtorioles.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Gunnar can atone for a lot by staying on a heater this September 030
District Orioles @districtorioles.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Haven't felt like this team could make a run until seeing this 072
District Orioles @districtorioles.bsky.social · 20/08/2026The fact that Albernaz didn't throw a conniption and get tossed after that review is a disgrace. You're sitting in Earl Weaver's chair, Craig. Have a modicum of respect for what that means. 0152
District Orioles @districtorioles.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Yankees taking the lead this inning the only thing more predictable than that replay result 021
District Orioles @districtorioles.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Worth remembering that McLouth literally doinked one off the foul pole and replay review still called it foul. Shame on all of us for expecting anything different. 020
District Orioles @districtorioles.bsky.social · 20/08/2026What's the point of replay? If we're still gonna get calls wrong all it's doing is slowing down the game 150
District Orioles @districtorioles.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Austin Wynns sighting! Another Danny Duquette guy 010
District Orioles @districtorioles.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Mentioning Mike Yasztremski is just a beautiful dig 090
District Orioles @districtorioles.bsky.social · 08/08/2026At least the bullpen is well-rested for tomorrow, right? 020
District Orioles @districtorioles.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Rubenstein noting his surprise that the Orioles generate more attention than some of his businesses -- despite generating less revenue -- provides some insight into what makes the guy tick. He ain't wired like you and me, I can tell you that. 180
District Orioles @districtorioles.bsky.social · 06/08/2026The reality is that Rubenstein better hope his legacy as a private equity robber barron isn't overshadowed by being despised for sucking the joy out of the Orioles/MLB 070
District Orioles @districtorioles.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Much-maligned Tyler O'Neill has a higher .OPS than Gunnar 041
Reposted by District OriolesBird's Eye View - An Orioles Podcast @birdseyeviewbal.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Will talk more on the podcast tonight, but change needs to happen. And this is me doing my part. 5434
District Orioles @districtorioles.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Anyone remember in 2017 when the O's got Tim Beckham at the deadline and the team made a mild push for the WC before the bottom fell out post-Labor Day? That was not really fun at the time, but man we didn't know how good we had it. 020
District Orioles @districtorioles.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Who cares what he said to the players, did Mike get a good night's sleep last night? We're all worried about him! 030
District Orioles @districtorioles.bsky.social · 04/08/2026It would be funny if fans unfurled a big "We didn't dismantle the team" banner at Camden Yards tomorrow 020
District Orioles @districtorioles.bsky.social · 04/08/2026The fact that he points to Chris Bassitt as a reason why we should trust him tells you exactly why you shouldn't 080
District Orioles @districtorioles.bsky.social · 04/08/2026From "liftoff from here" to "we didn't dismantle the team," it has sure been a wild ride guys 040
District Orioles @districtorioles.bsky.social · 04/08/2026"We didn't dismantle the team! Don't put in the newspaper that we dismantled the team!" 010
District Orioles @districtorioles.bsky.social · 04/08/2026static.klipy.comEating TrashAlt: Eating Trash 030
District Orioles @districtorioles.bsky.social · 03/08/2026When asked, I'm sure Elias/Rubenstein will point to Alonso/Basallo/Baz/Bradish being signed long-term as evidence of their commitment to winning. No clue whether they genuinely believe that, but they have a talking point to refute the ungrateful fans who question them. 030
District Orioles @districtorioles.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Ultimately it's a seller's market from a value standpoint. There are more buyers than sellers, it's simple. And Elias just can't resist making a trade that gives you incremental future value. 050
District Orioles @districtorioles.bsky.social · 03/08/2026The most disorienting thing is that for decades the root problem with the O's was ownership. Today confirms that we are in worse hands now than under the Angelos family. I don't really know what to believe about the Orioles anymore. 1130
District Orioles @districtorioles.bsky.social · 03/08/2026On the bright side, today takes the sting out of the 2027 season being cancelled 081
Reposted by District OriolesRazzball @razzball.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Pete Alonso in his final year of his Orioles contract and they're still rebuilding 416629
District Orioles @districtorioles.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Obviously Adley Rutschman was the face of the rebuild, so him leaving without winning a playoff is tough to face. But what is devastating is that the architect of the failed rebuild remains, in arguably a stronger position than he's ever been in. 1172
District Orioles @districtorioles.bsky.social · 02/08/2026The expanded Wild Card was supposed to increase intrigue around the deadline. Instead it's done the opposite. Not only has it reduced the number of sellers, I think it disincentivizes buyers too, not just now but year-round. 130
District Orioles @districtorioles.bsky.social · 01/08/2026It would be pretty funny if the O's miss out on the WC due to Dean Kremer carrying the Twins rotation down the stretch 130
District Orioles @districtorioles.bsky.social · 01/08/2026This Phillies pitcher kinda looks like Cousin Greg from Succession 000
District Orioles @districtorioles.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Isn't "Dillon Dingler" the name of Mark Wahlberg's character from Boogie Nights? 130
District Orioles @districtorioles.bsky.social · 29/07/2026These past 9 games may not have mathematically eliminated the O's, but they really needed to take 6-7 of them and they're only gonna get 3. Said it before but Elias should get the Lane Kiffin treatment at the airport after this one. 020
