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Joey 🖤

@dilsclit.bsky.social
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Joey 🖤 @dilsclit.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Sorry I’ve been quiet I randomly get bored of apps like this lol
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Joey 🖤 @dilsclit.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
January is when they recharge fr
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Joey 🖤 @dilsclit.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Update: his dad is actually kinda based
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Joey 🖤 @dilsclit.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Just stalked his dad on Bluesky lol
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Joey 🖤 @dilsclit.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
I have popular from wicked stuck in my head and I haven’t even seen the movie
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Joey 🖤 @dilsclit.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Just did karaoke where I butchered Miley Cyrus’s party in the USA
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Joey 🖤 @dilsclit.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Tbh I didn’t either but I always just took him at face value that he thought they were cups
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Joey 🖤 @dilsclit.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
That wasn’t serious???
phordvpns tweet saying “was everyone else unaware of "phil drinks out of vases" being an intentional bit or am i just more autistic than i thought😭😭😭”
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Joey 🖤 @dilsclit.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
REAL last year it was 3
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Rosie 💙 @japhanhoneymoon.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
The we/us pronouns strike again, how dare Dan's family buy him a gift that Phil can't share
Dan: My friends and family don't know me that well and it annoys me sometimes… Like sometimes people will bring me a gift and it's like, Phil can't have chocolate. Why'd you do that? You idiot, grandma!

Phil: Your grandma's not an idiot!
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Joey 🖤 @dilsclit.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
*phannie I have to pee so my brain isn’t working shush
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Joey 🖤 @dilsclit.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Helllppp I was originally an insta family back in the day lol
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Joey 🖤 @dilsclit.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Blue sky
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Joey 🖤 @dilsclit.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I need Dan and Phil over here and asking for like Bluesky posts or something so I can stop using that cursed app lol
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Joey 🖤 @dilsclit.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
I did not beat my sad about a guy era out of my Spotify Wrapped lol oh well MCR number 1 though
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Joey 🖤 @dilsclit.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
If you’re a Dan and Phil fan, you might get a jumpscare text by Dan Howell on instagram
In North Korea girl memeDaniel Howell texting me
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sab :3 @phovaries.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
thank you my other beautiful wife dan howell for your service to this cuntry 🫡
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Joey 🖤 @dilsclit.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
apparently the prof agrees lol
Ss of an email 

Grade: A

Brilliant! The best paper I got in Austen this semester.
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Joey 🖤 @dilsclit.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
UPDATE apparently it was the best paper ever lol
Ss of an email.


Grade: A

Brilliant! The best paper I got in Austen this semester.
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Joey 🖤 @dilsclit.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Then followed up with another: Jane Austen’s novel did not hint at any sexual, horny dreams of Catherine being victimized by Henry Tilney like in the film. LMAO
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Joey 🖤 @dilsclit.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
I literally wrote an essay with this as a sentence: This is the most explicit scene of Catherine’s eroticism connecting Henry to the gothic novel, as the other ones could be considered stretches, but there is no denying that Catherine connects her horniness for Mr. Tilney to these gothic tropes.
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Joey 🖤 @dilsclit.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
I’m THAT 4th wheel on a shopping cart
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Joey 🖤 @dilsclit.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
I wanna tickle fight him! unfairrrr to be apart rn
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Joey 🖤 @dilsclit.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Helpppp this is iconic
Daniel Howell’s instagram post of an alien with a name tag that says “hi my name is A.Leon.” Dan Howell is holding up his fingers to look like brackets referencing his first ever YouTube video where he said “hi my name is… [Dan.]”
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Joey 🖤 @dilsclit.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Call it Jellyfish (PHAN) and the jellyfish is a metaphor for something DEEP like depression since it’d be one of those edgy mental health aus
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Joey 🖤 @dilsclit.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
This photo would be the cover of an edgy fan fiction on wattpad for sure
Dan Howell staring at a jellyfish in an aquarium
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Joey 🖤 @dilsclit.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Why do I love this so much Dan and Phil and a little saw shark guy going 😐
Dan and Phil and a saw shark
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Joey 🖤 @dilsclit.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Oh boy I totally never seen this post before first time seeing it wow thanks for the new content Dan and Phil
A picture of Dan Howell reposting an instagram post he had just posted and deleted
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Joey 🖤 @dilsclit.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
YouTube annotations were so camp
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Joey 🖤 @dilsclit.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Dan post again
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Joey 🖤 @dilsclit.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Update apparently it was this
Dan and Phil in oversized shirts. Dan is wearing a green shrek shirt and phil is wearing a pink donkey shirt. Both aren’t wearing pants
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Joey 🖤 @dilsclit.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Got a notif that Dan made a post on instagram and now it’s gone what was thattttt
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Joey 🖤 @dilsclit.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
That makes sense actually they would take from what’s actually there
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Joey 🖤 @dilsclit.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Who knows maybe? I mean they probably didn’t have the sauce the way we have it but maybe the berries themselves or just the juice
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Joey 🖤 @dilsclit.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
I eat like half of it myself
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Joey 🖤 @dilsclit.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Love this shit
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Joey 🖤 @dilsclit.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
// nsfw lol real I almost think birth control made me hornier too but sorry it’s definitely inconvenient
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Joey 🖤 @dilsclit.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Just a creature obsessed with their boyfriend hoping to find someone to yap about him to
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Joey 🖤 @dilsclit.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
They’ll definitely be back
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Joey 🖤 @dilsclit.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Back home from my college dorm for break always weird to go back but man cant deny this queen bed is pretty nice lol
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Joey 🖤 @dilsclit.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Shout out to this unhinged line in my essay
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Joey 🖤 @dilsclit.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
time to write the worlds strangest paper about sex and a Jane Austen adaptation of Northanger Abbey lol
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Joey 🖤 @dilsclit.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
accidentally got access to dms I don’t normally have access to bc the guy deleted his discord acc ages ago and I closed the dms ages ago, but randomly found a way to open it again. I feel sick to my stomach. I hate having ptsd. I hate how vulnerable I was. I hate how shitty I still feel about it.
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Joey 🖤 @dilsclit.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Helppp Dan and his constant old animal metaphors
Dan: That's a great question.
Phil: We fight to the death.
Dan: Do we know that answer?
Phil: People after the show ask, "Do you just want to kill each other?" And I think the answer is probably yes.
Dan: We've just gone full circle. We've gone to the point of wanting to kill each other so much that we've now come through the other side, and we're now in a state of serene chill. We're just like, two old turtles at the zoo, and you're like, "Are they dead? I think one of them just blinked."
Phil: Also, time isn't real. I can't believe I've known this person for 15 years. It scares me.
Dan: That's creepy. People have been coming up to us afterwards, and they're like, "I started watching you when I was 13, and now I have a child! I have a husband! I have a mortgage!" I'm like, "Alright, we need to wrap this up."
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Joey 🖤 @dilsclit.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Hi
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Joey 🖤 @dilsclit.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Hasan vampire confirmed?
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Joey 🖤 @dilsclit.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Hasan would have a magical basement
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Joey 🖤 @dilsclit.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Yes
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Joey 🖤 @dilsclit.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Moo #phanniefriday
Joey as a cow Dan and Phil cowboy
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Joey 🖤 @dilsclit.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
In a play today… where the script was only finished 2 weeks ago 🥴 breaking my legs so hard rn
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