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DILF_Nextdoor

@dilf-nextdoor.bsky.social
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Dadbod with dad jokes. First I make you groan, then I make you moan! 39|Straight|Taken|He/Him|NSFW|MDNI🔞 All are welcome! 🏳️‍🌈🌈🏳️‍⚧️ fansly.com/DILF_Nextdoor/t0 linktr.ee/DILF_Nextdoor87 Put $1 in the boner jar: cash.app/$Dilfbert87

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DILF_Nextdoor @dilf-nextdoor.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
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Tokyo Ghoul: Anteiku Coffee Warning
ALT: Tokyo Ghoul: Anteiku Coffee Warning
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DILF_Nextdoor @dilf-nextdoor.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
2 is the lie. It’s only been 6 countries.
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DILF_Nextdoor @dilf-nextdoor.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
When She-Venom showed up in the second movie… 😅
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DILF_Nextdoor @dilf-nextdoor.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Here’s hoping you’ve changed your name to “This Day” 🙏
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DILF_Nextdoor @dilf-nextdoor.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Should I make this a weekly thing? Two truths and a lie: 1. My body count is <5 2. I have had sex in 10 different countries 3. I got a BJ on a public bus #twotruthsandalie #nsfwfun
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DILF_Nextdoor @dilf-nextdoor.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I stand and pull you towards me. hot and erect, I fill your first with my cock and then with searing cum. It leaks from you and pools with the cool water on the sheets. My warm body atop yours is the final relief from the cool air of the room. Enveloping you with warmth and satisfaction 4/4 #sveros
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DILF_Nextdoor @dilf-nextdoor.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Once again my mouth relieves you, sucking on your clit and warming it with my tongue. I press the last cold lump into you with my fingers, pressing it upwards cooling your clit from the other side. I’ve never seen you cum like that before. The juxtaposing sensations overwhelming you. 3/4 #sveros
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DILF_Nextdoor @dilf-nextdoor.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
The next cube goes lower, puddling beneath your ass as I press it mercilessly on your clit. Cold pain mixes with pleasure and you bite your lip gripping the sheets and arching your back, on the precipice of begging me to stop. Your hand grips my wrist just as the last of it melts away. #sveros 2/4
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DILF_Nextdoor @dilf-nextdoor.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
The ice bucket by the bed is almost all empty. But the cubes left work well to get your nipples hard and sensitive. Water runs down the curve of your breast as I circle them until it disappears. Then bring my warm mouth down on them flicking them with my tongue, feeling their stiffness. 1/4 #sveros
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DILF_Nextdoor @dilf-nextdoor.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
On this #FatCockFriday guess whether my #cock is fatter than it is long Measured by girth (circumference) vs. length There’s a poll on my #fansly and may be prizes for people who guess correctly there! fansly.com/post/9192357... #dilf #daddy #bwc #dick #hung #thick #big #thickdick #fcf #fatcock
A censored image of the DILF Nextdoor measuring the length of his cock with a yellow measuring tape. The cock and tape are covered by an image of the Fansly logoA censored image of the DILF Nextdoor measuring the girth of his cock with a yellow measuring tape. The cock and tape are covered by an image of the Fansly logo
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DILF_Nextdoor @dilf-nextdoor.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
It took me too long to realize this was a joke about the Shepard pie 🤣 Deep cut.
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DILF_Nextdoor @dilf-nextdoor.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
THAT’s how unwind after a stressful day!
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DILF_Nextdoor @dilf-nextdoor.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
“Is this the address?” The house looked unassuming from the outside. But that may be the idea. As soon as the doors opened the smell of sex overwhelmed you. Bodies writhed on top of each other in every available space. “You ready, babe? Babe? How do you have a dick in your mouth already?” #sveros
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DILF_Nextdoor @dilf-nextdoor.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
For #Pride I want to support the great #LGBTQIA+ #SWers on here Tip or sub an LGBTQIA+ creator this month, have them verify, and I’ll match it with a free sub to my #Fansly If you are an age verified LGBTQIA+ SWer and will corroborate a tip with me, comment on or quote this post #LoveisLove
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DILF_Nextdoor @dilf-nextdoor.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Looks like a tight squeeze either way. I’d be happy to help with both 😉
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DILF_Nextdoor @dilf-nextdoor.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
For #Pride I want to support the great #LGBTQIA+ #SWers on here Tip or sub an LGBTQIA+ creator this month, have them verify, and I’ll match it with a free sub to my #Fansly If you are an age verified LGBTQIA+ SWer and will corroborate a tip with me, comment on or quote this post #LoveisLove
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DILF_Nextdoor @dilf-nextdoor.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Hard to believe I’ve been on here almost a year!
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And menu needs a $50 #Tribute: #JenkinisMenu & #JenkinisAdoptABill 🐰💗
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jenkini.bsky.social ☆($0/$900) Tip🔗👇 $0 & $7.77 OnlyFans 🎃FINDOM @jenkini.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
🆕 Jenkini’s AdoptABill - Use It 🎀 #JenkinisAdoptABill
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DILF_Nextdoor @dilf-nextdoor.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
If you have ever considered checking out, my #Fansly, now is the time. There’re only seven hours left on the discounts for my birthday month! fansly.com/DILF_Nextdoo... #dilf #daddy #male #discount #cock #horny #amateur #dick #solo #nsfw #dadbod
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DILF_Nextdoor @dilf-nextdoor.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
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Val: What I Wouldn't Give For A Bite Of That
ALT: Val: What I Wouldn't Give For A Bite Of That
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DILF_Nextdoor @dilf-nextdoor.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I don’t mind taking turns 😈
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DILF_Nextdoor @dilf-nextdoor.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Which one are you in this scenario? 😉
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DILF_Nextdoor @dilf-nextdoor.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
You’re right that you can’t, we took it off app 😉 3 was the lie.
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DILF_Nextdoor @dilf-nextdoor.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
3 was the lie. I didn’t get divorced until I was 26 🤣 If you want to hear about the other two, send me a DM 😏
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DILF_Nextdoor @dilf-nextdoor.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I’ll post the answer later tonight but DM me if you can’t wait😉
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DILF_Nextdoor @dilf-nextdoor.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
No one has more guesses?
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DILF_Nextdoor @dilf-nextdoor.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Two truths and a lie: 1. I’ve fucked in more than 1 public library 2. I once exchanged nudes with a random match on Words With Friends 3. I was divorced by age 24 #twotruthsandalie #nsfwfun
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DILF_Nextdoor @dilf-nextdoor.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
My fingers trace down your side to that divot above your hip. I’m being gentle now but I imagine how I’ll grip you there later. Using the perfect curve of your hips to slam harder into you. You lean back against me as if having the same thoughts. I can’t wait to get home. #eroticle #erotica
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DILF_Nextdoor @dilf-nextdoor.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
☆ copy this to your profile and let your mutuals tell you their first impression of you ☆
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DILF_Nextdoor @dilf-nextdoor.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I kissed my way down her body, lifted her legs onto my shoulders, and inhaled deeply the scent of her. “But it’s your birthday,” she protested weakly. “Yes, and that’s why I get to have my favorite treat,” I replied before devouring her until she screamed. Possibly based on a true story…
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DILF_Nextdoor @dilf-nextdoor.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
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Harmony @harmonycorrupted.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
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Harmony @harmonycorrupted.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
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DILF_Nextdoor @dilf-nextdoor.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Waking up from a good dream with a hard cock that won’t quit. Please come give me a hand. I want to make that dream a reality… #dilf #daddy #male #fansly #morningwood #horny #amateur #solo #straight #cock #dadbod #nsfw
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DILF_Nextdoor @dilf-nextdoor.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Birthday Twin!
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DILF_Nextdoor @dilf-nextdoor.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I had a second interview for my dream job yesterday and it went well!
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DILF_Nextdoor @dilf-nextdoor.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Returning to the present is always jarring. My apartment feels cold and unused. No one spends much time “now” anymore. I cross another name off my list, basking in the memory of her. Despite wide access to time travel, few use it to go fuck the hottest people throughout history. Such a waste. #W1PP
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jenkini.bsky.social ☆($0/$900) Tip🔗👇 $0 & $7.77 OnlyFans 🎃FINDOM @jenkini.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Let’s get this 100 #reskeets in 72 hours. 💚💚💚 💚💚 💚 #TipsAppreciated
Let’s get Jenkini 100 reskeets on this photo in the next 72 hours.  Tips appreciated
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DILF_Nextdoor @dilf-nextdoor.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Good Morning!! #dilf #daddy #male #fansly #cock #horny #amateur #dadbod #solo #free #shower
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DILF_Nextdoor @dilf-nextdoor.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Who wants to play with my new toy? #dilf #daddy #male #fansly #cock #horny #amateur #dick #solo #free
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DILF_Nextdoor @dilf-nextdoor.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Epic reputation to have
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DILF_Nextdoor @dilf-nextdoor.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I watch sweat bead on the small of your back as I stroke in and out, the two of us baking in the sun. Relaxing by the pool had seemed a good way to avoid the heat of the day, but the temptation of our nearly nude forms proved too much to resist. #sveros #erotica
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DILF_Nextdoor @dilf-nextdoor.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
On the rare occasions that we are alone in the house, I feel the need to completely unravel you. We’ve no fear of being heard and your unbridled screams of pleasure are music to my ears. The day we got a noise complaint from our neighbor was the proudest of my adult life. #W1PP
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DILF_Nextdoor @dilf-nextdoor.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Name your top 5 TV shows ever. Gut feeling only. The Last of Us Andor Yellowjackets Battlestar Galactica The Acolyte LOST House of the Dragon NCIS Avatar: The Last Airbender The Good Place Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Doctor Who Bluey Game of Thrones White Collar
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DILF_Nextdoor @dilf-nextdoor.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Don’t forget the most important thing about today! “Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called fucking outside.” -Jonathan Coulton youtu.be/w1GD_T-3oLU #firstofmay #fuckingoutside #outdoorfucking #flagrantedelecto
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Jonathan Coulton - First of May (Lyrics)
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DILF_Nextdoor @dilf-nextdoor.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
May is my birthday month! If ever you have enjoyed the content I post for free, now is the time to show your appreciation. You know what to do: fansly.com/DILF_Nextdoo... throne.com/dilfbert87 #dilf #daddy #male #fansly #cock #horny #amateur #dick #solo #free #birthday #throne
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DILF_Nextdoor @dilf-nextdoor.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I just started trying to do this too. Reddit has been where I posted my first script and was able to get feedback from existing VAs
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DILF_Nextdoor @dilf-nextdoor.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Sometimes you can’t help when or where the mood strikes
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