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a legit sad witch @digitalwatches.blackskycomra.de · 05/10/2026

I'm not like the other girl dinners, I'm worse

an unhinged salad made of gushers and vegan smoked provalone on an organic arugula base. there's a clothespin attached to a bowl, which is holding one of two pairs of metal chopsticks, because I am not a fucken barbarian, I eat gushers with chopsticks like a proper lady. a sourdough start that needed TLC tonight and could not be bothered to make a loaf tonight sits idly by, menacingly

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a legit sad witch @digitalwatches.blackskycomra.de · 04/10/2026

s'pose we'll find out when it cools off enough to cut

a loaf of sourdough bread on a pumpkin-themed pie pan on my stove. my hand rests on the circular loaf, its fingernails still repping player one. the pan's lid with its pumpkin stem rests in a wok nearby, and a cookie sheet full of clothespins and the sourdough start in a jar are both visible nearby, as is a large tin of roasted sesame oil

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a legit sad witch @digitalwatches.blackskycomra.de · 01/10/2026

they hated her because she spoke the truth

five goofy little muppets climbing all over each other to get some bribes on a cardboard castle. bathory isn't there cuz this is beneath her, clearly

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a legit sad witch @digitalwatches.blackskycomra.de · 02/08/2026

Groundbreaker makes one actually, which I guess they're not literally monks but the style is pretty similar and celiacs have few beer options

a can of dunkelwerghirse by groundbreaker shown in my hand in front of a mirror and the idol of mary in the ringlight blessing my routers

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a legit sad witch @digitalwatches.blackskycomra.de · 30/05/2026

o also I got the answer to that riddle of where to get spicy food for celiacs at a chicago tournament and it's GEKI OH

a bag of geki oh's white devil popcorn sitting on a metal pen and a piece of graph paper, on a table with some of sablahn's darkroom experiments under the glass, a laptop keyboard perched on a metal stand above it, flanked by a green Rabbit Advocates mug and a TV remote (well, mostly a volume control for mnemosyne if we're being real here)

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a legit sad witch @digitalwatches.blackskycomra.de · 21/05/2026

tired witch food spell 117.41: expand leftovers pictured example: pbj fried rice with salmon and wild red arugula (j is for jerk) made from leftovers from juanita's, who makes incredible jerk salmon on rice

a plate full of food, a mixture of peanut butter, milk, arugula, celery, salmon, fried in coconut oil. a fork is sticking out of it. also visible are a bottle of pure cranberry juice, a mug filled with it, a white lithium battery pack, and a fiddle toy consisting of three concentric wheels attached by ball bearings, as well as a cutting board on a chair and some celery leaves

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a legit sad witch @digitalwatches.blackskycomra.de · 20/05/2026

what I'm mostly learning from this is that there are people who actually use cloud backups or else don't break phones nearly as often as I do

a bunch of fresh tomatoes from the garden of my pandemic house, held in a ceramic bowl kintsugi'd together (but with sugru instead of gold). plastic bins are visible in the background, demonstrating that we had still not finished moving in at that point

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a legit sad witch @digitalwatches.blackskycomra.de · 15/11/2025

guess it didn't take long to get used to the cold again

Bathroom selfie of me wearing like a little scarf vest thingie tied into a crop top layered on a tank top. Point is it's november and I still dress like this. Also there's a bunch of cool stickers

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a legit sad witch @digitalwatches.blackskycomra.de · 06/08/2025

babe what's wrong you've barely touched your pandan gummy taco

me in my kitchen at 2 AM, holding this vegan monstrosity that's been made out of leftovers from the kitchen my bf works at. it's beets, nutritional yeast, and vegan blue cheese on a plate-shaped leftover from a gummy experiment. it's surprisingly good but wtf. my shirt says spell

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a legit sad witch @digitalwatches.blackskycomra.de · 29/07/2025

Nah it wraps around eventually. Once you start using individual computers as monitors you can scale your workstation up and down modularly as needed. Some cafe tasks are one-laptop tasks, some might be three, and sometimes I forego the laptop and just bring a deck of cards

A mission control battlestation consisting of no less than seven monitors, most of them laptops. Also featured are a bamboo keyboard, stuff I've been reading lately (The Wretched of the Earth and Kill 6 Billion Demons), an exercise ball, a chinese red rabbit plushie from the year my brother got married, a small musical keyboard, a notebook, a mess of wires

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a legit sad witch @digitalwatches.blackskycomra.de · 27/07/2025

heart of the choke (collab with my mom for her birthday)

vegan gluten-free supreme pizza with mushrooms, two kinds of peppers, black olives, and artichoke hearts

featuring my mom's oven, kitchen floor, and an apron she provided, as well as my shoes, red mesh with floral embroidery from aliexpress

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a legit sad witch @digitalwatches.blackskycomra.de · 05/07/2025

they keep looking at me when it gets quiet, as if I know whether it's over

several rabbits going about their business in a purple-lit room, with their various amenities (water dishes, litterboxes of hay, cardboard boxes, waterproof carpets, a trashcan full of hay, half a wooden castle, a tiny shopping cart, mead under a table for special occasions, an air filter so smoke season doesn't kill 'em), gustavo and small lady are looking at me. babette sits in the litterbox, bathory and amuria are partially obscured by the castle bridge

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a legit sad witch @digitalwatches.blackskycomra.de · 30/06/2025

the eye that sees everything still cannot see itself

A vegan, gluten-free pizza with olive oil-based vegan cheeze, green olives, local blueberries, marinated soy curls, vietnamese pickled daikon and carrots, and lion's mane mushrooms. The sauce is homemade with tomatoes, garden herbs and red szechuan peppers

The toppings are arranged in a circle, intended to invoke a self-similar iris-like motif. In the center is a pentagram made of mushrooms

The photo is taken from above my stove, and also shows my feet in some floral printed black mesh slippers and the hem of my thai temple clothes (the elephant dress they sell you at a wot if you're not dressed modestly enough to go in

The same pizza, now sliced, showing off the vegan gruyere stuffed crust and some pots and pans on my stove. This crust is the King Arthur de-glutened 00 neopolitan wheat starch flour which is still insane to me as a celiac-sufferer. It never browns but makes a delicious crust that's both fluffy inside and hard on the outside

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a legit sad witch @digitalwatches.blackskycomra.de · 30/06/2025

a queen of swords is still a queen after all

The IDR food choice test that's been going around. Mine has the buckets ranked upper, upper middle, lower middle, lower, and middle in that order, with a clear 60.71% preference for upper class food. I think a lot of this likely has to do with having celiac's disease and eating pescatarian tbqh, but sure yea I'm royalty bitch

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a legit sad witch @digitalwatches.blackskycomra.de · 24/06/2025

when I travel, and people ask me where I'm from, my answer is more specific and more true than they tend to expect

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a legit sad witch @digitalwatches.blackskycomra.de · 22/06/2025

if you, like me, want to do a little chainletter social media game to distract you from the imminent possibility of a hot war with multiple nuclear powers involved, post an image you saved because it made you laugh

A techbro in a suit in a meditant's pose but with two images of him vomiting mirrored on either side. In a trippy font above his head is "The ayahuasca is a cruel mistress, what I saw in that jungle changed me forever..."

A word cloud around him contains "what if I'm actually harming the world. nah...", "I can disrupt anything", "wait... that's just slavery", "modular user-deliverable decentralized content strategy", "dogsharing", "venmo for ISIS", "the blockchain", "bloodsharing", "vape juice that cleans your teeth", "sexual consent... on the blockchain", "semen as coffee cream", "postmates but we hire children", "wait... that's public transit", "soylent but vape juice", "death is an ideological concept", "this economic system is doomed", "I bet it improves brain function", and "I myst escape to space before the revolution"

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a legit sad witch @digitalwatches.blackskycomra.de · 14/06/2025

simply cannot beat the allegations I guess

An unhinged and reckless tarot reading I did for myself at a local laundromat. The spread consists of a binary tree complete to a depth of four. The cards, in left-first depth-first traversal order, are the queen of swords, death, the 8 of pentacles reversed, the 9 of pentacles, the page of cups, the king of cups inverted, the ace of cups upside-down, the four of swords, the ten of swords averted, the devil, the badass (a contrivance of this edgy deck in particular, a figure of a vaguely beat-flavored edgy dude in sunglasses, positioned as XXII, and with the helpful annotations "smooth, autonomous" as additional cues to its intended semiotic connotations), the ace of swords, temperance subverted, and the four and nine of wands respectively as the rightmost branch. The countertop has a mottled blue pattern, and my black and red fish leather notebook as well as the black and red pens I used to diagram and annotate this reading are also shown, as is the box for this tarot deck, the Darkana Quality Maverick Winning Tarot by Janden Hale, which was apparently printed in India by the now defunct www.brahmaplayingcards.com, and found me by happenstance in the Revolutions Bookshop in St Johns one year ago. As this reading was for personal purposes I will not elaborate on the prompt I grew this tree with, nor the inference I drew from it, though I leave this artifact of geometric order as an exercise for your intuition if you're into that sort of thing. The observant and wise may intuit desperation or hubris in my trying to cast a bifurcating ray this deep in my causal light cone, but we live in reckless times

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a legit sad witch @digitalwatches.blackskycomra.de · 27/05/2025

I mean it broke halfway through the first one but maybe it's fixable

Amuria's eyes are seldom visible, but they are full of wonder

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a legit sad witch @digitalwatches.blackskycomra.de · 08/05/2025

bf: I made dinner me: sick, what's for dinner? bf: just beans and rice the beans and rice in question:

clip art of some daifuku mochi. his version used white bean paste so it's harder to tell what it is, so I just grabbed the first image search result I got that shows this food, but it's still a true story

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a legit sad witch @digitalwatches.blackskycomra.de · 21/04/2025

the cartwheel life is not without its price

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a legit sad witch @digitalwatches.blackskycomra.de · 27/03/2025

Reviewing some notes and it's hitting me how much of my own systems of memory rely on stuff that's not only idiosyncratic and externally illegible, but not even something I can translate for you

A dot grid notebook page with the words

Amritsr
CSIRO
-Australian DARPA
-Invented WiFi (in 1992!)

on it as well as a sketch of a woman holding several large wands (Representing the Nine of Wands and poorly portraying someone for whom this was a significant card in a reading)

There are also the quasilinguistic scribbles I often put in notes in the right margin. These are a means, like most notes, of jogging my memory later, but it's not a coherent language and I can't really explain what it means

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a legit sad witch @digitalwatches.blackskycomra.de · 15/02/2025

I celebrate my Millenial heritage at the gluten-free bakery by partaking of the most elaborate avocado toast I've ever seen Per tradition, I also contemplate its great cost, nearly one thousandth of one mortgage payment