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DILF_Nextdoor

@dilf-nextdoor.bsky.social
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Dadbod with dad jokes. First I make you groan, then I make you moan! 39|Straight|Taken|He/Him|NSFW|MDNI🔞 All are welcome! 🏳️‍🌈🌈🏳️‍⚧️ fansly.com/DILF_Nextdoor/t0 linktr.ee/DILF_Nextdoor87 Put $1 in the boner jar: cash.app/$Dilfbert87

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DILF_Nextdoor @dilf-nextdoor.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
2 is the lie. It’s only been 6 countries.
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DILF_Nextdoor @dilf-nextdoor.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Should I make this a weekly thing? Two truths and a lie: 1. My body count is <5 2. I have had sex in 10 different countries 3. I got a BJ on a public bus #twotruthsandalie #nsfwfun
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DILF_Nextdoor @dilf-nextdoor.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
The ice bucket by the bed is almost all empty. But the cubes left work well to get your nipples hard and sensitive. Water runs down the curve of your breast as I circle them until it disappears. Then bring my warm mouth down on them flicking them with my tongue, feeling their stiffness. 1/4 #sveros
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DILF_Nextdoor @dilf-nextdoor.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
On this #FatCockFriday guess whether my #cock is fatter than it is long Measured by girth (circumference) vs. length There’s a poll on my #fansly and may be prizes for people who guess correctly there! fansly.com/post/9192357... #dilf #daddy #bwc #dick #hung #thick #big #thickdick #fcf #fatcock
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DILF_Nextdoor @dilf-nextdoor.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
“Is this the address?” The house looked unassuming from the outside. But that may be the idea. As soon as the doors opened the smell of sex overwhelmed you. Bodies writhed on top of each other in every available space. “You ready, babe? Babe? How do you have a dick in your mouth already?” #sveros
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DILF_Nextdoor @dilf-nextdoor.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
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DILF_Nextdoor @dilf-nextdoor.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
For #Pride I want to support the great #LGBTQIA+ #SWers on here Tip or sub an LGBTQIA+ creator this month, have them verify, and I’ll match it with a free sub to my #Fansly If you are an age verified LGBTQIA+ SWer and will corroborate a tip with me, comment on or quote this post #LoveisLove
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DILF_Nextdoor @dilf-nextdoor.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Hard to believe I’ve been on here almost a year!
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DILF_Nextdoor @dilf-nextdoor.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
If you have ever considered checking out, my #Fansly, now is the time. There’re only seven hours left on the discounts for my birthday month! fansly.com/DILF_Nextdoo... #dilf #daddy #male #discount #cock #horny #amateur #dick #solo #nsfw #dadbod
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DILF_Nextdoor @dilf-nextdoor.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
3 was the lie. I didn’t get divorced until I was 26 🤣 If you want to hear about the other two, send me a DM 😏
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DILF_Nextdoor @dilf-nextdoor.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
No one has more guesses?
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DILF_Nextdoor @dilf-nextdoor.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Two truths and a lie: 1. I’ve fucked in more than 1 public library 2. I once exchanged nudes with a random match on Words With Friends 3. I was divorced by age 24 #twotruthsandalie #nsfwfun
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DILF_Nextdoor @dilf-nextdoor.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
My fingers trace down your side to that divot above your hip. I’m being gentle now but I imagine how I’ll grip you there later. Using the perfect curve of your hips to slam harder into you. You lean back against me as if having the same thoughts. I can’t wait to get home. #eroticle #erotica
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DILF_Nextdoor @dilf-nextdoor.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
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DILF_Nextdoor @dilf-nextdoor.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I kissed my way down her body, lifted her legs onto my shoulders, and inhaled deeply the scent of her. “But it’s your birthday,” she protested weakly. “Yes, and that’s why I get to have my favorite treat,” I replied before devouring her until she screamed. Possibly based on a true story…
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DILF_Nextdoor @dilf-nextdoor.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
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Harmony @harmonycorrupted.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
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Harmony @harmonycorrupted.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
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DILF_Nextdoor @dilf-nextdoor.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Waking up from a good dream with a hard cock that won’t quit. Please come give me a hand. I want to make that dream a reality… #dilf #daddy #male #fansly #morningwood #horny #amateur #solo #straight #cock #dadbod #nsfw
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DILF_Nextdoor @dilf-nextdoor.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Birthday Twin!
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DILF_Nextdoor @dilf-nextdoor.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Returning to the present is always jarring. My apartment feels cold and unused. No one spends much time “now” anymore. I cross another name off my list, basking in the memory of her. Despite wide access to time travel, few use it to go fuck the hottest people throughout history. Such a waste. #W1PP
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DILF_Nextdoor @dilf-nextdoor.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Good Morning!! #dilf #daddy #male #fansly #cock #horny #amateur #dadbod #solo #free #shower
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DILF_Nextdoor @dilf-nextdoor.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Who wants to play with my new toy? #dilf #daddy #male #fansly #cock #horny #amateur #dick #solo #free
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DILF_Nextdoor @dilf-nextdoor.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I watch sweat bead on the small of your back as I stroke in and out, the two of us baking in the sun. Relaxing by the pool had seemed a good way to avoid the heat of the day, but the temptation of our nearly nude forms proved too much to resist. #sveros #erotica
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DILF_Nextdoor @dilf-nextdoor.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
On the rare occasions that we are alone in the house, I feel the need to completely unravel you. We’ve no fear of being heard and your unbridled screams of pleasure are music to my ears. The day we got a noise complaint from our neighbor was the proudest of my adult life. #W1PP
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DILF_Nextdoor @dilf-nextdoor.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Name your top 5 TV shows ever. Gut feeling only. The Last of Us Andor Yellowjackets Battlestar Galactica The Acolyte LOST House of the Dragon NCIS Avatar: The Last Airbender The Good Place Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Doctor Who Bluey Game of Thrones White Collar
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DILF_Nextdoor @dilf-nextdoor.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Don’t forget the most important thing about today! “Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called fucking outside.” -Jonathan Coulton youtu.be/w1GD_T-3oLU #firstofmay #fuckingoutside #outdoorfucking #flagrantedelecto
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DILF_Nextdoor @dilf-nextdoor.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
May is my birthday month! If ever you have enjoyed the content I post for free, now is the time to show your appreciation. You know what to do: fansly.com/DILF_Nextdoo... throne.com/dilfbert87 #dilf #daddy #male #fansly #cock #horny #amateur #dick #solo #free #birthday #throne
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DILF_Nextdoor @dilf-nextdoor.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
“When you say ‘destroy me’ you-“ “I mean destroy me. Physically and mentally. Leave me whimpering in a puddle of spit, sweat, and cum, shaking and out of breath, muscles aching, my holes stretched and sore, my mind numb, no thoughts but still wanting more.” “Babe, we’re at the post office.” #sveros
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DILF_Nextdoor @dilf-nextdoor.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Even her husband doesn’t know about her secret room. The panel at the back of her closet is hidden well and it’s not a large space. It is soundproof, covered in soft rugs and cushions, has bookshelves filled with smut, and dildos of every shape and size imaginable. Her own little escape. #sveros
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DILF_Nextdoor @dilf-nextdoor.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
The game is simple: If you cum, you’re out. You get to watch. In a group this size there are so many hands and mouths you can get lost. Constantly edged, each victory extends the denial. The last person pulses in my hand streams of triumph hit my chest. I earn my reward from the watchers. #sveros
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DILF_Nextdoor @dilf-nextdoor.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
“Ok now bend at the waist. Good. I can see you’re getting more definition in your hamstrings and glutes.” “Did you just tell me I have a nice ass and legs?” “Purely from a professional standpoint, of course.” “And how would you like to feel them in a less professional capacity?” “Very much...” #W1PP
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DILF_Nextdoor @dilf-nextdoor.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
The cocktail hit him in the face harder than he expected. Spluttering, he wiped his eyes before pursuing her. Just as she reached the car he spun her around pressing her back against it. “That was quite the performance, babe.” “It’s hot watching you flirt.” “You’re sexy when you’re jealous.” #sveros
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DILF_Nextdoor @dilf-nextdoor.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
*Ding-a-Ling* “Welcome to Sex Drive! Can I help you?“ “Um, I saw this ad for the ‘BJ Discount: Last and Save’? “Mm, yes. It’s just how it sounds. A 10% discount for every minute you last getting a blow job.” “Who gives the blow jobs?” “Me. And no one has lasted a full minute yet. Can you?” #sveros
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DILF_Nextdoor @dilf-nextdoor.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Good #MonochromeMonday Morning! Remember that even a dull grey day can be sexy with the right company! #dilf #daddy #dadbod #male #fansly #cock #horny #amateur #hairy #solo #mcm
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DILF_Nextdoor @dilf-nextdoor.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Am I the only one who finds this image oddly suggestive?
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DILF_Nextdoor @dilf-nextdoor.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I just want a couple of soft cheeks to nestle this morning wood between while I wrap my arm around your waist and rub your tummy on a Saturday morning. Is that too much to ask? #dilf #daddy #male #fansly #cock #horny #amateur #dick #solo #free #dadbod #morningwood #cuddle
A sleepy DILF Nextdoor lays in bed grasping a visible hardon through his loose fitting grey shorts. A sleepy DILF Nextdoor lays shirtless in bed with a visible hardon in his loose fitting grey shorts.
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DILF_Nextdoor @dilf-nextdoor.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
“Well good morning!” “Ugh- I was a bit tipsy last night huh?” “Tipsy? You were drunk.” “Did I embarrass myself?” “No more than usual.” “Did we…” “No! You think I’d do that?” “Oh…“ “Wait, did you want to?” “I mean I had kind of hoped but I guess I ruined-” “Take your fucking clothes off.” #sveros
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DILF_Nextdoor @dilf-nextdoor.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
She knelt in the back room of the club. Open doors meant anyone could come in. Written across her chest in big bold letters were the words “FEED THE CUMSLUT”. There was a line. She was already covered in drool and cum when I approached, but her eyes begged for more. How could I deny her? #sveros
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DILF_Nextdoor @dilf-nextdoor.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Ugh! How could your favorite toy be missing? It’s always in this drawer. Except when in use, of course. You panic. You used it in the bathroom you share. You hear the shower from the hall. Your roommate is in there. And another sound. Buzzing? You smile and open the door, “may I join you?” #sveros
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DILF_Nextdoor @dilf-nextdoor.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I panicked at your confession. You needed space, so I gave it. When you called again, I was ready. I saw hurt in your eyes that words couldn’t comfort. So I kissed you. Your eyes widened, then you melted. But your hands were urgent. Clinging like I’d leave again. So I whispered, “I’m yours.” #W1PP
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DILF_Nextdoor @dilf-nextdoor.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Little is left to the imagination through these shorts. But if you wanna see more, you know where to find me 😉 #testicletuesday #balls #nuts #imprint #dilf #dadbod #daddy #olderman #fansly #male #solo #cock fansly.com/DILF_Nextdoo...
A picture from beneath the DILF Nextdoor focusing on his testicles which are clearly visible through nearly sheer blue shorts.
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DILF_Nextdoor @dilf-nextdoor.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
People stream from the gate. You emerge, hair a mess from a long flight. I relish in your scent as we embrace and purr into your ear how much I missed you. I parked far from any cars knowing we wouldn’t make it out of the garage. You ride me urgently as if it had been more than just a week. #sveros
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DILF_Nextdoor @dilf-nextdoor.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
“Ok, where’s the hidden camera? You’re joking right?” “Hidden? The tripod is set up. We’ll watch it together later.” “So, this is real?” “Yeah, babe. Isn’t this what you wanted?” “Yeah! But we just talk-“ “Oh, she was very willing. Now go fuck my best friend while I finger myself watching.” #sveros
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DILF_Nextdoor @dilf-nextdoor.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Basic needs: Three days without water will kill a man but I can’t go that long without tasting you. Your scent is more precious to me than oxygen. Silk pales in comparison to the softness of your thighs as they deprive my ears of sound. My eyes seek no beauty but ecstasy on your face. #sveros
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DILF_Nextdoor @dilf-nextdoor.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
When your asthmatic man comes up from between your legs short for breath and reaching for his inhaler but with a huge grin and your cum all over his face, you know how much he loves the taste of you because he’ll choose bringing you to orgasm over oxygen #sveros
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