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Diriector_Doc @diriectordoc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I miss 1994, when Macaulay Culkin's "70 billion dollars" was considered comically rich.

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Diriector_Doc @diriectordoc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Linguistic evolution turned "OK" into "okay." Now im going to start writing "OG" as "ogee" and no one can stop me.

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Diriector_Doc @diriectordoc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I aspire to write fiction good enough to be overanalyzed by neurodivergent enthusiasts on Tumblr.

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Diriector_Doc @diriectordoc.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Recently watched Charlie's Angels (2000) and my first reaction was "Wow, all three of these respected actresses really lowered their standards to play such objectifying roles." Then I realized that this movie gave all three of them their fame...

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Diriector_Doc @diriectordoc.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

If I ever become a filmmaker, I'm using 30 fps. Not 24, not 29.97, but 30 fps. It's 2026. Everyone's TV is digital now. We don't need to conserve radio frequencies. I'm allowed to use a whole number, and I'm allowed to make it as smooth as I want.

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Diriector_Doc @diriectordoc.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I will settle this debate. BIMONTHLY means "twice per month." The opposite of bimonthly is semimonthly. Semimonthly unambiguously means "not every month." And since SEMI means "half," half of once per month equates to once every two months. bimonthly = 2x/month semimonthly = 0.5x/month

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Diriector_Doc @diriectordoc.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

The internet never truly changes. It just swaps skins from time to time.

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Diriector_Doc @diriectordoc.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I think I understand why ancient civilizations believed in rain-dances. From my experience, exceptionally hot days with minimal clouds often mean that it will rain within 48 hours. I can totally see an old village experiencing a hot day, thinking "We need rain," doing a dance, then getting rain.

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Diriector_Doc @diriectordoc.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

There need to be more English words for smile. We have grin, smirk, grimace, beam, cheeser, and simper. That may seem like a lot, but they seldom give the vibe I want. I always have to use adverbs, like smile shyly, smile malevolently, or smile wryly. That's why I invent words. #writingcommunity

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Diriector_Doc @diriectordoc.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Some of you have never heard Buster say, "You really think someone would do that; just go on the internet and tell lies?" and it shows.

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Diriector_Doc @diriectordoc.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Some short videos will show off "A tricky conundrum that is dividing the internet and that geniuses can't solve" and then present a very basic algebra problem that you learn to solve at age 11.

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Diriector_Doc @diriectordoc.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

No matter how many languages I learn, and no matter what language I may be speaking... When someone sneezes, I'm saying "gesundheit."

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Diriector_Doc @diriectordoc.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

It's interesting how tip jars have been repurposed to become I-don't-feel-like-carying-around-all-these-coins jars.

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Diriector_Doc @diriectordoc.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

I want to invent an Indian-style dish made entirely from food that comes in cans. I'll call it: Tin Curry

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Diriector_Doc @diriectordoc.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

One thing I don't understand about the "gone wrong" style of creator content. If it truly went wrong, why did you still upload it?

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Diriector_Doc @diriectordoc.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

I know the difference between Tobago and Trinidad, but I don't know the difference between Herzegovina and Bosnia. I may be stupid.

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Diriector_Doc @diriectordoc.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

It's weird that we use U when abbreviating FU, but Y when abbreviating TY.

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Diriector_Doc @diriectordoc.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

It's weird to think that I'm older than, like, 90% of birds.

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Diriector_Doc @diriectordoc.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

I've started seeing the smart apostrophe getting used more and more. Even in messaging apps, where theoretically, one would have to put in extra effort to use them. I'm not usually the suspicious type, but I'm putting on my tinfoil hat for this one.

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Diriector_Doc @diriectordoc.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Hot take. I don't mind if you need to use a chatbot to ask a highly-specific question that is too niche for Google. All I ask is that you cross-reference your facts (with Google) before hitting post.

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Diriector_Doc @diriectordoc.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

You guys should start going to restaurants and dining alone instead of ordering DoorDash or UEats. I went once. Food was fresher. No reheating required. Service was faster and friendlier. I gave a 10% tip, rounded up, and still paid less than delivery. Went home with leftovers. Best deal ever.

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Diriector_Doc @diriectordoc.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

All animals, all plants, and all fungi, are really just Earth's gut biome.

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Diriector_Doc @diriectordoc.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

English: There are 10 people in a room 7 people left 3 people are left

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Diriector_Doc @diriectordoc.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

It randomly dawned on me that the only way we can know the LD50 of any substance is through trial and error.

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Diriector_Doc @diriectordoc.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

Dear YouTube When I look up Sulphur Reaction, I'm hoping for some chemical reactions involving the element sulphur. I do not care about clickbaiters "reacting" to a Slipknot persona named Sulfur. Sincerely, me.

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Diriector_Doc @diriectordoc.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

Black Holes are just Space Whirlpools.

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Diriector_Doc @diriectordoc.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

The only difference between a Want and a Need is which part of the body is asking for it.

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Diriector_Doc @diriectordoc.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

Recently, I've been having weird dreams where I nearly miss the bus for school, and then I chase it down, and it stops for me to get on. I haven't ridden a schoolbus in the better part of a decade. I have been out of school for YEARS now. I don't understand why this, of all dreams, is recurring.

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Diriector_Doc @diriectordoc.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

Hot take: Antonyms should always be spelled entirely differently from each other. I can't tell you the number of times I made a typo and accidentally said the complete opposite of what I meant to say.

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Diriector_Doc @diriectordoc.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

I was lied to for years. They told me secret admirers were real. But alas!

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Diriector_Doc @diriectordoc.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

Recently, my brain has been time-jumping. This only happens at 12:30, when I look at the clock, and then a mere five minutes later, it's already 1:30.

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Diriector_Doc @diriectordoc.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

English: RATIO does not rhyme with PATIO

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Diriector_Doc @diriectordoc.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

A seal is just a deionized sea lion. (Get it? Cuz you take the ion out of a sea lion and you get "sea l..." I'll see myself out.)

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Diriector_Doc @diriectordoc.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

Use Node.js for a while → Think "Rust would be much faster" → Pick up Rust again → Struggle with referencing and borrowing → Go back to Node.js → Repeat

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Diriector_Doc @diriectordoc.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

TIL that the taxonomic name for Zebras is Hippotigris, which translates to Tiger Horse.

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Diriector_Doc @diriectordoc.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

I watched Disney Channel when I was younger. Nearly 20 years later, I had a sudden epiphany. London Tipton was parodying Paris Hilton.

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Diriector_Doc @diriectordoc.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

Apparently, my PC does not have Brush Script MT installed. This font is considered Web Safe, but for some reason, my PC thinks it's too cool for it.

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Diriector_Doc @diriectordoc.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

Light is both a particle and a wave. The ocean has particles and waves. Thus, the ocean is light.

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Diriector_Doc @diriectordoc.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

I am a grown man, and I am ashamed to say that I apparently couldn't tell the difference between reptiles and amphibians. As a nerd-linguist, to me an amphibian is a creature that can thrive both in water and on land. But using this to determine the biological classification isn't intuitive at all.

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Diriector_Doc @diriectordoc.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

You know what, I'm with the British on this one. When you take days off from work, that may or may not be a vacation. Instead, calling it a holiday makes more sense. A vacation implies that you vacate your home and go somewhere else. A holiday actually means "a day of no work."

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Diriector_Doc @diriectordoc.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

I have observed firsthand that, while a foreigner may be fluent in English, there will inevitably be at least one word that trips them up. My observation: the word "coercion." #langsky

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Diriector_Doc @diriectordoc.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

Sigmund Freud walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm gonna need to see your id."

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Diriector_Doc @diriectordoc.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

Considering every mammal there is, humans are probably the worst at giving birth.

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Diriector_Doc @diriectordoc.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

I wonder if anyone actually got fined $250,000 for selling a bootleg VHS.

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Diriector_Doc @diriectordoc.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

A Spanish Inquisitor goes to a Fortune Teller's parlour. The fortune teller says, "I've been expecting you." The inquisitor responds, "Impossible!"

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Diriector_Doc @diriectordoc.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

Don't trust statistics at face value. 15% of statistics are made up on the spot.

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