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Timothy the DipShips rat @dipshipsrat.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Just saw a weird exotic bird. I've seen a lot of strange things on my adventures, but I've never seen such a majestic and delicious looking bird before. I found a picture of it online. Anyone know what kind of bird this is?

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Timothy the DipShips rat @dipshipsrat.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Wrote a letter to Ratma. I put it in a bottle, threw it out to sea, and a seagull swallowed it whole. Fucking sky-rat bastard.

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DipShips, the "Legitimate" Boating Podcast @dipships.boats · 16/04/2026

We here at DipShips have heard of the cancelation of the NorthernLion Super Cruise, and are excited to announce the DipShips MEGA Cruise! That's right, we bought out the boat from under that bald idiots nose! It's OUR cruise, now! Nothing's gonna stop us! We're gonna live FOREVER!

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Homophonic Guy Directive @calamitycarl.com · 19/03/2026

very sadly sets the "days since i shit myself" counter to zero

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Timothy the DipShips rat @dipshipsrat.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

When I was a young rat looking for food in the big city. I encountered a bigger rat teaching martial arts to 4 turtles. I never did learn his moves, but he taught me how to use my fingers better. I miss those turtles. Donogoblin, Mikhawk, Lipslicker, and Ron. I hope Master Cuntspliter is doing well.

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Timothy the DipShips rat @dipshipsrat.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

Just saw a man in a small submarine screaming, "THERES BLOOD EVERYWHERE! I'M SINKING! I'M SINKING!" There was no blood, but he was under water. He seemed cool.

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Timothy the DipShips rat @dipshipsrat.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

I have to break character for a second and talk about regulations gta fishing jamboree. Eric screaming, "I was born for the sea!" made me laugh so hard I nearly choked.

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Timothy the DipShips rat @dipshipsrat.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

The sea is so cold that blocks of ice are floating on the surface. I prefer ice cream, but sea salt snow cones are pretty good, too.

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Timothy the DipShips rat @dipshipsrat.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

Another year ticks by. The massive bright lights and loud booms appeared in the sky again. They scare me every year. I saw one hit a seagull, that was pretty funny. Get fucked loser.

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DipShips, the "Legitimate" Boating Podcast @dipships.boats · 23/12/2025

DipShips 122 is now available for all $5 and above patrons and YouTube members www.patreon.com/posts/146516...

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DipShips, the "Legitimate" Boating Podcast @dipships.boats · 27/11/2025

It's summertime (Just go with it), and everyone is Going Through The Wringer. Nick gets cooked alive, Carl and Metty experience losses, Dumpy mitosis, safe cracking, catcalls, and more await you in this weeks new episode of DipShips! youtu.be/GyNxf-HhvmI?...

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DipShips - EP 121: An All Around Terrible Summer

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Timothy the DipShips rat @dipshipsrat.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

Adventure 9: Found a grilled cheese sandwich. After taking one bite, I immediately threw it to the dumbass birds. Fuck them birds.

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DipShips, the "Legitimate" Boating Podcast @dipships.boats · 27/06/2025

Nick quit their job, Metty delivers us some CRK news (?), Carl farts on aalto in NYC, important questions are asked and answered, and even MORE wild stuff happens in this weeks BRAND NEW episode of DipShips, now available to watch and listen to! youtu.be/V-7UEVTA7qY

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DipShips - EP 119: Baby Birding Nut

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Timothy the DipShips rat @dipshipsrat.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

Adventure 8: Sunk a boat today. Asshole fisherman pulled up to the DipShips boat. Pointing and laughing, calling it stupid, ugly, and some kind of slur. I asked my man-eating shark friends to bring me to his boat. Together, we destroyed his motor. I turned it off, then shark friends almost ripped/1

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Timothy the DipShips rat @dipshipsrat.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

During my year-long adventure out at sea, I've met a lot of sea creatures like Dolf, the dolphin. He was trapped at an aquarium. After he escaped, his wife and kids left him. Now, he contemplates the meaningless of life and wonders why we even exist. He did a backflip for me. It was pretty cool.

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Timothy the DipShips rat @dipshipsrat.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

I farted and scared myself. Those sardines must have fucked with my stomach.

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Timothy the DipShips rat @dipshipsrat.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

Adventure 7: I found a cookie on the ground. It was shaped like a tiny person. When I tried nibbling on it, I felt a slap on the back of my head. The cookie lifted its head and then said, "Leave me alone, I'm hiding!" It then smacked me again. The cookies hiding under the captain chair.

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Timothy the DipShips rat @dipshipsrat.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

Adv 6: It's been a dark and windy past few days. Every time the wind calms, I can hear growls coming from the oceans. It's very strange but also intriguing. The adventurer inside me wants to dive down to check it out, but every hair on my body is telling me this is a mystery best left unsolved.

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Timothy the DipShips rat @dipshipsrat.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Adventure 5: Killed a seagull. Dumb fucking sky rat came for my sardines, so I ripped its fucking throat out. Dirty sky rats think they're better us land rats just because they're a little bit bigger than us. Fucker wanted to eat my food, but now I'm going to eat him. Time to rev up the frier.

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Timothy the DipShips rat @dipshipsrat.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

Ad4: Today I hung around Nick for most of the day. My goal was to steal their navigation skills. I should have listened to Rat Pa before I left the colony. I was too stubborn. Being an adventurer isn't all fun and games. That was lesson learned early on, now it's time to learn a new one, navigation.

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Timothy the DipShips rat @dipshipsrat.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

Adventure 3: Fishing was a massive success. I've caught enough sardines to last the winter. One of the fish that I caught looks similar to a sardine, but it has four eyes and a bright red tail. I'm not sure if this is a new type of fish or not, but I bet it tastes delicious.

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Timothy the DipShips rat @dipshipsrat.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

Adventure 2: Scouring around for food I've found a chicken nugget, peanuts, and apple pie with cheese on top. The apple pie was good. I think the chicken nugget had a little bit of mold on it. The peanuts were half eaten. If I'm going to stay here, I need more food. It's time to go fishing.

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Timothy the DipShips rat @dipshipsrat.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

Adventure 1: After what felt like a year of drifting out at sea, I came across the Dipships boat. It smells like peanutbutter and cheese. I think I'm going to live here now.

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