A figment of your stupid imagination @dissociation99.bsky.social · 10/10/2026ngl I almost did a spit-take at "let's say it is a genocide" 070
A figment of your stupid imagination @dissociation99.bsky.social · 08/10/2026that's a story you can tell your great great grandchildren 020
A figment of your stupid imagination @dissociation99.bsky.social · 01/10/2026gonna assume the 4th entry is "who is the GOAT goat?" 030
A figment of your stupid imagination @dissociation99.bsky.social · 24/09/202680s Crimson underappreciated 020
A figment of your stupid imagination @dissociation99.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Playing fan translations of previously-unavailable RPGs was the shit 001
A figment of your stupid imagination @dissociation99.bsky.social · 13/09/2026handjob is the best I can do 110
A figment of your stupid imagination @dissociation99.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Cowards should've had the fantastic four stop 9/11. 021
A figment of your stupid imagination @dissociation99.bsky.social · 24/08/2026This man is in his 50s. 010
A figment of your stupid imagination @dissociation99.bsky.social · 11/08/2026they get so jealous they throw up can relate 010
A figment of your stupid imagination @dissociation99.bsky.social · 30/07/2026*bites you in a way that's totally necessary for survival and in no way at all sexual* 010
A figment of your stupid imagination @dissociation99.bsky.social · 18/07/2026She needs to get appointed VP a second time so I can say "always a bridesmaid". 080
A figment of your stupid imagination @dissociation99.bsky.social · 16/07/2026can i make an arnold palmer? 250
A figment of your stupid imagination @dissociation99.bsky.social · 10/07/2026I need a higher rank, personally. Captain jerk off or (no) bust. 010
A figment of your stupid imagination @dissociation99.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Soup of the day is served! 110
A figment of your stupid imagination @dissociation99.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Transcript did properly diagnose them as having low confidence though. 010
A figment of your stupid imagination @dissociation99.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Love havin jerk sessions in my villa. You could come in and say hi, rude ass. 030
A figment of your stupid imagination @dissociation99.bsky.social · 05/06/2026you are seen, you are valid 020
A figment of your stupid imagination @dissociation99.bsky.social · 03/06/2026the dentist bill to swap out those piano keys in my mouth after a piano fell on me was ridiculous! 060
A figment of your stupid imagination @dissociation99.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Saw it in theater, the way Alanis Morissette intended 040
A figment of your stupid imagination @dissociation99.bsky.social · 24/05/2026I'm wondering about their definition of "fun". 010
A figment of your stupid imagination @dissociation99.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Maybe they mean "...for a vacation, because you've earned it" ? 010
A figment of your stupid imagination @dissociation99.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Seems like a great opportunity to just go beat the shit out of a car. 020
A figment of your stupid imagination @dissociation99.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Jizzen. "He has jizzen" 030
A figment of your stupid imagination @dissociation99.bsky.social · 28/04/2026why do children scream walking home, from the bus stop? is someone murdered? 010
A figment of your stupid imagination @dissociation99.bsky.social · 28/04/2026i think this haiku has too many syllables 100
A figment of your stupid imagination @dissociation99.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Not me. You're a loose cannon. 000
A figment of your stupid imagination @dissociation99.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Happy birthday dillo I love you 110
A figment of your stupid imagination @dissociation99.bsky.social · 25/04/2026I just let you say what I'm thinking and take the fall. Thank you for your service. 030
A figment of your stupid imagination @dissociation99.bsky.social · 25/04/2026"God saves hos" -Pope Cmonmacques 051
A figment of your stupid imagination @dissociation99.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Steadman T. Squirrel, Esq. 150
A figment of your stupid imagination @dissociation99.bsky.social · 22/04/2026does that make you Mr. Breast? are you taking her name? 060
A figment of your stupid imagination @dissociation99.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Someone had to do it? 020
A figment of your stupid imagination @dissociation99.bsky.social · 14/04/2026It's just two sticks on a chain! How hard can it be!? 020
A figment of your stupid imagination @dissociation99.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Mr. and Mrs. Helper it is very nice to meet you! (a lot of things start making sense) 250
A figment of your stupid imagination @dissociation99.bsky.social · 04/04/2026I have better things to do. I just choose not to do them. 041
A figment of your stupid imagination @dissociation99.bsky.social · 28/03/2026I don't think you're starfleet material tbh. 170
A figment of your stupid imagination @dissociation99.bsky.social · 23/03/2026reporting you to god 010
A figment of your stupid imagination @dissociation99.bsky.social · 09/03/2026You lost the debate. I need you to turn in your badge and your gun. Let's not make this more difficult than it has to be. 120
A figment of your stupid imagination @dissociation99.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Why is someone still minimizing what this administration will do in 2026? "There is no way they would..." is how we got here. 030
A figment of your stupid imagination @dissociation99.bsky.social · 04/03/2026happy relationship birthday scoob! 120
A figment of your stupid imagination @dissociation99.bsky.social · 03/03/2026You would trust a watchdog? I guess we know who the sheep is! 020
A figment of your stupid imagination @dissociation99.bsky.social · 20/02/2026The custom tights were always so sick. More people should do that. 010
A figment of your stupid imagination @dissociation99.bsky.social · 19/02/2026divorced guy energy permeating him fully 040
A figment of your stupid imagination @dissociation99.bsky.social · 17/02/2026More like BELOVED pig man and gooner. 071
A figment of your stupid imagination @dissociation99.bsky.social · 18/01/2026The Hedberg "I still do, but I used to, too." 060
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