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Ash

@dine0saur.bsky.social
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Linguist🇪🇺. xl8. Politics enthusiast. AuDHDer. Foodie🍲. Baker🧁.Woman in tech👩🏾‍💻. Lyricist🎶. Crocheter🧶. GBBO, Strictly, MCU, Eurovision, MasterChef, Come Dine with Me, Four in a Bed, Eastenders, Corrie❤️ All views my own–likes/RPs not necessarily endorsements.

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Ash @dine0saur.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Motsi-vational speech app when? I need a Motsi pep talk after everything I do, please! #Strictly
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Ash @dine0saur.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I can’t get used to Shaun’s naked head after last week’s #wigcrimes #Strictly
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Ash @dine0saur.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Shirley’s doing her best Liza Minelli tonight #Strictly
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orithyia blue. @javeauriel.blacksky.app · 08/10/2026
The way ppl respond to your vulnerability is a character statement about them, not you. And that’s why I’m gon be vulnerable every single time.
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James Allison @gingerjames.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I would watch an entire TikTok/IG strand on the food being served at the castle #CelebrityTraitors
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Ash @dine0saur.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Bella Ramsey detective series WHEN? #CelebrityTraitors
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Ash @dine0saur.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
James Acaster looks guilty as sin at breakfast #CelebrityTraitors
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Ash @dine0saur.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This just took the game to a WHOLE NEW LEVEL. I can’t wait 😭 #CelebrityTraitors
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Ash @dine0saur.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Professor Fry and her three traitor combination universe theory - as if I couldn’t love her any more #CelebrityTraitors
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Ash @dine0saur.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
These people are so proud of themselves for catching a traitor when the traitor literally told them they were a traitor🤡 #CelebrityTraitors
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Ash @dine0saur.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Professor Fry’s face when James Blunt voted for her - glorious😭 #CelebrityTraitors
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Ash @dine0saur.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Gutted that Dolly isn’t here to see her wig immortalised in the medium of cake #GBBO
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Ash @dine0saur.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The capy-Lebara cake has indoctrinated me. I need him. #GBBO
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Ash @dine0saur.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Tell them it’s because you treasure them too much to expose them to the stress of the tent
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Ash @dine0saur.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Everyone except for Connie doing a lemon cake - so it will end up basically being a technical #GBBO
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Ash @dine0saur.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Mystery box challenge? Masterchef is going to sue for copyright infringement #GBBO
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Ash @dine0saur.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Every week, I almost forget that Queen Nigella hasn’t been here the whole time. She’s instantly become part of the furniture. She’s just perfect. #GBBO
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Ash @dine0saur.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Gary’s had a right result there. Those swans are exquisite! #GBBO
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Ash @dine0saur.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Can we keep Esrat? I like the effect she has on Mo #GBBO
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Ash @dine0saur.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I want an invite to Connie and Mike’s house (I’m never leaving – I will be adopted) #GBBO
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Ash @dine0saur.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ash’s immune system must be insane. Eating cheesecake off the floor?! #GBBO
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Ash @dine0saur.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The bakers are brave this week. I would evict myself from the tent if I were asked to share my station with anyone else, even a relative. Get out of my kitchen! #GBBO
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Ash @dine0saur.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Kemi Badenoch is a sketch comedian trying to give Rosie Holt a run for her money. You can’t tell me any different.
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Ash @dine0saur.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Every day at around the same time of the evening, someone drives past my house playing the same song. It was Crazy Frog all spring (unbearable), then Radiohead’s Creep for a worryingly long time. They appear to be out of their funk now, because it’s currently Danza Kuduro (a banger). Suburb life.
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Matt @stradiwhovius.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I am deleting all of The Apps in favour of the latest hot dating platform: Bluesky. You all joke about everyone on here being elder millennial policy nerds but I’m afraid that the joke is on you because THAT IS MY EXACT TYPE
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Ash @dine0saur.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Autumn officially begins in this household when Antiques Roadshow comes back to herald the end of the weekend. That’s it – bring on soup, pie and hot chocolate season 🥰
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Ash @dine0saur.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Josh standing there hunched over like some sort of crypt keeper in an Addams Family movie - for goodness sake #Strictly
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Ash @dine0saur.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
They keep pairing Amy up with the folks with the least experience because she’s a great hype woman with enormous compassion. I get it, but that just means she’s always one of the first out, and I wish that wasn’t the case😕 #Strictly
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Ash @dine0saur.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Johannes’s brooch could convince me to become a brooch girlie. It’s magnificent. #Strictly
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Ash @dine0saur.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
TIM MINCHIN IN THE HOUSE???? The scream I scrumpt😭 #Strictly
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Ash @dine0saur.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I would have been *unbearable* in the audience for that Devil Wears Prada dance. Hook it to my VEINS! #Strictly
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Debbie M @heavenstobetsie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
NO COUPLES CHOICE UNTIL AT LEAST HALF WAY THROUGH THE SERIES. caveat: IF AT ALL #Strictly
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Ash @dine0saur.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Making Cach do Couple’s Choice in week 3 is indeed a choice – is he going to learn the ballroom and Latin disciplines orrrr… #Strictly
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Ash @dine0saur.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Too many of this cohort aren’t saying thank you for the votes - massive ick 😏 #Strictly
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Ash @dine0saur.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Too many things outside cost money, which many people don’t have in abundance right now
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Ash @dine0saur.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“Wig crimes” is going to live forever in me, I fear. You’ve created a monster!
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Ash @dine0saur.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Vito should have been Buzz, not Woody. Makes more sense in the narrative, to anyone who’s bothered to watch the franchise, but also he’s very clearly Buzz-coded in real life! #Strictly
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Ash @dine0saur.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Blonde Nancy is kind of a vibe #Strictly
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Ash @dine0saur.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
They want the OK! exclusive out of Cach and Maddie so badly. #Strictly
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Ash @dine0saur.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I love it when people really inhabit the character in the dance. I’m right there in the film with Melanie and Aljaž #Strictly
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Ash @dine0saur.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Jaime’s dancing rhythm reminds me of Madonna - she has that Madonna internal clock #Strictly
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Ash @dine0saur.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Dianne keeps trying to make Will Best look like John Travolta, but it keeps coming off as Zoolander #Strictly
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Ash @dine0saur.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
JoJo was such a brilliant pick for this. He’s so invested. It puts everyone at ease. #Strictly
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Ash @dine0saur.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I would like to live in a world where Graeme could be in the #Strictly final, actually. I have thoroughly enjoyed watching him dance. He is really throwing himself into it and enjoying it!
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Ash @dine0saur.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Julian’s syrup is sending me, but Dame Sarah is bossing the storytelling here! #Strictly
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Ash @dine0saur.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Nikita with his “they all make it look so easy” shenanigans - *never* change, my love #Strictly
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Ash @dine0saur.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Aaaaaaahahahahahaha🤣
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Ash @dine0saur.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I love Jowita, I love this bit of Ratatouille, and I *particularly* loved the Partridge impression. It’s a 7 from me on those principles alone. #Strictly
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Ash @dine0saur.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s always that or the “j*urney”!
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Ash @dine0saur.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
There are so many movies to choose from; I just can’t get behind this Baywatch nonsense, especially with the poorly judged, badly timed soft p*rn moment that no-one asked for #Strictly
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