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Disobedient Avocado 🥑

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Disobedient Avocado 🥑 @disobedientavocado.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
She was such a bad bitch, what an icon. Obsessed with her.
Picture of the character Susan from friends, as portrayed by Jessica Hecht
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Disobedient Avocado 🥑 @disobedientavocado.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I have no excuse to not go to the gym today 😫😣😖
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Disobedient Avocado 🥑 @disobedientavocado.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Unite Union can PISS THE FUCK OFF. There's nothing morally right about a proportion of the population getting a 2.5% increase in their income when the rest do not.
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Disobedient Avocado 🥑 @disobedientavocado.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Thinking about Kate Bush 🥲 open.spotify.com/track/17G8hA...
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A Coral Room - 2018 Remaster
Kate Bush · Aerial (2018 Remaster) · Song · 2005
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Disobedient Avocado 🥑 @disobedientavocado.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That event just looks like a body dysmorphia breeding ground ngl
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Disobedient Avocado 🥑 @disobedientavocado.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hacks really was wonderful wasn't it
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Blanche Says 'Beautiful Piece Of Television' on Coronation Street
ALT: Blanche Says 'Beautiful Piece Of Television' on Coronation Street
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Disobedient Avocado 🥑 @disobedientavocado.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh the homobloc gays are already arriving 😭
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Disobedient Avocado 🥑 @disobedientavocado.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
LEAVE TIRAMISU ALONE, IT DOESN'T NEED ANY FUCKING MEDDLING. IT IS PERFECT AS IT IS.
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Disobedient Avocado 🥑 @disobedientavocado.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I can't stop thinking about a £1,250 chair 😭😭😭😭
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Disobedient Avocado 🥑 @disobedientavocado.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
En garde!
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Disobedient Avocado 🥑 @disobedientavocado.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The absence of the McToast on the UK's McDonald's menu should be a source of great national shame, I had so many of these bad boys in italy. The classiest McDonald's offering, just refined and sophisticated in its beautiful simplicity
Picture of McToast. White background, with the McToast in the centre bottom. 2 round slides of bread (a bun sliced in half and inverted) with 2 square slices of cream coloured cheese sandwiched by this bread and in turn sandwiching a pink circular piece of ham.
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Disobedient Avocado 🥑 @disobedientavocado.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Can I interest anyone in a glass Tower of Babel fleshjack?
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Disobedient Avocado 🥑 @disobedientavocado.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Italian's having very correct opinions!
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Harrison @watchinharrison.com · 15/09/2026
This is going to ruin the tour
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Disobedient Avocado 🥑 @disobedientavocado.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Had some gelato, saw a castle on a hill, and swam in Lake Como. What a lovely afternoon I have had
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Disobedient Avocado 🥑 @disobedientavocado.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The fact this was a cradle for a baby! They should have guillotined the Savoy family just like the french royals
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Disobedient Avocado 🥑 @disobedientavocado.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Hate crimed in a gluten free bakery
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Disobedient Avocado 🥑 @disobedientavocado.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The remnants of Turin's outdoor market look like a dystopian scene
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Disobedient Avocado 🥑 @disobedientavocado.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
LET ME IN 😭😭😭😭
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Disobedient Avocado 🥑 @disobedientavocado.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Italy is so real for this
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Disobedient Avocado 🥑 @disobedientavocado.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Saw the cutest little bus in Turin, lovely public transport
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Disobedient Avocado 🥑 @disobedientavocado.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The italian urge to hold your significant other for several minutes in a central palazzo
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Disobedient Avocado 🥑 @disobedientavocado.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I was very excited to go and see Turin's fake medieval village, but it is closed 😭😭😭😭 WAILING. WRITHING. WRETCHING.
Picture at the top of the image of the Medieval Village. The buildings are red brick in a medieval architectural style, there is a main keep of a castle to the left of the photo. There are 5 towers. To the bottom of the photo is a grassy bank of a river, and the river right at the bottom. Below the photo text reads 'ATTENTION. THE BORGO MEDIEVALE IS CLOSE FOR RENOVATION'
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Disobedient Avocado 🥑 @disobedientavocado.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Just bought the sluttiest vest that I will probably never wear
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Disobedient Avocado 🥑 @disobedientavocado.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Someone needs to put House of Fraser out of its misery, it's absolutely diabolical in here. LET IT DIE
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Disobedient Avocado 🥑 @disobedientavocado.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I feel like such a hot slut swigging red wine out the bottle
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Chris @chrsphr.uk · 04/09/2026
I'm voting for "good morning Ben" @benrs.uk
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Disobedient Avocado 🥑 @disobedientavocado.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Disney are idiots for release Adults Season 2 all in one go, literally no time to build conversation or momentum.
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Disobedient Avocado 🥑 @disobedientavocado.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Thought this video was a really useful comparison on Homer's Odyssey and Nolan's interpretation youtu.be/mILwIC_gqXw?...
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Hollywood's Odyssey: The Historians' Verdict
YouTube video by The Ancients
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Disobedient Avocado 🥑 @disobedientavocado.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Very impressive acting and improv from the guy pretending to be the American father in the latest Farage scandal, get him signed up!
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Disobedient Avocado 🥑 @disobedientavocado.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The deleted scenes for Titanic show very clearly that James Cameron should never be surrounded by yes men. This man filmed a huge fight scene in the sinking ship, Molly Brown saying 'How about a little ice?' with the iceberg going past in the background, and a little girl drowning behind a gate 🫣
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Disobedient Avocado 🥑 @disobedientavocado.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I don't really have a friendship group, but I do have 3 trios and that's kinda cool
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Daniel Moser @dmoser.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Pollution levels in London after 10 years of advancing sustainable transport.
Map showing Lower Pollution levels in London after 10 years of advancing sustainable transport.
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Disobedient Avocado 🥑 @disobedientavocado.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Me in the cinema
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Disobedient Avocado 🥑 @disobedientavocado.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I feel like the film community is gaslighting me with all this praise for The Invite, I HATED IT
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Disobedient Avocado 🥑 @disobedientavocado.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Shocked at how hard it is to find a deck of cards with the exact joker illustration I want 😡🤬😡🤬😡
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Disobedient Avocado 🥑 @disobedientavocado.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Accidentally used sushi rice when making a risotto and it worked absolutely fine? Think there is a conspiracy by BIG RICE to pretend there are more types of rice than there really is!!!!!!
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Disobedient Avocado 🥑 @disobedientavocado.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Need a lemsip for the last day of pride 😭 The downpours have got me
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Disobedient Avocado 🥑 @disobedientavocado.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Happy Pride x
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Disobedient Avocado 🥑 @disobedientavocado.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
If anyone was wondering what it would look like if I somehow become King William V, this side profile gives an intriguing glimpse into the coinage and stampage that could emerge 😌
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Disobedient Avocado 🥑 @disobedientavocado.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Pride 2026 vibes 🥰
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Disobedient Avocado 🥑 @disobedientavocado.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Beverley Craig spotted at New York New York, better than Burnham!
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Disobedient Avocado 🥑 @disobedientavocado.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Very impressed by the turnout for the pride parade this year considering the weather. Manchester always turns out for the queers
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Disobedient Avocado 🥑 @disobedientavocado.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
New Union was interesting, the youth do not seem to dance? Are they okay?
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Disobedient Avocado 🥑 @disobedientavocado.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Why are the Via bar staff a Timothee Chalamet look alike contest
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Brad @bradflint.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
2026 is annus horribilis.
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Disobedient Avocado 🥑 @disobedientavocado.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Everyday I ask myself do I have an under-active thyroid or am I just A FUCKING LAZY SHIT
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Jordan Starkweather ✨ @jackal27.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Disobedient Avocado 🥑 @disobedientavocado.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Were we all aware Dolly Parton did a version of Wrecking Ball with Miley Cyrus? Because I was not! open.spotify.com/track/1Fl4vS...
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Wrecking Ball
Dolly Parton, Miley Cyrus · Wrecking Ball · Song · 2023
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Disobedient Avocado 🥑 @disobedientavocado.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Charlie Cox's performance in Episode 6, of Adults deserves an academy award
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