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Lauren Delulu @laurensdelulu.bsky.social · 11h

I’m usually decorated super early for Halloween, but I haven’t been able to do much until now. The coven is almost ready

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Lauren Delulu @laurensdelulu.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Just received this text from my husband. We will celebrate anything in this house 🫠

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Lauren Delulu @laurensdelulu.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I can’t wait for next week 💀💀 #rhoslc

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Lauren Delulu @laurensdelulu.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Whitney: I will tell everyone everything that’s ever been said but I’ll be sure to put some mustard on it first Why’s everyone so mad? #rhoslc

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Lauren Delulu @laurensdelulu.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

How quick are the expiration dates on these ladies? Angie and Bronwyn went down hill fast #rhoslc

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Lauren Delulu @laurensdelulu.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

The way they’re trashing each other’s appearances in a non-fun way is gross #rhoslc

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Lauren Delulu @laurensdelulu.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

The look she gave me seconds before she stuck her tongue fur in my ear #dogsofbluesky

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Lauren Delulu @laurensdelulu.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

“Queefing everyone’s business” Ma’am, excuse me? I just died 💀 #rhony

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Lauren Delulu @laurensdelulu.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I couldn’t open Bluesky this morning and I almost 🤮 I hate when this goes down

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Lauren Delulu @laurensdelulu.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I’m done complaining, it’s pumpkin beer time (insert y’all here because I really want to say it but it’s not in my vernacular)!!

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Lauren Delulu @laurensdelulu.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

“Last night, everyone faced their final boss” The most entertained I’ve been by Gen all season #Belowdeckmed

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Lauren Delulu @laurensdelulu.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

My fucking job gave away my hours while I’m on medical leave. Of course they can because they can move me wherever operational needs dictate but they have done this to me so many times I’m going to fucking freak out right now It’s giving being forced out

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Lauren Delulu @laurensdelulu.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

There’s something in the air tonight. The Bluesky natives are restless and will debate anything and everything. To. Death.

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Leeanne Locken Rhod: My Weave Is Exhausted

ALT: Leeanne Locken Rhod: My Weave Is Exhausted

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Lauren Delulu @laurensdelulu.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Book of injuries Entry 2,536,002 This weekend, my right big toe was unironically injured by an orange crush that fell from the fridge and crushed it Today, the dogs bone fell from the couch onto that foot

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Peter Griffin's Knee Pain in Family Guy

ALT: Peter Griffin's Knee Pain in Family Guy

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Lauren Delulu @laurensdelulu.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Glitter, the herpes of craft, it never goes away #rhugt

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Lauren Delulu @laurensdelulu.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I watched Psycho 1 and 2 at my friends house at 6. I wouldn’t shower without the door open and my dad sitting upstairs for over a year I still have a hard time closing my eyes in the shower, when I do it’s for a millisecond!

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Lauren Delulu @laurensdelulu.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Good Lorde I can’t with the #RHOC telephone gossip game This is a bunch of bullshit about a bunch of bullshit and it’s not entertaining

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Lauren Delulu @laurensdelulu.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Heather making a joke out of the genocide of a people. She’s so quirky and funny 😔 #RHOSLC

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Lauren Delulu @laurensdelulu.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Laying on the couch watching last nights RHOSLC while the dog buries her toys under and around me 😭🤣 Two layers uncovered

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Lauren Delulu @laurensdelulu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

If I wasn’t convinced that these mics aren’t also for listening to all of us talk, I’d be more excited because this is fascinating

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Lauren Delulu @laurensdelulu.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

“Glad I didn’t eat mushrooms” I’ve said that more times myself than I’d care to admit 🤣😭 #RHUGT

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Lauren Delulu @laurensdelulu.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Husband said something about CB radios and my mind drifted immediately Christian Slater at this time was my special interest

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Lauren Delulu @laurensdelulu.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Son always has behaviors when visiting his audiologist for his cochlear implant mapping Today she had him repeating words that she’s saying He fully just said ‘dickhead’ and keeps saying ‘shit’ I know she’s not saying these words 😭😭

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Lauren Delulu @laurensdelulu.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I am missing working my one overnight a week. I love having an excuse for being up and creeping around when no one else is 👻

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Lauren Delulu @laurensdelulu.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Rare meeting of the animals captured. Ruth is avoiding eye contact with the cat, because she knows how this will end

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Lauren Delulu @laurensdelulu.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

@queenbunnybean.bsky.social I watched the challenge, untold story after seeing you mention it. I didn’t know it existed! Fully ugly cried during the CT & Diem of it all 😭😩😭

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Lauren Delulu @laurensdelulu.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Now why is his 🍆 in it? 😭🤣

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Lauren Delulu @laurensdelulu.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

When the timeline appears to be communicating with itself

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Lauren Delulu @laurensdelulu.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Kids backpack is too heavy so we asked if we can take out some books. He says, I guess you can take out the periodic table of elements Because every 10 yo loves that light reading

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Lauren Delulu @laurensdelulu.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I’m bored and annoyed. I’m going to drink now 🍹

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Lauren Delulu @laurensdelulu.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Porsha saying “we built this monster” is exactly how I feel about Luann. She’s so gassed up on herself, it’s amazing to watch #rhugt

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Lauren Delulu @laurensdelulu.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I’ve hit the point in my recovery that I feel almost 100% but I’m not ‘allowed’ or able to do what I want I’m feeling useless and left out because life keeps going while I’m sitting here

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The Grinch: Wallow In Self Pity

ALT: The Grinch: Wallow In Self Pity

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Lauren Delulu @laurensdelulu.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Finally mustered up the emotional fortitude to watch RHOSLC. Stopped crying watching John Barlow grovel to Lisa. These two are built to last

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Lauren Delulu @laurensdelulu.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Husband and I are at lunch celebrating his bday. Older man at the bar ordered a dirty martini. And it’s 11:25 am. I need to go sit with him because I think we just became best friends

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Lauren Delulu @laurensdelulu.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Mr doctor’s office has the most beautiful view

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Lauren Delulu @laurensdelulu.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I’ve watched Furious, SLOMW, and even double lives of suburban wives. I’ve digested a bunch of docs and some really bullshit movies but none of it is enough

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Lauren Delulu @laurensdelulu.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I went to spit out my drink but held it in and then choked for a bit over the RHONY diarrhea flashbacks, Dorinda killed me #RHUGT

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Lauren Delulu @laurensdelulu.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

What the fuck has happened to this world

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