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Andrew Dilley

@dilleyandrew.bsky.social
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Marinating in Worthing.

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Andrew Dilley @dilleyandrew.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Matt Brittan is the BBC director general. Posting this cos otherwise I'd have no idea.
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Andrew Dilley @dilleyandrew.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
BBC punting Laura Ks interview with BBC DG well before Sunday, him saying "you're all fucked. Except you Laura"
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Laura Martínez 🥑 @miblogestublog.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
If there’s ever a meeting between José Antonio Kast and Canada’s Prime Minister, I’ll be calling it the “Chile con Carney Summit” 🇨🇱 🇨🇦 THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
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Andrew Dilley @dilleyandrew.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Pronouncing 'claude' like Inspector Clouseau would
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Andrew Dilley @dilleyandrew.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
@cyan.com loving/hating :-) Myst series, but please please PLEASE never make puzzles rely on colour recognition. Some of us can't do it.
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Andrew Dilley @dilleyandrew.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Bobby Ball's Barmy Army
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Andrew Dilley @dilleyandrew.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
What what?
NowTV showing a 'generic playback error' message, with image of a shocked lady wearing horns
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Andrew Dilley @dilleyandrew.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Chris Mason calls for Reform to get it together guys.
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Andrew Dilley @dilleyandrew.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Danny Thomas thinks he's a playa
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Andrew Dilley @dilleyandrew.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Muted a word cos bored
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Andrew Dilley @dilleyandrew.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Why, the moment I finished pooping, do I urgently need a second poop?
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Andrew Dilley @dilleyandrew.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
How is it that no Americans find the name 'Trump' funny?
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Andrew Dilley @dilleyandrew.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Some fuckers need to be arrested
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
In 1988, Sesame Street mocked a greedy real estate tycoon named Ronald Grump who wanted to bulldoze the neighborhood for luxury towers. Sound familiar?
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Andrew Dilley @dilleyandrew.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Smush U l8r
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Andrew Dilley @dilleyandrew.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Binging the Myst games, loving the commitment but for fucks sake please don't have puzzles depend on colour vision.
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Andrew Dilley @dilleyandrew.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
My arse is planning a spontaneous protest at about 8pm. Balaclavas recommended.
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Andrew Dilley @dilleyandrew.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
@rachelburden.bsky.social how do you put up with Chris Mason failing all the time?
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Andrew Dilley @dilleyandrew.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I'll never listen to a podcast.
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Andrew Dilley @dilleyandrew.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Sometimes muting is the only option.
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Andrew Dilley @dilleyandrew.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
What is he a shadow of again?
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Andrew Dilley @dilleyandrew.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
James Cleverly tired of being the small fish in a stagnant pool, or something
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Andrew Dilley @dilleyandrew.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Nvidia revenue doubles on AI chip demand. But they can't subsidise the increased cost of ram 🤔
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Chris Weston @westonfront.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
RIP Tim Curry.
Rocky Horror Poster by Chris Weston
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Andrew Dilley @dilleyandrew.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Beat up Trump over Natalie, but don't beat up Natalie over Trump.
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Andrew Dilley @dilleyandrew.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Big Tax has conned me again. Bit of a rebate coming, will be immediately spent on frippery and pretend I didn't overpay last year.
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Andrew Dilley @dilleyandrew.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
BBC breaking news logo eclipsing the eclipse.
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Viz Comic @vizcomic.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz358bs
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Andrew Dilley @dilleyandrew.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The US political system seems more fucked up the longer it goes on.
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 08/08/2026
Save yourself several hours of basic animation watching
Garfield but it’s Ricky gervais saying some of the “taboo” subjects he hates, starting with Mondays
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Andrew Dilley @dilleyandrew.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
His hair, his body odour, his this or that. So over it. No 'he so gross!' needed.
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Andrew Dilley @dilleyandrew.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Ask Alexa if Jeff Bezos owns a rocket. My Alexa is not quite sure how to help me with that.
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Andrew Dilley @dilleyandrew.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Son of a bitch when I can't do an agreeable reply, repost or approving quote-post. My balls proper cut off.
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ve, the ghost of info past @vortexegg.com · 01/08/2026
For me, LLMs are clearly powerful machines, but everything about their construction and deployment in society by the people constructing them appears oriented around achieving a political project that deeply conflicts with my values or a vision of a future I want to live in and dont have a choice in
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Andrew Dilley @dilleyandrew.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Amazon sub-prime
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Andrew Dilley @dilleyandrew.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Rand? Rand?
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Andrew Dilley @dilleyandrew.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Fuck off Amazon
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Andrew Dilley @dilleyandrew.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Went to shops and encountered many military-aged men. Survived.
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
IT MUST BE CATURDAY
P1- NANCY ANSWERS THE DOOR AND A MOUSE TRAP SALESMAN LOOKS IN A SEES NANCY AND SLUGGO WITH A ROOM FULL OF CATS
SALESMAN:HELLO! I’M SELLING A LITTLE ARTICLE- - ER - - ER - - NEVER MIND!!
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Andrew Dilley @dilleyandrew.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Fuck off Infantino.
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
NANCY WISHES YOU A HAPPY FRIDAY
WE SEE NANCY’S FACE. 
SH IS SMILING AND VERY HAPPY 
TO SEE EVERYONE 
NANCY WISHES YOU A HAPPY FRIDAY
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Andrew Dilley @dilleyandrew.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Arthur Lowe
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Andrew Dilley @dilleyandrew.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Arf. BBC News - China's Moonshot AI stole from Anthropic, Trump tech adviser says www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
China's Moonshot AI stole from Anthropic, Trump tech adviser says
The allegations come as Chinese AI companies are facing increased US government scrutiny.
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Andrew Dilley @dilleyandrew.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Golf fans doing little chants after their guy hits a shot - that's a paddling.
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
DEAR READER ---
NANCY IS TALKING TO THE READERS, SHE IS TOTALLY FLAT WHILE LAYING ON THE SIDEWALK 

DEAR READER--PLEASE FORGIVE MY APPEARANCE, BUT THIS HOT WEATHER HAS TAKEN THE STARCH OUT OF ME
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Andrew Dilley @dilleyandrew.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Looking forward to Wordle's FTUMF answer today.
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Andrew Dilley @dilleyandrew.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Fuck off Messi
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Chris Weston @westonfront.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Directors only pretend to like collaboration. They're all control freaks. You should have heard the glee in the voice of one of my previous directors when he told me he'd never use storyboard artists again ('cos he can do it with AI now). They'd get rid of every crew member if they could.
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Andrew Dilley @dilleyandrew.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Well this is depressing. BBC News - Boy, 14, charged with offences linked to right-wing terror www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Boy, 14, charged with terror offence targeting London mosques
The alleged offences are linked to "extreme right-wing terrorism" police say.
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Andrew Dilley @dilleyandrew.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I'm suddenly getting followed and liked by a group of AI clones.
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