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DirtyPaws

@dirtypaws.bsky.social
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Leftist, Dog Lover, Nurse, Night shifter, Polyamorous, Husband, Snarky, Kinkster, good boy, and owner of Swiffer / Gale. Order of importance varies. I also wrote a book! it's kinky, its porn, and I'm already working on more books2read.com/u/brO7Zz

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DirtyPaws @dirtypaws.bsky.social · 11h
Thankfully I culled my feed pretty dramatically starting in 2016, but since 👀 makes most of its money on hate engagement I still see lots of rw monstrosities
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DirtyPaws @dirtypaws.bsky.social · 18h
So @basilbunny.bsky.social on a good day :)
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DirtyPaws @dirtypaws.bsky.social · 18h
I'm on Facebook because it's useful (shows, events, my mother, etc) but the number of people who are positively *giddy* about this (like "I want to help" levels) is absolutely horrifying
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DirtyPaws @dirtypaws.bsky.social · 18h
I still say that was the whole reason for "human centipede"
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DirtyPaws @dirtypaws.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yes, yes you do
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DirtyPaws @dirtypaws.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It must flow, after all
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burgen wrope @lokimes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I have 30 something Trump neighbors. They're lost. Utterly. For them to even admit any kind of mess up would be astronomically unprecedented. You can't sway their diseased ideas. You can't coerce a cancer.
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Gale Sheppy / Swiffer (She/They) @swiftfoxfire.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
There's a hole in the roof for the stars to fall in I gather them up for you Fill up my pockets, start walking again Bringing these stars to you <3
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DirtyPaws @dirtypaws.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
wait, what?
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DirtyPaws @dirtypaws.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
you have dog treats at home. Unless you already ate them all, that is
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DirtyPaws @dirtypaws.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
christ, the "locktober" community outside of furries (and babyfurs) is kinda gross, isn't it?
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What Cargie Does In The Shadows @cargie.baby · 02/10/2026
you must answer our riddles three
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DirtyPaws @dirtypaws.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
the cube is a metaphor for your pants. don't ask me how I know this.
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DirtyPaws @dirtypaws.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
no, you very much look like you already need a change again. oh, the horror.
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Xydexx Unicorn 🦄💕🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @xydexxunicorn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Live your life in such a way that it makes nazifurs mad. 🦄💕🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
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DirtyPaws @dirtypaws.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I follow some of the kinky subreddits just because they're reliably a trainwreck, but the ABDL one is just a constant stream of "should I wear a diaper?" some days. more than once I've responded "no" - just cause I'm a misanthropic goblin when people ask really stupid questions.
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DirtyPaws @dirtypaws.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
maybe I'm just tired and feeling amused after work. but the first thought that comes to mind when I hear about locktober is that it's for posers :) Some of us have been more-or-less locked since *LAST* locktober
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DirtyPaws @dirtypaws.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I mean... some people might just like it more. the rest don't know what they're missing
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DirtyPaws @dirtypaws.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Honestly if it wasn't for the money I would at this point. Have thought about getting a bunch of Chinese -made cloth diapers to fill the gap and make it more reasonable
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DirtyPaws @dirtypaws.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
good dog :)
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Gale Sheppy / Swiffer (She/They) @swiftfoxfire.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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DirtyPaws @dirtypaws.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I've said it before - I don't like her :)
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DirtyPaws @dirtypaws.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Comfy
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What Cargie Does In The Shadows @cargie.baby · 27/09/2026
As a competitor in a highly vocal highly niche market that is extremely GenAI-averse.. 😈
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It's Halloween Now, All of October is Halloween @liondad.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
To the people who don't get the fun of caretaker-administered chastity, a thought experiment: Consider every diaperbrained day you've had, where you just couldn't stop thinking about diapers until you finally had a chance to get off. Now imagine you can't get off until Dad lets you.
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It's Halloween Now, All of October is Halloween @liondad.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Get you a partner who locks up your dick for the week if they catch you using the bathroom.
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It's Halloween Now, All of October is Halloween @liondad.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Get you a Dad who gets a little hard from the smell of the baby powder he uses when changing your diaper
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DirtyPaws @dirtypaws.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If you don't get it I might get it for you. Or Rose
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Biblically Accurate VLC Instance
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Billy Collie @billycollie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A cartoonish coloured sketch named Master’s Servant, featuring a series of poses and roles by a half-anthro/half-feral derpy canine who is not housetrained. 

Pose 1 features this dog on all fours in a disposable nappy and a dog collar, the pose titled “The Pet”
Pose 2 features this dog sitting and dressed as a stereotypical child (propellor hat and overalls), the pose titled “The Decoy”
Pose 3 features this dog dressed in a french maid’s outfit, with a duster in his paws, the pose is titled “The Maid”
Pose 4 features this dog dressed as a baby, with blue mittens, blue booties and a tail-bow, as well as a disposable nappy. The pose is titled “The Baby”
Pose 5 features this scruffy dog exhausted as he has collapsed head down on the floor with his stink-line wafting disposable nappy covered rear end in the air. This pose is titled “The Hard Worker.”
Pose 6 features this dog running along carrying a package marked “Fragile” with a red backpack on his back named his “Master’s Bag’, along with a disposable nappy on his rear. This pose is titled “The Pack-Mule.”
Pose 7 features this dog wearing a chef-hat and a disposable nappy, holding a cooking tray with a cake on it. This pose is titled “The Chef.”
Pose 8 is a headshot of this dog receiving and loving head ruffles from a taller gloved figure implied to be his master. This pose is titled “The Good Pup.”
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Retro - Evil Kitty! @retro-bait.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You go to all the trouble of diapering the mutt and they 𝙎𝙏𝙄𝙇𝙇 dribble all over your floor?? Looks like @gunnarnhusky.bsky.social needs 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚 puppy training... #FurryArt #Fursona #DiaperFur #ABDLart
A digital drawing of a puppy on his knees, his snout shoved into a puddle of piddle by a floating ghost hand. A text bubble reads "Silly puppy. You need to ask for a change BEFORE you leak!"
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
🏒
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What Cargie Does In The Shadows @cargie.baby · 16/09/2026
there really needs to be more babyfur art like a 90s Anne Geddes calendar
a row of 3 babies dressed as sunflowers  in flowerpots, a photo by Anne Geddesa baby in a butterfly costume, photo by Anne Geddes
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ᴀʀʟᴏ 🔞 @arloatdusk.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Washed up
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DirtyPaws @dirtypaws.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
what's stopping you then, rabbit?
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Caddyshack Judge Smails: Well, We're Waiting
ALT: Caddyshack Judge Smails: Well, We're Waiting
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DirtyPaws @dirtypaws.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The villain/ kidnapper was very obviously coded as a gay man that was really rapey
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A.J. Wilden🏳️‍⚧️ @wcwit.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"They're not misunderstanding the film; they're co-opting a message"
Screencap from the interview linked in the quoted post

Marlow Stern (the interviewer):  You have one of the most renowned replies in Twitter history. Elon Musk tweeted out, “Take the red pill,” then Ivanka Trump enthusiastically wrote, “Taken!” to him, and then you replied, “Fuck both of you.” I’m curious how you feel about the co-opting of “The Matrix” by those on the right who don’t really seem to understand its messaging.

Lilly Wachowski: I mean, I can’t sit in a room and explain the movie to every single person who watches it. Even if I did sit in a room with Elon Musk and Ivanka Trump — yikes — it doesn’t matter. They’re not misunderstanding the film; they’re co-opting a message. And that’s what fascists do: They co-opt the messages of progressives and use it to their benefit to confuse and obfuscate what is going on and the intention of their ideology. They do it with everything. They do it with Martin Luther King Jr. Look at how they’ve changed the idea of what antisemitism is.
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DirtyPaws @dirtypaws.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It was also an apology for an earlier episode "the most toys" which was pretty homophobic even for the time.
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DirtyPaws @dirtypaws.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
oh, look! it's @diapergator.bsky.social :)
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CalyxGoblin 🔞 @calyxgoblin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
In my experience some of the best people are both.
An image of black block lettering against an off-white background reading "You can be a genuine, loyal, and good-hearted person. And you can also be a dirty, horny, little sex monster. They are not mutually exclusive."
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Hiro the Wahscal @lil-rascal-hiro.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
THIS People please, get your partners and friends in super cute outfits that scream "little kid in diapers"! ❤️‍🔥
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Cookie Goodboy @cookie-goodboy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Moments before permanent Chastity🔐 💦 Being given permission to make stickies 'one last time' 🤫 They whisper in your ear that this is the last time you will *ever* touch your cock. 🫠 Spurting too quickly because you find it so hot. 💥 The *snap* of your key being cut. #chastity #goodboyfics
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DirtyPaws @dirtypaws.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
So, you in other words? :)
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DirtyPaws @dirtypaws.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It's about a lot more than just clothing. If that's all it was about you wouldn't feel this way. My thought still stands - if they have a private changing room / locker room use that instead. And id be shocked if they didn't
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Little Prince Phelan 🍼 🔜 BFC @smallishwolf.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Every boy needs a dog ❤️ We can play and adventure all day and then snuggle up all night!
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Ringer-er @mis.mmmatch.es · 09/09/2026
I... think you missed a step
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DirtyPaws @dirtypaws.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
cause this needs to be reminded now and again
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DirtyPaws @dirtypaws.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Star Trek: Perhaps Today Is A Good Day To Die
ALT: Star Trek: Perhaps Today Is A Good Day To Die
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DirtyPaws @dirtypaws.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I'm married to @basilbunny.bsky.social -- this is true
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DirtyPaws @dirtypaws.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
they have so much trouble holding it after all, and seem so excited to get to the bathroom on time - like that's still a new thing for them
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