Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia Parody @dimhouston.bsky.social · 12/10/2026That’s so fucked. -ND 020
Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia Parody @dimhouston.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I got years to worry about another election. Remember: I coined the phrase “it’s all good.” 010
Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia Parody @dimhouston.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Also, if we enrich the uranium first you can wear those kilts in the snow because of the fission heat. Price goes up though. 150
Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia Parody @dimhouston.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Exactly. Uranium threads. How did you guess? 130
Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia Parody @dimhouston.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Introducing my official tartan kilt. Woven with my face, stitched with my vision, and priced at $499.99 because I refuse to let affordability interfere with innovation. Other premiers simply build a legacy. I put mine on your arse. You're welcome. 3232
Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia Parody @dimhouston.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Can you design us a new provincial tartan with my face on it? No public bid. I’m assuming you’re the only company who makes tartans so we all good. 110
Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia Parody @dimhouston.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I wish the media would stop finding out what we’re up to especially when it’s about us preventing the public from finding out what we’re up to. 131
Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia Parody @dimhouston.bsky.social · 08/10/2026What I like about this…the funny is layered. -ND 000
Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia Parody @dimhouston.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Played hide the ironing board this week. I lost because I don’t know what an ironing board looks like. 180
Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia Parody @dimhouston.bsky.social · 04/10/2026That’s our provincial food. How dare thee. 010
Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia Parody @dimhouston.bsky.social · 28/09/2026This is me arguing a bunch of shitmonsters. With all that Nova Scotia Guard merch nobody bothered to save me a ball cap FFS. 030
Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia Parody @dimhouston.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Seriously. How did you get into my basement? 110
Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia Parody @dimhouston.bsky.social · 27/09/2026She totally believes me. 151
Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia Parody @dimhouston.bsky.social · 26/09/2026That’s next level humour that few appreciate. -ND 000
Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia Parody @dimhouston.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Last year I tried No Nut November but by day five my Fitbit thought I died. 120
Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia Parody @dimhouston.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Sneaker tax baby. You won’t sneak out of it. 140
Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia Parody @dimhouston.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Electric vehicle owners are gonna pay one way or the other. The bicycle crowd? You’re next. 292
Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia Parody @dimhouston.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Good call! It’s a multigenerational trickle down. 010
Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia Parody @dimhouston.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Your grandchildren have been informed that their economic contribution to today's government has been preapproved. 340
Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia Parody @dimhouston.bsky.social · 23/09/2026My government is committed to affordable housing. That's why we're encouraging every Nova Scotian to install a mini AI data centre in their living room. It will heat your home. It will need 50 kW/hr. It will tell you where your family can sleep. The future of housing has arrived! 170
Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia Parody @dimhouston.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Monday Motivation Tip: Set ambitious goals. Miss them confidently. Call it progress. 000
Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia Parody @dimhouston.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I really thought he was Brett Hull the first sixteen times I met him. 001
Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia Parody @dimhouston.bsky.social · 21/09/2026You know how hard it is to dance nonstop for 13 minutes? 000
Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia Parody @dimhouston.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I saw three good examples and honestly thought you were paying me a compliment. 000
Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia Parody @dimhouston.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Well…while people are stopped for plane traffic we may as well toll them too. Runway maintenance, price of jet fuel and all that. 120
Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia Parody @dimhouston.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I’m ALL about the vibes especially when there’s no wrong side of the road. 011
Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia Parody @dimhouston.bsky.social · 20/09/2026As long as planes can fit, we can probably accommodate takeoffs and landings. Shouldn’t cause too much congestion either. 130
Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia Parody @dimhouston.bsky.social · 19/09/2026We’re looking for universally loathed Canadian brands Dave. 010
Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia Parody @dimhouston.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Proud to welcome @aircanada.bsky.social to the MacKay Bridge as our first corporate sponsor. Making sure Nova Scotians never confuse public service with a pleasant experience. 3110
Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia Parody @dimhouston.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I can’t stop watching it. It’s just perfect fun. -ND 010
Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia Parody @dimhouston.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Okay look. The @nsgeu.bsky.social TV commercial for Tim Houston’s Careless House of Cuts is appalling. It would be an absolute shame if it kept getting more traction. Do not share this! Bad! youtu.be/C1Dj8JU04FAyoutu.beTim Houston's Careless House of Cuts!YouTube video by NSGEUTube 11314
Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia Parody @dimhouston.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Look. It’s obviously a vague warning to not trust sisters. 020
Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia Parody @dimhouston.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I’ll do you one better: Nova Scotia is going to moonlight time all year round. A first of its kind initiative! 040
Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia Parody @dimhouston.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Well, back to Toronto. I sat in the jump seat just to browbeat all the pricks in the cheap seats. 000
Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia Parody @dimhouston.bsky.social · 13/09/2026You can’t buy overpriced chips at the pump. I always assume more sinister reasons afoot. -ND 120
Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia Parody @dimhouston.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Exactly! Don’t do that! 021
Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia Parody @dimhouston.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Add it to your budget for me! yourbudget.novascotia.cayourbudget.novascotia.ca 110
Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia Parody @dimhouston.bsky.social · 12/09/2026My loyal Nova Scotian subjects: please don’t do evil things like this. It would be a shame if our special budget website got polluted with this stuff. yourbudget.novascotia.ca 1101
Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia Parody @dimhouston.bsky.social · 12/09/2026We’ve made budgeting interactive. You can now personally click on the things we can’t afford. yourbudget.novascotia.cayourbudget.novascotia.ca 132
Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia Parody @dimhouston.bsky.social · 11/09/2026We evidently have new healthcare KPI: ambulances successfully remaining in government possession. 040
Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia Parody @dimhouston.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Obligationgasm is appropriate. 020
Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia Parody @dimhouston.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Power outages everywhere means people will be complaining today about Nova Scoria Power and not us. Small blessings. Time for a DoorDash lobster roll. 050
Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia Parody @dimhouston.bsky.social · 03/09/2026If we’re putting royalty on money, Nova Scotia should have its own currency. One side could have me. The other side could have a pothole. 050
Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia Parody @dimhouston.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Marco MacLeod has stepped down so he can learn and grow. I’ve stepped back into the Minster of Energy role because apparently the only thing this government knows how to generate reliably is another cabinet vacancy FFS. 041
Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia Parody @dimhouston.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Crumble has the texture of cookies that aren’t cooked. 000
Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia Parody @dimhouston.bsky.social · 31/08/2026My government’s research scientists have estimated that 431,328,552 people have had sex at least one time to MC Hammer’s Have You Seen Her? In case you want to know our priorities and stuff. 010
