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Quadrogenarian ... Tetragenarian? 40s.

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distalpistol.bsky.social @distalpistol.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Good boundaries make kindness easier.
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distalpistol.bsky.social @distalpistol.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
@vhsvixen84.bsky.social Just curious, is that Jezebelle Bond in your pinned video?
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distalpistol.bsky.social @distalpistol.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Apparently some decimal point cable channels still show Silk Stalkings. So shiny and sweaty.
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distalpistol.bsky.social @distalpistol.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
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High Anxiety Melbrooks
Alt: High Anxiety Mel Brooks
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distalpistol.bsky.social @distalpistol.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
One of my favorite things is when people whose surnames are adjectives are listed in the (Last Name, First Name) format.
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distalpistol.bsky.social @distalpistol.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Vegas Vagus Bagel Cable
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distalpistol.bsky.social @distalpistol.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
This is a fascinating lens for viewing DC's unmatched self-loathing.
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distalpistol.bsky.social @distalpistol.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Quote with a fictional band that isn't Spinal Tap.
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Traveling Wilburys & Tom Petty in Car
Alt: Traveling Wilburys in a vintage car on a set with a black backdrop appointed by a backlit sign that says "Traveling Wilburys". The word "Traveling" is flanked on each side by flashing yellow stars. Fake rain falls on the car.
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distalpistol.bsky.social @distalpistol.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
A well-mannered gent from Poughkeepsie When given a kiss on the lips, he Bade her good night 'Cause he wouldn't feel right Coming up when the lady was tipsy. #sveros
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distalpistol.bsky.social @distalpistol.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Quotes were for euphemisms, shy little words that meant she couldn't say what she meant. Not just now. All caps were for emphasis, italics for foreign languages and asides (entre-nous). If a text was bold, though ...I was already on my way to the car. (2/2) #sveros
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distalpistol.bsky.social @distalpistol.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
I wanted her replies before I even sent my texts. When they came, they set my mind and heart racing. Idiosyncracies and patterns, imaginary or real. She never used cartoonish symbols. Just words and punctuation. (1/2) #sveros
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distalpistol.bsky.social @distalpistol.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
So what's the dividing line between coughing and "having a cough"? I'm thinking the dude in this waiting room with me "has a cough" and should be "somewhere else."
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distalpistol.bsky.social @distalpistol.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
There're a lot of people finishing their books this week, if my Libby is any indication.
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distalpistol.bsky.social @distalpistol.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
This one is my INTJ backup
Personality test result.
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distalpistol.bsky.social @distalpistol.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Please assess my take: Secret World Live features the definitive recording of "Steam". #GetAliiiiiiiiiiiiiiive
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distalpistol.bsky.social @distalpistol.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
This is one of the most offensively stupid or deliberately misleading opinions I have read in quite some time. www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...
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Opinion | Nobody needs over $100,000 per year in Social Security benefits
Capping benefits for the wealthiest seniors is a good starting point for reforming the program.
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distalpistol.bsky.social @distalpistol.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Dead or Alive: Alpha-Bits?
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distalpistol.bsky.social @distalpistol.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Sorry fellas.
The NYT Spelling Bee rejecting the word UNEUNUCHED.
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distalpistol.bsky.social @distalpistol.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Hidden to avoid crossword spoilers. Marked "suggestive" because it's definitely not "Adult"
Clue for 5-Down, NYT Crossword March 22 2026: TOUCHAnswer to 5-Down NYT Crossword March 22 2026: "ABUT"
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distalpistol.bsky.social @distalpistol.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
When my neighbor's hedge trimmer starts up, it sounds like Iggy Pop.
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distalpistol.bsky.social @distalpistol.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Today's NYT crossword was underwhelming, but 4-Down is an inspirational goal for the day.
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distalpistol.bsky.social @distalpistol.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
If you want to understand "going downhill," watch CBS Sunday Morning and 60 Minutes and then check out (briefly) CBS News's offerings for the rest of the week.
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distalpistol.bsky.social @distalpistol.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
I'm not sure if this bodes worse for AI, out the book ...
An EI error
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distalpistol.bsky.social @distalpistol.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
I think my bed and my couches are magnetic on Saturdays
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distalpistol.bsky.social @distalpistol.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
I readily jump on tickets to events that I really want to see, but I have trouble deciding on those in between events. How do you draw the line?
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distalpistol.bsky.social @distalpistol.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Today's Alive or Dead Challenge: Quizno's. I genuinely don't know if any still exist.
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distalpistol.bsky.social @distalpistol.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Audiobooks aren't my preferred method, but if they weren't the only good option for the car, I'd never have heard this guy pronounce aspirant "assprint."
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distalpistol.bsky.social @distalpistol.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
There used to be much more tap dancing
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distalpistol.bsky.social @distalpistol.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Ok ok. All kidding aside though, has anyone seen Thumbkin?
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distalpistol.bsky.social @distalpistol.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Existing is exhausting
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distalpistol.bsky.social @distalpistol.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Flavorwise, was Alpha-Bits unique among sugary cereals? Please be specific.
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distalpistol.bsky.social @distalpistol.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Why are English muffins so dusty?
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distalpistol.bsky.social @distalpistol.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
What is a reasonable number of eggs to have for breakfast?
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distalpistol.bsky.social @distalpistol.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Sex work and sex work adjacent podcasts are therapeutic if you need open-minded pragmatism in your life
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distalpistol.bsky.social @distalpistol.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Barry Bostwick as Mayor Randall Winston on the sitcom Spin City.
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distalpistol.bsky.social @distalpistol.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Can someone let me know when Fernando Valenzuela starts trending on the other site? #FacePalmPrepper
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distalpistol.bsky.social @distalpistol.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
The Fabulous Thunderbirds might be the weirdest one-hit wonder out there. When I was little I thought they were in charge of scantily clad ladies taking jobs away from Doozers by flooding the market by building scaffolding for Fraggles to eat.
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distalpistol.bsky.social @distalpistol.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
@prettylynne23.bsky.social I very much enjoyed "Saved You A Seat." Sadly, the similarities to bus tours I've taken end at the bickering couple.
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distalpistol.bsky.social @distalpistol.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Happy Birthday! @marxgbaker.bsky.social
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distalpistol.bsky.social @distalpistol.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
I'd like my holiday to reduce slower and my stew to reduce faster.
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distalpistol.bsky.social @distalpistol.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
make a bond movie casual On Her Majesty's Secret Santa
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distalpistol.bsky.social @distalpistol.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
@mrsdubose.bsky.social slow day?
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distalpistol.bsky.social @distalpistol.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Is anyone else having an inert Christmas?
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distalpistol.bsky.social @distalpistol.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
It's taking some work to detach my shoulders from my ears this holiday.
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distalpistol.bsky.social @distalpistol.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
@turkishmeatchugger.bsky.social Long Time, no chat, friend. I hope you're well.
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distalpistol.bsky.social @distalpistol.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
'Member Samantha Ryan?
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distalpistol.bsky.social @distalpistol.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Do people not give you a wave anymore when you let them into a lane? Is that not a thing now? Like you're in a turn lane and you want to go straight and somebody lets you change lanes ... nothing?
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distalpistol.bsky.social @distalpistol.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
In addition to erotic audio, I also like getting to the subway platform as the train is arriving.
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distalpistol.bsky.social @distalpistol.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
@lilacinthespring.bsky.social How can I support your creative work?
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