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The Discountess

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NOT LUANN, just a Luann Stan! Be cool, don’t be all like, uncool 😎 **Even Louis Vuitton makes mistakes**

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The Discountess @discountess.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Nothing is more frustrating than having something actually important to address in a meeting and someone is going on and on and on about non issues like can you shut the fuck up please thanks.
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The Discountess @discountess.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It said my account didn’t exist I was like oh no did I get kicked out 🤣
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The Discountess @discountess.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Thankfully I don’t qualify lol
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The Discountess @discountess.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yeah it’s been 15 years since my ex died and I still have trouble watching stuff like this. I did end up being able to get into it but I know exactly how you feel. There are some shows I never even finished bc we watched them together 🤷🏼‍♀️
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The Discountess @discountess.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I haven’t watched that at all! Ugh!
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The Discountess @discountess.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Love it lol
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The Discountess @discountess.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don’t think I qualify based on my income from 2 part time jobs and Instacart, I just want ONE real job though 🤣🤣
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The Discountess @discountess.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Thank you!
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The Discountess @discountess.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I haven’t watched yet I am so behind on bravo shows!!!!
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The Discountess @discountess.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I plan events for the comedy theater and am the box office manager, the events stuff is super fun but the rest not so much. I really need a decent paying full time job w benefits, but I am at least not struggling as bad 🤣
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The Discountess @discountess.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Full disclosure though, I go through slumps of not applying because I get so frustrated and so discouraged!
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The Discountess @discountess.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ugh I WISH I moved lol (I do apply in NYC often). I took a part time job managing the comedy theater I took improv at and my cousin opened a gelato shop so I’ve been helping her, but yeah I need a solid full time job with benefits still it’s so frustrating!
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The Discountess @discountess.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Actual footage!!!!!
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The Discountess @discountess.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Catching up on Next Gen NYC and I’m dying at Gia praying to St Anthony and immediately finding what she lost! The first thing Italian Americans do is pray to St Anthony! My guy!
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The Discountess @discountess.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’ve been rewatching RHONY catching up on NextGen NYC now
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The Discountess @discountess.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Yes just working a lot 😢 How are you!!!
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The Discountess @discountess.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hi my love how are you?
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The Discountess @discountess.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hi 🥰
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The Discountess @discountess.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hi yes just busy trying to survive the economy 🤣🤣🤣 how are you?
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The Discountess @discountess.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Not terrible LMFAO! Working a few part time jobs really need full time but other than that pretty good! How are you???
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The Discountess @discountess.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
And I’m super behind on Bravo! I did watch the SLC premier, VERY hard to watch. When my ex died, his mom found comfort in keeping his dog too. She has another son and a grandchild. I just. Feel. SO BAD. For Mary 😢
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The Discountess @discountess.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
HEY YOU GUYS!!! What’s up I’ve been off of social media, unintentional break! I’m still kinda busy trying to get my life together but want to check in w my peeps more 💕💕 Who’s still here?
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The Discountess @discountess.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Uhhhh yeah Kyle was shaking in his boots he’s obviously seen Carl kick someone’s ass before 😂
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The Discountess @discountess.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Actually maybe Carl can fight Kyle was SCARED 😂#SummerHouse
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The Discountess @discountess.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I don’t want to see Carl and Kyle fight but it’s mostly because I don’t think either of them can fight 😂😂😂 #SummerHouse
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The Discountess @discountess.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Probably gonna end up muting this BUT Kyle drove Amanda right into Wes’s arms. (NOT DEFENDING Amanda or what she did to Ciara) Just saying 🤷🏼‍♀️ #SummerHouse
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The Discountess @discountess.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I love the cinematography on #Euphoria but this music. What a mistake. They should’ve hire Solange, she could’ve saved this.
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The Discountess @discountess.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I do think Lindsay could’ve been nicer but also understand that sometimes that’s difficult I was upset w my ex’s family but I’m not sure why, like do I expect them to chose ME? Anyway I know I’m a Lindsay apologist sorry
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The Discountess @discountess.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Ok no one will agree BUT saying “for someone who just had a baby” is a backhanded and rude compliment. I DO NOT THINK Sharon is mean or meant to be mean but I might not love that. #SummerHouse
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The Discountess @discountess.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Came here to say this exactly
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Lauren Delulu @laurensdelulu.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Morherfucking West #summerhouse
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The Discountess @discountess.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
F marry kill Kyle West Jesse. Really? Kill em all. #WWHL #SummerHouse
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The Discountess @discountess.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I’m LOL at Amanda wondering how this girl knows so much. Babe Ben didn’t tell her she watches the show. She probably only took him back to be on the show. Did you hear her w Ciara!? Clearly a fan!!! #SummerHouse
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The Discountess @discountess.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I could never hate Lindsay she’s so hilarious this speech is so weird and so hysterical 😭 #SummerHouse
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The Discountess @discountess.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
He was being hilarious on TikTok during Scandoval 😂 guess he’s one of us lol
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The Discountess @discountess.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I shouldn’t admit this but I thought it was Bobby at first
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The Discountess @discountess.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
#HouseOfVillains I really hope Sandoval stays until the end but also doesn’t win 😂😂😂
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The Discountess @discountess.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
And the one looks just like her 😂 (it’s going to be at least 3 episodes before I remember names)
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The Discountess @discountess.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I will not be spending any time on that 😂
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The Discountess @discountess.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
And I still don’t care how this affects Kyle he deserves to be treated the way he treated her for more than 10 years 😘 #SummerHouse
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The Discountess @discountess.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I’ve never been a fan of Amanda. But as a woman who has been cheated on AND given West’s renewed interest in Ciara last summer, I am surprised she did this to Ciara. She’s a shitty friend and so is Paige if she doesn’t side w Ciara. #SummerHouse
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The Discountess @discountess.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
If there’s a photo of West and Amanda why haven’t we seen it? If someone doesn’t put it on the Internet somewhere I don’t believe it #SummerHouse
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The Discountess @discountess.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
This is WILD former #BelowDeck charter guests charged for using #BelowDeckMed crew members names to write fake prescriptions!!!! Like WHAT!? #BelowDeckDownUnder #BelowDeckMed
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The Discountess @discountess.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Forgot Shep was here has he EVER been this quiet? Great example of how behaving like a normal person gets you less screen time 😂 #SouthernCharm #SouthernCharmReunion
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The Discountess @discountess.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
A few minutes into #SummerHouse and I already want to drive to NY and punch Kyle square in the face. HE FEELS ISOLATED!?!?? The AUDACITY to be mad at her for acting the way he’s acted for the last 10 years. I’m so glad she left him, she deserves so much better!
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The Discountess @discountess.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Why is #BelowDeckDownUnder having us meet the guests before the charter? I can’t decide if I love it or hate it 😂 #BelowDeck
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RealHousewivesRanked! @rankedreal.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Me two wines deep watching episode 7 of #LoveStory and instantly wanting to be transported back to NY in the 90s for the vibe. #RHONY
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The Discountess @discountess.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
I’m kind of mad they cancelled original sin, I thought it was good!
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The Discountess @discountess.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
YESSSSSS!!! YES YES YES! Michael B Jordan I am SO HAPPY FOR YOU! WHERE WALLACE AT!?!? #Oscars
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The Discountess @discountess.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
And the “joke” of cutting to Demi’s empty confessional was only funny the first time, maybe the second. Corny AF.
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