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@dillf.bsky.social
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23 y/o snake boy that will do suspcious things. NO MINORS!! pfp by @sumisune

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Dillf @dillf.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Sex re pulsed? Do you mean saving dick by giving it CPR?
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Dillf @dillf.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Tootuncommon? idk about that
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Dillf @dillf.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Giving my zombie baddie head haha let's just say, grain bamage,,
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Dillf @dillf.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Young enough to grow up on unrestricted internet, old enough to have to fork over my id to Peter Thiel to watch porn
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Grinda 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @grindagoat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
doodle of a friends cow #grindart
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Dillf @dillf.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Relative of mine said: "He's such a virgo." and I could not feel more confused
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Dillf @dillf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Take it or triple it and add one to the next person?
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Dillf @dillf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My partner loves calling cute things the swedish word bäbis/bäbisar (baby/babies). I think it's very fitting
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Dillf @dillf.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Worms are twinks and slugs are bears I think
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slydragoness.bsky.social @slydragoness.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
you told the Warrior of Light you'd get her some dinner if she got out of bed... hope you're ready to fulfill that promise 🎨 @beakteeth.bsky.social
serina horo, my ff14 character, is standing up and lifting her boobs. her gut is covered in stretchmarks, slicked with sweat, and sagging to her knees. she is blushing heavily and looking at the viewer with a somewhat angry expression. She says,

"here... huff. now bring me more ..hfff f-food IMMEDIATELY.
... or I'll make you."
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Dillf @dillf.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The difference between a weeb and a furry is how gay you are /j
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Dillf @dillf.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Me rn: I can't say "in lieu" they would not understand that, I'll just say "instead"
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Dillf @dillf.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I had a dream where a bunch of alt girls saw I wasn't doing too well and that I should loosen up. So in my dream I gave them all hugs
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Dillf @dillf.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Is it correct to say that the guys fanning the pharaoh in ancient egypt had the job of blowing, i.e a blowjob?
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Dillf @dillf.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Who wants to get treated like a cast iron pan? Oiled up, used, quickly washed in hot water and soap then painstakingly dried?
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Dillf @dillf.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
It's amazing how more supplement grifters don't just sell like completely ineffective products. Like if you're gonna scam people at least do them the favour of not risking their health
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Dillf @dillf.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Not to give any ideas to regulators but there has to be a better way of enforcing age restrictions online than to send a png of your id to a datafarmer in the vauge shape of palantir
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Grinda 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @grindagoat.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Comm! BBW Fox Girl #grindart
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Dillf @dillf.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I have a family member who's like 2 years older than me but somehow manages to be like 10 years behind in internet humor
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𖦹˚₊‧WHIMSY‧₊˚𖦹 @loveslegacy.etheirys.social · 22/05/2026
remove the word degen/degenerate from your vocabulary im not kidding.
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Dillf @dillf.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
To me it's a suprise how little physical intuition some engineering students seem to have in university
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Dillf @dillf.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Monitoring your word choice to avoid triggering a unthinking reactive response from people is so real
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Dillf @dillf.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
where were you when Skype is kil?
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Dillf @dillf.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
It sets in how shielded I am that while looking at a fashion site that I'm concerned by the thiness of the models
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Dillf @dillf.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
The opposite of "same same" is "opposite opposite" which is "same". Therefore the opposite of "same same" is "same"
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Dillf @dillf.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Damn my conception of kink really is limited by my imagination of what is possible
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Dillf @dillf.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I hate when I get drama in my feed and I feel the compulsion to go on a research rabbit hole just to see the source being someone wildly misreading another person's mildly bad take
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penny 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🔞 @scallywagbooty.bsky.social · 31/08/2024
Massive nerd caught in 4k
Xenia, an unused linux mascot, is at an xbox lan party. Someone comments on her presence, saying, “Of all people to show up to the xbox lan party”
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Lacks Object Permanence @sumisune.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
finished a warmup for fun something something did you know cortisol causes weight gain
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Plukoro @plukoro.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
You called her what?
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Dani(They/Them)- comms CLOSED reopening November @angusburgers.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
this may not fix me but it would break me in fun new ways
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✦. @beastbait.art · 09/02/2026
once more.
Screenshot of my account on Twitter of the post I made that caused a lot of issues. Reads:

“You ARE NOT for art liberation if you don’t make space for the weird art, the immoral art, the art the makes you uncomfortable, the art that makes you unfollow, the art that your friend hates, the fetish art, the kink art, the”
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#1 Grabbable Kobold @biteykobold.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
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Dillf @dillf.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
To go carbon neutral by gaining fat you'd need to gain 0,2 kg per kg of emissions you produce Some food for thought
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Dillf @dillf.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
*pulls up TL* *sees skeet I wanna click* *Automatic timeline refresh* why
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller February 19,1946
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER 
P1- SLUGGO IS WALKING DOWNTOWN 

P2- HE STOPS IN FRONT OF A STORE , THE SIGN AT THE TOP OF THE STORE WINDOW SAYS POULTRY, BELOW THAT IS A NOTICE IT READS…

BOYS WANTED 
TO DELIVER 
CHICKENS
WHO CAN RIDE
BICYCLES

P3- SLUGGO IS THINKING, CHICKENS WHO CAN RIDE BICYCLES?!
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a couple walking through a busy zoo. The girl says, “come on! They have the monkey that looks like Mao Zedong!” Panel 2: her boyfriend says, “what? That can’t be right…” Panel 3: a little marmoset clings to a mossy branch. It’s the spitting image of Mao Zedong. The boyfriend says, “oh dang”
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Lilwhorgi @lilwhorgi.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Have you seen my wife? I seem to have misplaced him. ( although he might argue that ) #biglady
Pinecone is stuck between Kiki's massive cheeks  as she walks around with a lost dog sign that says "Lost Wife"

I found a trend on pinterest where old ladies would sew dog plushies into their dress and make their ass crazy big. I don't know what its relevant to but the idea was too funny to pass up.
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Dillf @dillf.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
I understand why but to me it's hilarious how mens shaving products try to indirectly talk about how it can be used to shave your balls
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Dillf @dillf.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Controversial take but to me size diff is too much if I can't imagine the cuddling being good
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Dillf @dillf.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
You know, the ultimate way to preserve food is to set it into relativistic speed such that it litterally ages slower. Ignore that the extreme acceleration would probably render a lot of delicate fresh foods into mush
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Regenshine @regenschein.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
"Dude ... stop staring. Buy me a Döner and I will let you touch it as much as you like." A German German Shepherd girl who is as much punk as she is fat^^ I was a bit unhappy with my lineart on my last image, so I decided to try a more toned, thicker style. #fatfur #furry
A punk, anthro German Shepherd girl wearing a ripped jeans and a leather jacked over a black shirt. She is very fat with a big, exposed belly and breasts that are barely contained by her shirt. She is smoking a cig and has a bored expression on her face. Her jacket has a Antifa Logo on  the shoulder, and on the front of her shirt is a "FCK AFD" logo.
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tweedabop @tweedabop.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
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HALLOWEEN Slommi 🔞 @sleepysalaminsfw.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
i dunno
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Ncs_artist @artistncs.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
We take shortcuts for these sort of things
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Dillf @dillf.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
I am always devastated seeing weightloss ads 💔
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Kybs 💤 @kibblesyourbits.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
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Dillf @dillf.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
I've been getting many accusations that I am not straight, I'm here to clear up that I am confused about these accusations
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Sylvia @sylviaon.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
hanging out with @kirillbrib.bsky.social
An anthro dragon and crow are sitting on a couch, with the crow laying in the dragons lap. The crow says:

"omg we're two people with controllers on couch like the meme, haha say the funny"

the dragon replies:

"you can't even see anything laying there like that"The crow sits up and faces mostly forward, looking a little jarred from the sudden shift. The dragon squints her eyes and looks forward with the slightest smirk.The dragon's smirk becomes a full mischievous grin, she leans forward a bit, and she says:

'As far as I'm concerned, all marriage is gay marriage.'

The crow next to her giggles in the cutest way ever:

'snrk hehe'
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Sylvia @sylviaon.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
VRChat MMD worlds are the best kind, cuz who taught this banana to dance like that
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