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ToD isPAy

@dinorocket.bsky.social
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Politics of a bleeding-heart liberal(I will not give up that term), wrestling takes of a decades-long smark, Magic takes of a filthy casual, and probably some other stuff. Background is Lucius Junius Brutus, who overthrew the last king of Rome.

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ToD isPAy @dinorocket.bsky.social · 21h
He’s so lucky he was conned by whoever sold him that jug.
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dan sinker @dansinker.com · 03/10/2026
You'd think that the Democratic party would be making hay over their opposition's biggest donor fighting to let his bot keep making revenge porn.
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ToD isPAy @dinorocket.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Love living in the age of easy fake videos
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ToD isPAy @dinorocket.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Listening to a banjo cover album just reaffirms my belief that if any of them had had even the slightest twang to their voice Bon Jovi would be considered one of the best country bands of the 20th century.
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ToD isPAy @dinorocket.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Doorknob Turning Vigorously - Prey For The Devil
ALT: Doorknob Turning Vigorously - Prey For The Devil
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ToD isPAy @dinorocket.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oooooo a KPS film would be ridiculously fun.
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ToD isPAy @dinorocket.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ngl, the cover was definitely what caught my boys’ attentions.
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ToD isPAy @dinorocket.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Kenny Sebastian: Excellent Choice, Sir
ALT: Kenny Sebastian: Excellent Choice, Sir
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ToD isPAy @dinorocket.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What you just said makes no sense. Acknowledging that there’s a problem and understanding that if you aren’t contributing to that problem then “all x y” doesn’t apply to you is the opposite of a defensive stance.
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ToD isPAy @dinorocket.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you aren't doing the things they're talking about then they're not talking about you. It really is as simple as that.
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ToD isPAy @dinorocket.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Make sure you fire it hot enough to vitrify. After that, just write some bs on it and thousands of years later people will believe you conquered whatever area of the world you wish.
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ToD isPAy @dinorocket.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sometimes I briefly wish I'd stuck around on Xitter or gotten a truth account so I could get banned for calling these guys pathetic losers.
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ToD isPAy @dinorocket.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A man so alpha he's turning (if he hasn't already) all his decision making over to a computer. much macho... very strong...
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ToD isPAy @dinorocket.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Senator Schmitt: So you’re saying you’ve never conferred with vampires. Jack: No, I don’t think… Senator: HERE IS A PICTURE OF UOU ON SESAME STREET Jack: First, that’s Bert. Second, The Count is official “vampire-like”
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ToD isPAy @dinorocket.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You just described the people who, in this day and age, can afford to have a SAH parent. Your basic premise is completely flawed. Nobody is honestly voting against Dems because they’re pro-daycare.
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ToD isPAy @dinorocket.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A: what a dumb equivalence. Offering free daycare to working parents doesn’t take anything away from SAH parents. B: you have completely missed the mark on which group of people can afford to have a SAH parent.
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ToD isPAy @dinorocket.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sometimes I think about the fact that some random musician named David Evans one day told all his friends “From now on you call me The Edge” and they just fuckin did.
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ToD isPAy @dinorocket.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Pretty sure most artists have that “omg what have I done” towards the end of the creative process. My wife has, more than once, gotten to the end of a sculpture and completely smashed it. Fortunately she isn’t selling things but apparently when she painted paintings had to be taken away from her.
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ToD isPAy @dinorocket.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
They know what’s happening in America. It’s why they’re celebrating. Their boss has been able to make a lot of money and they keep making it harder for people to care about more than their base needs. Even if the Dems take Congress they’ll just blame the Dems for everything in 2028.
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ToD isPAy @dinorocket.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
They have to do the investigation to get the facts on the record. There is a process to this. You don’t get to just summarily declare them criminals and jail them.
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ToD isPAy @dinorocket.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I think we’ve all been there. That’s just the price of doing business in Mississippi.
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ToD isPAy @dinorocket.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh no, people aren’t engaging in modern payola the way executives want. How can we shame them for not wanting to bother with a song that can best be described as “what’s on the radio”.
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ToD isPAy @dinorocket.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The @nytimes.com has a dumb obsession with irrelevant Dems that can be of service to billionaires.
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ToD isPAy @dinorocket.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We’ll find out by 2036 how many service members actually died. We’ll probably never get an accurate total of how many civilians were killed. We’ll definitely never get an accurate total of how many service members were killed because of administrative incompetence.
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ToD isPAy @dinorocket.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What the what now? And it’s midway through the third? Even if they pull out the win GB fans are gonna be unhappy about this.
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ToD isPAy @dinorocket.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
But is Krang grouchy enough for an Oskar deck? (Probably)
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ToD isPAy @dinorocket.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It’s just sad how little this truth matters. They’ll still scream at the top of their lungs that 15k noncitizens voted in Nevada. The truth doesn’t matter to the right wing media machine.
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ToD isPAy @dinorocket.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh no… Google’s ai is starting to figure out how to translate song hooks into banjo tabs for me when I search a song… I was afraid this day might come. I need to stay strong.
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ToD isPAy @dinorocket.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You mean they released him after they beat the shit out of him.
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ToD isPAy @dinorocket.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It’s fine when it’s done the way we do it for cars and boats. It’s when you take it to that next level of actually acting like there is something person-like in there that the problem develops. You can still call your desktop Susan if it makes you happy, just don’t assume your desktop has feelings.
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ToD isPAy @dinorocket.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We have strayed so far from goodness as a country that Holiday Stuffing Flavored Popcorn is now a thing that exists.
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ToD isPAy @dinorocket.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I had no idea the red delicious invoked such passionate outrage. I mean, it sucks as a food, but I didn’t know it was title-worthy.
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ToD isPAy @dinorocket.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
1 in 3 Gen Z men are liars.
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ToD isPAy @dinorocket.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Is baseball on strike again? I swear i haven’t heard anything about MLB since July.
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ToD isPAy @dinorocket.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We’re so fucked. As a country. As a culture. People use to do fantasy football stuff for fun with their friends but then some rich people decided that folks should pay them for the privilege. And now it’s just legalized nationwide gambling. America loses.
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ToD isPAy @dinorocket.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Fascinating to find out one of her many affairs had been with Gaetz.
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American Economic Liberties Project @econliberties.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This news is deeply disappointing and a massive betrayal of everyday workers and small businesses. David Ellison is willing to make big promises, like 30 films a year, because he knows he doesn't actually have to stand by it.
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ToD isPAy @dinorocket.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Where the hell did Boebert find the time to have affairs with 3 staffers, that guy at the movie theater, and Matt freaking Gaetz (and maybe others, who tf knows) What the hell does her Google Calendar look like?!
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ToD isPAy @dinorocket.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Sidenote Christian Siriano’s cheap-end Halloween game is surprisingly good this year.
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ToD isPAy @dinorocket.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Are you sure you don’t need a coffin mirror? It sure sounds like you might need a coffin mirror…
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ToD isPAy @dinorocket.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This week in “How Bad Is The NFC South?!”
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ToD isPAy @dinorocket.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Now hold up…. let’s not be inaccurate. Belichick’s girlfriend is significantly younger than his children.
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ToD isPAy @dinorocket.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Definitely doable in your 40’s! It’s just that the recovery time might be a bit longer. I bet it’ll be totally worth it and you’ll have a blast.
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ToD isPAy @dinorocket.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I wonder if Google is seeing an uptick in searches for “Dave Doeren buyout”
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
every day of my life I think about the people using “she” to describe this computer program who still need to be convinced to use it for trans women
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ToD isPAy @dinorocket.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Echoverse Tim is a day trader who plays a truly obnoxious number of counter spells. He only plays Magic to win and thinks fun is a zero-sum game. He’s very outgoing among people he doesn’t know but he hates kids of any age and he will be working that into every conversation.
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ToD isPAy @dinorocket.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Also, do they genuinely think Meryl Streep cannot pull off a sufficiently regal/intimidating lion voice? It’s Meryl F’ing Streep. She’s gonna make Aslan sound good.
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ToD isPAy @dinorocket.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
@cnn sacrificed integrity to preserve “access” Now they have neither
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ToD isPAy @dinorocket.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Cover it! Quickly! Before Peter Thiel finds out about Frodo and the ring!
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ToD isPAy @dinorocket.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Rule Zero Deck: As the Ginger Monarch it is your divine right to use Red cards.
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