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Tanya

@discomposed.bsky.social
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Just here to follow & read what others are saying. From New Westminster, BC. I love cats, Christmas, and - oddly considering I'm mostly homebound - public transit. Social anxiety sometimes mutes me, but I'm still here trying to be part of the fun.

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Tanya @discomposed.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Tanya @discomposed.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I voted but my brain decided that it was going to be difficult today so I did not grab a sticker because being even more visible to people made me anxious and fleeing was, frankly, more important so I have instead made a very shitty "sticker" in paint.
a poorly drawn fake "I Voted!" sticker for my city which I will not name in the alt text lest it pull it into the local feed and embarrass me further
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Tanya @discomposed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My daily cat calendar that I frequently forget to check has provided me with a very useful piece of notepaper this month!
A daily calendar sheet with a fact:
“The Canadian Parliamentary Cats were a clowder of stray cats living in a cat sanctuary on Parliament Hill in Ottawa, Canada, between 1924 and 2013. The famous felines received up to 300 visitors a day.”

Below this is a note written by me:
“Political canvassers
Please do not knock on my door
Very high social anxiety!

Leave pamphlets and I will review them
Thanks! :)”
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Tanya @discomposed.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Heckin woo!
A box full of 50c packs of Kerr Soda Pops lollypops
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Tanya @discomposed.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I don’t know what this is and I’m not turning on the light it’s near to find out but the little asshole rammed me full throttle in the top of my head 😠
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Tanya @discomposed.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
If you see this post something pink
Poppy - a white, brown, orange and cream-coloured cat - lays in my Pepto Bismol pink bathtub. She has a particularly derpy expression on her face.
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Tanya @discomposed.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Omgggggg little me listening intently to a politician and landing in the newspaper 😭
A clipping from a newspaper showing child me standing next to Glen Clark as he is interviewed by reporters outside Stoney Creek Elementary in Burnaby, BC during the great salmon send off
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Tanya @discomposed.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Cleaning up my room, decided to remind myself what was on a box that’s just been sat there for years. Found my childhood jewellery box filled with random trinkets that I had deemed Special while growing up including, of course, one obligatory millennial saved sticker to be used only upon my demise
Peeking inside a jewellery box we see in the forefront a pin that says, “FIRST NIGHT Vancouver 2000 New Year’s Eve”, and a red singer with oversized shoes attached to a man holding a microphone and holding out his hand in what I imagine was a cool gesture from my youth, the sticker is shiny and changes colours on the character’s jacket and backpack. Behind these we can see the mirror in the jewellery box scribbled with “I love you mom”
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Tanya @discomposed.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
How dare you!
Poppy the cat is in her cat carrier letting out pleading meows. She is being taken to the vet for a followup where they will proceed to pet her gently and briefly look in her mouth to confirm if she can play with chewy toys again. She would like you to know that I am the WORST 😾
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Tanya @discomposed.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Behold! A cat that has pooped!
Princess Poopy Pants the amazingly good pooper🏅
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Tanya @discomposed.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Poppy gave up on the whole walking thing, wonders if another churu might help? 😿
A cat lays on the carpet looking high as heck
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Tanya @discomposed.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The look of a cat that got in trouble for licking the lamp in new and dangerous ways an hour ago. She may be holding a grudge 😬
A cat that kindly asks that I fuck right offEnhanced close up of the cat that is going to puke in my shoes tonight
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Tanya @discomposed.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Not that it's what one should have to do, but Duck Duck Go has a setting to turn off AI image results. It may not have 100% accuracy, but it's certainly an improvement over the AI-flooded "regular" result settings.
A cropped screencap of a search query on Duck Duck Go. In order to show an example relevant to the discussion the query shown is medieval architecture. Highlighted is the option for AI images showing that the hide option is active.
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Tanya @discomposed.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
BC Hydro has provided an update about The Flickering: www.bchydro.com/power-outage...
Screencap of text. Exact text follows:

All regions
POSTED: Jul 23, 9:00 p.m.
LAST UPDATED: Jul 23, 9:08 p.m.
Customers across B.C. may be experiencing flickering lights, power interruptions, and fluctuations in power due to wildfire activity near Kelly Lake affecting transmission lines. The wildfire has caused an increase in transmission trips, resulting in momentary power disturbances. Active wildfire conditions prevent safe access to the area at this time. We continue to monitor the situation. Thank you for your patience.
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Tanya @discomposed.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Today is my birthday and the day Poppy came home, so naturally my gifts were double-wrapped in tissue paper and placed inside boxes lined with tissue paper. Poppy is in tissue heaven, and I now have a new object to display alongside my other bathroom flamingo decor 😜
A smiling avocado - apparently ignorant to the flesh wound exposing its innards and refusing to question where its other half has gone - is wearing a white floral lei and clutching a drink with its right hand, its left hand is holding the neck of the flamingo pool floatie that it is sitting inside with its little avocado legs dangling off the edge.
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Tanya @discomposed.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
These shoes were made for walkin' And that's just what they'll do One of these days these shoes might even grow a body too
A screenshot from The Sims 4 showing a pair of feet - seemingly without any sort of body - walking (due to my CC glitching).
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Tanya @discomposed.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Bit too warm for the cuddle cup there, Poppy?
A white, brown, and orangey long-haired cat is laying in a fluffy cat bed with high walls. Her two front legs are extended outward and resting on her scratch pad.
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Tanya @discomposed.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Throwback to thirteen years ago when Madame Poppykins was just a wee little Poppy Woppy McFloppyHoppy. She still gives those super loud purrs, can hear her clear across a room following a cuddle session 🥹
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Tanya @discomposed.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
This is a cat check point. Relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone.
Madame Poppykins the cat is laying on pink tissue emblazoned with cats in party attire. She is looking at and reaching for a blue toy out of frame.
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Tanya @discomposed.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Somebody had a vet visit today 🙀 (she has been diagnosed with excessive cuteness, treatment is cuddles and churus)
Poppy the cat is curled against the back of an open-top cat carrier. Her face is directed into the carrier’s back wall.
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Tanya @discomposed.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Technically a Christmas bag but the butterflies make this springy and I mean it’s sort of celebrating a mother? 🥴
A Mother’s Day gift is concealed by a white and gold bag with hopefully not immediately noticeable snowflakes and holly. In the centre of the bag is a cluster of butterflies in the shape of a Christmas tree. At the base is a poinsettia-covered pot and at the top of the “tree” is a bright gold star. Bursting out of the bag’s opening is paper in a gold and green hue with large purple flowers and (I can’t tell if they’re visible through my tiny phone screen but also) butterflies
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Tanya @discomposed.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
A neighbour friend popped by and brought me this lovely gift! Immediately crawled into Poppy’s catio and strapped it to a spot that gets a lot of sun 😸
Stained glass cat with a cream-coloured body, blue eyes, and a brown-tipped tail. It is connected on the public-facing portion of Poppy’s cat enclosure.
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Tanya @discomposed.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Poppy did NOT appreciate me sleeping on her sofa/bed last night. After repeatedly using my boobs as a springboard I woke up to her butthole waving in my face as punishment 😾
Madame Poppykins the cat is laying on HER bed, commonly referred to by humans as the sofa, resting her fluffy-ass body against MY black pillow. Poppy would like to inform you that this is HER pillow because it has HER creamish fur on it, but the human Alt Text Writer would like you to know that it is leftovers from when she shoved her BUTTHOLE in my FACE and I WILL be reclaiming my pillow this evening.
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Tanya @discomposed.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
A very not-gangsta kitty being very patient with her human’s efforts to place sunglasses on her facePoppy’s pretty sure she’s not really all that gangsta but she’ll never beat that fern murder charge and she does do a pretty good bapbappow
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Tanya @discomposed.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I was abandoned all alone for a whole two hours because I insisted on visiting @kahluanut.bsky.social when she wasn’t home 😿
A selfie containing my face partially blocked by a very needy and clearly neglected cat that is cuddling on my arm at my desk
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Tanya @discomposed.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
LMAO
It is still snowing in New Westminster. In March. And it is sticking.
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Tanya @discomposed.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
LOOOOL
It is March and it is snowing in New Westminster
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Tanya @discomposed.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
NO PET THE EARS MUM
Poppy the cat is sitting with her tissue paper bits left over from Christmas. My hand is attempting to pet her. Her right ear has been flattened to her head, seemingly to deny a certain ear-loving cat parent from access 😾
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Tanya @discomposed.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Say hi, Freddie!
freddie says hiiiiii
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Tanya @discomposed.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
I once fell in love with a 10-lined June Beetle, whom I affectionately named Freddie
Freddie the 10-lined june beetle
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Tanya @discomposed.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Box!
Poppy the cat is sitting in a cube-shaped box and staring into the camera. It is a perfect fit for Poppy.
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Tanya @discomposed.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
If you sleep on my bed then I get to wiggle my finger in your toes these are the rules
A sleepy cat watching as I stick my finger into that space between the pad and beans on one of her front feet. Sleepy cat doesn’t give a damn, secretly hopes mummy will join for a mid-day cuddle puddle. Mummy did not give the cuddles, just took the toe bean tax and left. Poor neglected Poppywoppy 😿
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Tanya @discomposed.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Putting away decor I found tissue paper in a storage box so Poppy got herself a second Christmas
A cat with very wide eyes sitting on crumpled tissue paper
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Tanya @discomposed.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
The bus speaker has a smiley face inside also this is my first time on a bus since 2020 holy fuck i did it
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Tanya @discomposed.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
This evening I’ve stepped out of my apartment to find a sneaky addition to my Christmas wreath 😼
A close-up shot of the lower section of a Christmas wreath. Cloaked by the glittery strands of a clip-on bird’s tail is a black and white cat sneakily peeking back at the camera.
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Tanya @discomposed.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
No cheating, reskeet with the most recent photo of your pet.
Surrounded by a variety of tissue paper, a cat’s fluffy tail and butt are seen poking out of a giftbag that says, “believe in the magic of Christmas”
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Tanya @discomposed.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
After five cards @kahluanut.bsky.social may be regretting this stocking stuffer 😹
On the left is a box with a cat cry-laughing. The box title says, “Cat Jokes - 100 cat-tastic jokes”. On the right is one of the cards. The joke on the card says:
What happens when two cats go on a first date?

*dramatic pause* 

They hiss
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Tanya @discomposed.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
First new glasses since 2016, pretty sure I could see an elk pissing in the mountains without so much as a squint.
A picture of my eyeballs behind red and blue rectangular glasses. My nose is also present in the picture, but while it’s certainly also fabulous it is not meant to be the focal point in this moment.
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Tanya @discomposed.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Now open and serving 100% A-Grade Weiner Dogs 😼
Madame Poppykins the cat is sitting inside a cardboard scratch house designed to look like a hot dog food truck. Poppy is clearly high on the job and may only be vaguely aware of her location within this realm.
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Tanya @discomposed.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Purry Catsmess!
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Tanya @discomposed.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Christmas Eve involves @kahluanut.bsky.social and I prepping the gifts for Poppy, and this one was a real challenge to put together and wrap. There’s a little grabby hole slash catnip-sniffy-slot because Poppy is a delicate gift opener 😽
A large gift covered in pastel pink wrapping paper with a snowman pattern and a big hot pink bow. A small opening is visible on the right side. A close up of the open sesame spot
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Tanya @discomposed.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Umbrella skirts are top male fashion in Oasis Springs this season.
A screenshot from The Sims 4 showing a glitch that's causing handheld umbrellas to appear at crotch level.
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Tanya @discomposed.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
These are the only two pictures I could get before the Christmas costume came off 😅
A cat wearing a red Christmas robe and Santa hat. The lighting makes the cat look too dark. A cat with a somewhat annoyed facial expression snagging the red Christmas robe with her claw in preparation of yanking off the costume.
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Tanya @discomposed.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Convinced @kahluanut.bsky.social to wrap my Christmas gifts in this 🥹
A gift wrapped in adult wrapping paper. On the paper is a row of elves mooning the giftee, spelling out “merry christmas”, and in the forefront is Santa Claus standing beside a paint can filled with black paint and holding a sign that says “And a happy new rear!”Red wrapping paper with green stars and, more importantly, rows of adult reindeer doing a sexy can-can. Hanging from each reindeer’s nethers are two ornaments
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Tanya @discomposed.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
New festive centrepiece has flopped
Madame Poppykins the cat laying on top of two Christmas napkins that sit in the middle of the table. Beneath that is a red plaid tablecloth. And right smack in the middle where a bowl full of Christmas picks *I was preparing to put down* would usually sit is a very fluffy cat wielding cuteness as her main weapon while occasionally extending the claws as a seeming reminder of who is actually in charge here.
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Tanya @discomposed.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
We did more Christmas ornaments this afternoon. Mum painted the penguin (even gave it a backside!), I did the other three. The left one is painted on both sides with the same style, I don’t know how to properly adhere gems to the flower middles but I think they’d look better with little gems 🤔
Four ornaments from left to right:
- a round ornament painted gold with deep green dots, diamonds, and garland, in tge middle of the ornament there are four flowers with red leaves
-Santa Claus head wearing a red hat, eyes looking leftward, a slightly blushed nose, and and a tiny little dot mouth
- A brown dog sitting inside a dark brown dog house. The house has snow on its roof, and there is snow on the ground beneath it. Attached to the house is a Christmas star on the roof and Christmas lights draped along the top and left side. The dog is wearing a red Santa hat, and it is looking upward with its tongue sticking out the right side of its mouth. 
- A very big penguin. The penguin is wearing a red toque with a white Pom Pom on top and a white trim with red dots. The penguin is wearing a red and white scarf that matches the toque’s trim.
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Tanya @discomposed.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
We haven’t sprayed them yet so they’re lacking their shiny finish, but @kahluanut.bsky.social and I spent some time doing ceramic ornaments tonight 🎄
Four ceramic ornaments on a festive red Christmas elf tablecloth we use for crafting. Four ornaments are shown. Left to right, top to bottom:
- A grey mouse hanging from yellow cheese shaped like a star
- A blue tag with a snowman wearing a top hat and a red and yellow scarf. The tag says “To Tanya From Mom”
- A blue tag with a snowman wearing a top hat and a purple scarf. The background has white dots representing falling snow. The tag says “To Mom From Tanya”
- A snowman wearing a purple jacket with white snowflake prints, blue mittens, and a blue-and-pink striped hat and scarf.
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Tanya @discomposed.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Quote this post with your top 4 Christmas albums 🎅
Boney M - The Most Beautiful Christmas Songs of the WorldJohnny Mathis Gold - A 50th Anniversary Christmas CelebrationStraight No Chaser - Christmas CheersFaLaLaLaLa.com - ADVENTure in Carols 2004; includes tracklisting on the left. I'm particularly fond of Living Voices' Be A Santa. You can find the album (and others!) here: https://www.tapatalk.com/groups/falalalala/viewtopic.php?p=35440#p35440
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Tanya @discomposed.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Opened my door to find a gift from one of my neighbours, he knows me so well! 🎄
A small white sign with the text, “this girl loves Christmas”. The word Christmas is highlighted in an italicized font and red font colour.
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Tanya @discomposed.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Poppy enjoying a new fun game of Bap ‘Em
Madame Poppykins the cat sitting in a small-medium brown box, swatting at a pink spiral toy that is attached to the rim of the box. A blue spiral toy remains beside it, unbapped. Madame Poppykins the cat sitting in a small-medium brown box, swatting at a pink spiral toy that is attached to the rim of the box. A blue spiral toy remains beside it, unbapped. Madame Poppykins the cat sitting in a small-medium brown box, trying to swat at a blue spiral toy that is attached to the rim of the box. Beside it is a pink spiral toy. Madame Poppykins the cat sitting in a small-medium brown box, swatting at a pink spiral toy that is attached to the rim of the box. This time the blue spiral toy is on a different side of the box.
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