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Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia Parody @dimhouston.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This is me arguing a bunch of shitmonsters. With all that Nova Scotia Guard merch nobody bothered to save me a ball cap FFS.

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Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia Parody @dimhouston.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Last year I tried No Nut November but by day five my Fitbit thought I died.

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Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia Parody @dimhouston.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Electric vehicle owners are gonna pay one way or the other. The bicycle crowd? You’re next.

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Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia Parody @dimhouston.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Your grandchildren have been informed that their economic contribution to today's government has been preapproved.

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Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia Parody @dimhouston.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

My government is committed to affordable housing. That's why we're encouraging every Nova Scotian to install a mini AI data centre in their living room. It will heat your home. It will need 50 kW/hr. It will tell you where your family can sleep. The future of housing has arrived!

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Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia Parody @dimhouston.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Monday Motivation Tip: Set ambitious goals. Miss them confidently. Call it progress.

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Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia Parody @dimhouston.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Proud to welcome @aircanada.bsky.social to the MacKay Bridge as our first corporate sponsor. Making sure Nova Scotians never confuse public service with a pleasant experience.

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Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia Parody @dimhouston.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Okay look. The @nsgeu.bsky.social TV commercial for Tim Houston’s Careless House of Cuts is appalling. It would be an absolute shame if it kept getting more traction. Do not share this! Bad! youtu.be/C1Dj8JU04FA

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Tim Houston's Careless House of Cuts!

YouTube video by NSGEUTube

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Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia Parody @dimhouston.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I’ll do you one better: Nova Scotia is going to moonlight time all year round. A first of its kind initiative!

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Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia Parody @dimhouston.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Well, back to Toronto. I sat in the jump seat just to browbeat all the pricks in the cheap seats.

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Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia Parody @dimhouston.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

My loyal Nova Scotian subjects: please don’t do evil things like this. It would be a shame if our special budget website got polluted with this stuff. yourbudget.novascotia.ca

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Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia Parody @dimhouston.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

We’ve made budgeting interactive. You can now personally click on the things we can’t afford. yourbudget.novascotia.ca

yourbudget.novascotia.ca

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Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia Parody @dimhouston.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

We evidently have new healthcare KPI: ambulances successfully remaining in government possession.

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Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia Parody @dimhouston.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Power outages everywhere means people will be complaining today about Nova Scoria Power and not us. Small blessings. Time for a DoorDash lobster roll.

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Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia Parody @dimhouston.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Marco MacLeod has stepped down so he can learn and grow. I’ve stepped back into the Minster of Energy role because apparently the only thing this government knows how to generate reliably is another cabinet vacancy FFS.

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Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia Parody @dimhouston.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

My government’s research scientists have estimated that 431,328,552 people have had sex at least one time to MC Hammer’s Have You Seen Her? In case you want to know our priorities and stuff.

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Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia Parody @dimhouston.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Uncle Tetsu’s Japanese Chresecake is far better than Crumbl. I’m seriously thinking of creating a new provincial award. The Order of Fluffy Fucking Crack or whatever.

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Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia Parody @dimhouston.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Why aren’t there commuter zip lines across Halifax harbour?

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Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia Parody @dimhouston.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

We should rename Lake Superior as Lake Orange Cocksucker. -ND

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Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia Parody @dimhouston.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

RIP Dolly Parton. People forget she invented the microwave after getting tired of waiting for casseroles. Up until 1985 she ran a four minute mile.

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Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia Parody @dimhouston.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

When we put American liquor back on the shelves we should split the revenue in the spirit of Gordie Howe. -ND

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Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia Parody @dimhouston.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

We’re not firing Marco MacLeod. We’re just remixing the cabinet.

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Yvette d’Entremont @dentremy.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

The “she” referenced below is Premier Tim Houston's spokesperson, Catherine Klimek.

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Dr Elisabeth Kosters @elisabethkosters.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

But there are no tourism information booths anywhere anymore and half our heritage homes are either shuttered or limping on at a limited opening schedule. Never mind, Tim Houston will declare it a success that we have to thank him for

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Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia Parody @dimhouston.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

We finally figured out how to transition off burning coal!

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Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia Parody @dimhouston.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Track list for our Energy Minister’s next album: 1. Peak Load, Low Standards 2. Farmer's Tan wit a Gangsta Plan 3. Blow (Me I’m the Minister) 4. Power to the People / Powder to the MLAs 5. Deleted My Spotify 6. 99 Problems & They're All Michael Gorman 7. Pulled From Streaming (Not From Cabinet)

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Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia Parody @dimhouston.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Yo, it’s Dim on the mic, let me tell you bout my man. Marco MacLeod works blue, got a five-year plan. Cocaine in the brain, two sluts in the truck, but when it comes to cabinet, buddy’s shit outta luck.

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Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia Parody @dimhouston.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

I’m making pirogies tonight! There’s nothing quite like homemade Mexican food.

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Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia Parody @dimhouston.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

I commissioned a Nova Scotia jacket like this, except it looks like a European hockey sweater and all the advertisements have been sold to Deloitte.

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Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia Parody @dimhouston.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

You can’t put a price on good travel naps. Well I can. It’s like $13,000 worth of shuteye.

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Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia Parody @dimhouston.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

State of the province action shot of doing a jerkoff motion so furious that a camera can’t capture. Fun times!

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Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia Parody @dimhouston.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Look, just because the Education Minister allegedly used to sling weed at Scotia Square as a young fella, it doesn’t mean he has minor brain damage. The guy can read a chart.

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Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia Parody @dimhouston.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

I missed this in addressing the budget with my poor humour. I have no words. -ND

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Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia Parody @dimhouston.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

I can't negotiate with other leaders if I've just used a 2 in 1 shampoo and conditioner from the Holiday Inn.

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Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia Parody @dimhouston.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Okay…serious post here. These are some dangerously concerning allegations. For the sake of our democracy, can anyone verify this? -ND

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Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia Parody @dimhouston.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Look I’m thinking about rebranding coal as heritage carbon. How does that grab you?

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Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia Parody @dimhouston.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Remember when I said a new dog in every home? Fucking hell.

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Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia Parody @dimhouston.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

I’m doing a full-on monument to the Trivago guy’s white teeth so fuck the budget.

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Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia Parody @dimhouston.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

This government is starting a special investigation team to figure out how to make soccer more appealing. This dopey 1-0 #WorldCup game tells me soccer needs far wider nets and probably a 4-foot height limit on goalkeepers. Make soccer less shitty, faster!

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Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia Parody @dimhouston.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Porterhouse, fries and endless salad bar for $6.99.

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Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia Parody @dimhouston.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Introducing the The Public Confidence Through Pretty People Initiative. Local media can undergo a government approved and sponsored Nova Scotia Glow-Up. It's like healthcare, except people actually get treated. More cheekbones, faster!

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Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia Parody @dimhouston.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

If you think MLAs are expensive, wait until you see what competence costs.

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Cheryl in Nova Scotia 🇨🇦🍁🍁 @minibubbly.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

This is not a surprise with all the bonuses and pay raises Tim Houston is dolling out ffs 🤬 #NovaScotia N.S. MLAs among highest-paid politicians in North America: report www.ctvnews.ca/atlantic/nov...

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N.S. MLAs among highest-paid politicians in North America: report

Canadian provincial politicians are making on average nearly double the salaries of their American counterparts, according to a new report.

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