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professional disaster @disillusioned.bsky.social · 18h
bang chan ?
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professional disaster @disillusioned.bsky.social · 18h
lee chan . ?
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professional disaster @disillusioned.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
CONGRATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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manic pixie nightmare boy @beelzebby666.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Top/Bottom discourse? Never. I want them both to come in their pants before they can even get past making out.
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it looks like you're writing a novel @gr8writingtips.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
remember that your characters are alive and would probably react to stimuli in their enclosures
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professional disaster @disillusioned.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
it was so long ago, but i thiiiink it was tokyo mew mew lmao
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professional disaster @disillusioned.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
i wanna choose an existing prompt for once instead of doing a self-prompt claim, but this is tough because im so picky - maybe to a fault - and so far nothing is speaking to me lol
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professional disaster @disillusioned.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
🤔🤔
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JUST SEVENTEEN @just-seventeen.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
260629 DINO Instagram update #디노 #DINO #세븐틴 #SEVENTEEN
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Rika⁷ @commanderrika.blacksky.app · 23/06/2026
We used to be a society.
Photo collage of Min Yoongi with various stages of long hair.
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professional disaster @disillusioned.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
me af irl
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professional disaster @disillusioned.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
It is but an appetizer - thank u for reading!!!
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professional disaster @disillusioned.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
omg not you being in the same age demo as this taehyung lmfao
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professional disaster @disillusioned.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
need to get my brain back in this mode to finish it tbqh
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professional disaster @disillusioned.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Sooyoung’s kind palm to Taehyung’s back is a blessing. She guides him into the floor’s lounge room, announcing, “Boys! Show some respect and come properly greet our hoobae.” 
Suddenly there are three pairs of eyes on him, all set at varying degrees of interest. Taehyung tries not to let his shyness get the better of him; he resists the urge to avert his eyes, smiling instead.
“I know some of you already met him while he was onboarding,” Sooyoung is saying, “but an official introduction to our team is important.” She guides him closer to where they’re all standing at a high-table. “Welcome our new future editorial assistant Kim Taehyung.”
Taehyung immediately bows at the waist, a near 90-degree fold. Fingers tightly clutched to his manilla folder, he says, “Hi—I’m. I look forward to working with everyone.” 
“Hi!” The tall, warm-faced man that Taehyung recognizes as Choi Wooshik speaks first. “We’ve met so I’m sure you remember, but I’m our team’s copy editor. Choi Wooshik.” 
“Yes,” Taehyung slowly rises. “Hello, Wooshik-nim. I’m looking forward to working with—”
There’s a resigned sigh from the man directly across the tiny roundtable. He’s been mixing sugar into his coffee with a plastic stirrer since Taehyung first approached, styrofoam cup in one hand. All four team members turn their heads to look at him. “Are our coworkers getting younger and younger or am I just old now? I honestly can’t tell anymore.” 
The man adjacent to Namjoon snorts. 
Face going hot, Taehyung loses the rest of his sentence.
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professional disaster @disillusioned.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
nj does a lot of negging and it does have the played-out nj horny guilt trope tied into the dynamics but it was fun to write for the few days my brain fixated on it. kinda-sorta (inadvertently) enemies to lovers idk. i'll post some for wip wednesday since it's Something
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professional disaster @disillusioned.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
years ago the taejoon writing bug struck me & i started a taejoon age gap where early 20s th starts working at a fashion magazine & meets the team. late-30s nj is like wtf are we hiring children now? does ur birth year start with 2? fuckin hell. & yg & team are dying at the interaction
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professional disaster @disillusioned.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
OHHH. omg sorry jack ilu wish i met u
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professional disaster @disillusioned.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
wait i missed a chapter who's this black cat
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💌 wren @infrequency.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
slow motion, see me let go 🪄 2.6k | seokhan 🪄 make a wish! 🪄 ao3.org/works/86325801
 slow motion, see me let go
ephemera (infrequency)
Summary:

        Jeonghan throws himself at Seokmin, his weight nearly knocking him off balance. They wobble together, and Jeonghan giggles, pressing his nose to Seokmin's throat. "That's what you want, isn't it? Me alone with you?"

        Seokmin's blood runs cold.
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professional disaster @disillusioned.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
also stream falling flower
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professional disaster @disillusioned.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
so fuckin good, man. always 'n forever a banger
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professional disaster @disillusioned.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
introduce yourself with 10 musical acts you’ve seen live: toro y moi bad bunny rauw alejandro freddie gibbs katrynada steve lacy bts yoongi j-hope hiatus kaiyote
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professional disaster @disillusioned.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
ana 🥺🥺🥺 tysm for your kind words and for hanging in there w me!! sorry this fic has been dragged out for so long as long as im alive i'll get this shit done i promise!!
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professional disaster @disillusioned.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
quick wittle (more light-hearted) 179cm taegi #WIP - mostly to prove im still alive and chopping away at this i pwomise. banter between yg and his model bestie b/c i love them
They finish the week at a pocha bar, during which Sora cuts him off from alcohol after his first bottle of soju. “Really, he should be sober for the rest of the year,” Sora explains to the question in Hoyeon’s stare. “You should’ve seen him in Paris.”  

“I don’t wanna hear anything else about Paris,” Hoyeon whines tipsily. She’s rocking in her plastic seat. “I told you it makes me feel left out!”

“Just giving context. He was a monster.” Sora polishes off Yoongi’s glass of apple soju as he looks on forlornly. “Heard he fucked a model in the bathroom.”  

What the fuck? It takes him a moment to process her statement. Then, flushing from his scalp to his chest, Yoongi shoves Sora while she cackles and cowers away. “Shut up! I didn’t!” 

“You didn’t fuck Marjan? Is that what you’re saying?” 

“He fucked Marjan?” Hoyeon shouts.  

“I didn’t fuck Marjan!” Yoongi shouts back.   

“That’s not what she said?” 

Marjan is telling people their business? Is she close enough friends with Sora to gossip about this kinda shit? “I—” Yoongi flounders. “What counts as fucking?!” 

Sora is gasping for air now. Yoongi could pummel her. He just might. 

“Wow. I didn’t know you liked younger girls!” Hoyeon says.  
 
“I don’t.” Yoongi grabs Hoyeon’s full soju glass and backs it before anyone can stop him.
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professional disaster @disillusioned.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Years later and I still think about this comment on 179cm and cackle. Best compliment tbh. Erf, whoever u are, ily
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professional disaster @disillusioned.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
thanks so much naj makes me feel less like an island to know u feel similarly!!
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professional disaster @disillusioned.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Ty for holding space for me 🥹🥹
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professional disaster @disillusioned.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
👁️ direct me to your pre-album thoughts pls!! And thank u Olivia ure a trusted person 🥹
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professional disaster @disillusioned.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
lmaooo honestly the aave makes several of what would be otherwise fine songs hard to listen to! it’s hard to find a diplomatic way to verbalize my True n Real thoughts in a space where it I feel it could be received Badly real fast so I’ve been mulling over it
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professional disaster @disillusioned.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
the AAVE (still) rlly doesn’t fit so could’ve done without that
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professional disaster @disillusioned.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
please also a top track on the album for me!
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professional disaster @disillusioned.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
they don’t know bout us was good!
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professional disaster @disillusioned.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
you'll see me in there too dw
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professional disaster @disillusioned.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Truly BONKERS to me that most of these ppl wanted the S1 “ML” to “”win”” the FL. Are we watching the same drama. Are we .
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professional disaster @disillusioned.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Reason # 819 the opinions of tik tokers should be rejected is that there are so many vids criticizing kdrama Love Alarm when it had me shitting pissing crying screaming. If I saw these ‘reviews’ before watching it I’d likely miss out on the drama that inspired my taegijin 179cm lmfao
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moonlit milly 🌕 GWF prep @mischiefmilly.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
also stop apologizing for taking up space on the internet using YOUR account with the things YOU want to talk about or share and stop treating your art, writing, gposes, etc as deliverables. it's okay to not post anything for a while. your place in fandom does not have to be earned
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professional disaster @disillusioned.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Long hair Yoongi is truly peak Thank u gray!!!!
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professional disaster @disillusioned.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
These are perfect thank u!!!!
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professional disaster @disillusioned.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Perfect min yunkis ty 🥹🥹
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professional disaster @disillusioned.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Thank u v much!!!
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professional disaster @disillusioned.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
TY!!!!🥺
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professional disaster @disillusioned.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
hi it’s my birthday plz give me your favorite Yoongi’s as a gift
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ash s. @housegoblin.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
sorry for being cringe I'm trying to enjoy being alive
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professional disaster @disillusioned.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
179cm taegi #WIP | (+alt text) At that bar in Sillim,” Namjoon is saying, “you asked me if I thought it was possible to be in love with multiple people at once.” When Yoongi doesn’t contest this, “Was there more to that question that I was missing at the time? Or am I thinking too hard into it?”
He thought—erroneously—that being understood would be a comfort, even if he resisted in the moment. In reality, it’s embarrassing to be caught out, and mildly unnerving, like a spotlight weighing him down. He realizes that he doesn’t enjoy being psychoanalyzed—not always, and not by everyone—and he hates feeling like Namjoon came to this conversation already prepared for Yoongi’s reaction; that he’d even known Yoongi would go on the defense, make aggressive snipes that Namjoon would have to side-step with a calm, placid sense of sympathy. And Yoongi, ornery and intoxicated and vulnerable, is doing nothing but falling for it.  

Even worse: he’s rendered toothless by not knowing the full extent of what Namjoon does and doesn’t already know.    

“At that bar in Sillim,” Namjoon is saying, “you asked me if I thought it was possible to be in love with multiple people at once.” When Yoongi doesn’t contest this, “Was there more to that question that I was missing at the time? Or am I thinking too hard into it?”  

Yoongi inhales, and holds his breath. He waits four seconds. He quietly exhales for four seconds, then, “You asked me if Jin-hyung and I were okay—back when we met at Hobi’s studio. You said something about how you knew how hard it was when they’re gone a lot. Our partners.” 

Namjoon hesitates. “Sure, yeah?” He may not have expected this counter, which itches at a childish part of Yoongi’s psyche.    

“It’s obvious you’ve always had an idea of what’s been going on. You tell yourself that you’re an overthinker,” Yoongi laughs, “but you tend to be right. Y’know that?”  
“Then I’m right that it was Taehyung-ssi? That you changed after he came around?” 

He stares into the sudsy bathwater. “You’re right. You were—always. You’ve been right.”

“You’re in love with Taehyung-ssi?”
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professional disaster @disillusioned.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
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professional disaster @disillusioned.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
i can give u my account info so u can listen for fwee (guy that caved in to the propaganda)
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professional disaster @disillusioned.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
wtf they're paying server wages at coffee shops (now?)???? they expect you to make a livable wage in tips only??? nahhhh
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professional disaster @disillusioned.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
this meme is krilling meee
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professional disaster @disillusioned.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
STOPPP
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