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Digital S. Pumpkins

@digitalprophet.online
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Anti-theist, Anti-capitalist, Anti-AI. Absolute Doomer. [He, Him] * Israel is committing genocide. * Support Ukraine. * Teslas Yearn For The Flames. digitalprophet.online - Internet News un-ai.digitalprophet.online - Un AI Your Internet

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Digital S. Pumpkins @digitalprophet.online · 17h
Me with my Bluesky mutuals.
A big crowd of clowns
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Digital S. Pumpkins @digitalprophet.online · 05/10/2026
Happy Murdertober from #VidKid
It's that scene from the shining with the creepy girls. Except its now a game called REDRUM for the fictional VID-KID system.
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Digital S. Pumpkins @digitalprophet.online · 30/09/2026
I don't use last.fm so I had to hand make one. It was easier than you might think. (this is sort of a joke,there is also some glitch mob in there somewhere.)
a 5x5 grid of albums. its all Poe. "This Road" from Alan Wake 2 is in heavy rotation, as is "Haunted." "Hello" not so much I like it fine but I listened to it non-stop in the 90s.
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Digital S. Pumpkins @digitalprophet.online · 29/09/2026
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Digital S. Pumpkins @digitalprophet.online · 29/09/2026
VP Loss
Eric Schmitt's clown act, with the poster behind him changed to reflect his loss of VP candidacy.
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Digital S. Pumpkins @digitalprophet.online · 29/09/2026
Eric Schmitt's clown act, replaced with the greatest image of the 2016 election year: JEB!
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Digital S. Pumpkins @digitalprophet.online · 28/09/2026
home depot's last twitter post under the post of an incredibly racist chud.Mcdonald's last twitter post under the post of an incredibly racist chud.Disney's last twitter post under the post of an incredibly racist chud.
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Digital S. Pumpkins @digitalprophet.online · 28/09/2026
and here it is in layers just to make it extra easy. I think bsky kills transparency so you'll have to recut it probably.
the back layer of a bernie talking to nothing image.the top layer of a bernie talking to nothing image.
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Digital S. Pumpkins @digitalprophet.online · 28/09/2026
Here's a blank if anyone wants it.
A picture of Bernie Sanders talking to nobody and nothing.
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Digital S. Pumpkins @digitalprophet.online · 27/09/2026
Oh hey I haven't had an opportunity to post this guy in a while.
A smiley face giving a thumbs up with the caption "Good news, this is a self correcting problem!"
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Digital S. Pumpkins @digitalprophet.online · 27/09/2026
Werner Herzog
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Digital S. Pumpkins @digitalprophet.online · 25/09/2026
These aren't my all time favorite games (though they're all pretty high up there) but they are the ones that I grew up with, the metric by which I judge all video games since. I still install master of magic on every computer. It's my version of solitaire.
A grid of games: Might And Magic World of Xeen (4 & 5 combined), Master Of Magic, Star Control II, Quest For Glory 2, Wing Commander Privateer, The 7th Guest, Riven, Mortal Kombat 2, and Starcraft 1.
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Digital S. Pumpkins @digitalprophet.online · 25/09/2026
Do you ever get frustrated that your OS sucks, but not in a consistent way, like sometimes, it isn't a big flaming pile of shit? Well, boy howdy does newegg have a deal for you.
A screenshot from a newegg ad I got in my email for windows 11 pro. the bullet points read "instantly productive" "smarter collaboration" and "reassuringly consistent." the price is $179.99.
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Digital S. Pumpkins @digitalprophet.online · 24/09/2026
This is the first block list I ever got put on and I love it to death. I DO say shitlib! Haha, so nostalgic.
A block list by @dethveggie.bsky.social called "People who use 'shitlib' as a pejorative and other know-nothings" with the caption "'know-nothings' is quite a big grab bag, including, amongst others, Tankies, Nazis, Trumpists, TERFs and other bigots, people who say 'scratch a liberal' or 'genocide joe', etc..."
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Digital S. Pumpkins @digitalprophet.online · 23/09/2026
A picture of masterchief in the rain, mimicking the Halo "believe" campaign, except it says "disbelief."
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Digital S. Pumpkins @digitalprophet.online · 22/09/2026
Look what showed up from across the pond. @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social
Everything Will Swallow You by Tom Cox
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Digital S. Pumpkins @digitalprophet.online · 22/09/2026
Bro we need your vote. I hate the war too. But the Democrats want to Trans your Istor
The Transistor (sword) from the game "Transistor," by Supergiant, being held by Red.
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Digital S. Pumpkins @digitalprophet.online · 22/09/2026
I guess this is a thing people are doing? my9animes.com/en
"My 9 Animes"

Black Lagoon, Hellsing, Darker Than Black, Ghost In The Shell: Stand Alone Complex, Moriarty The Patriot, Jormungand, Durarara!!, Dead Mount Death Play, Railgun.
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Digital S. Pumpkins @digitalprophet.online · 22/09/2026
You just have to find the right artist. Sexy Kermit by @sarkastiklover.bsky.social:
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Digital S. Pumpkins @digitalprophet.online · 22/09/2026
I stand corrected. It is indeed a skill issue. Sexy Kermit, as drawn and inked by @sarkastiklover.bsky.social
Sexy Kermit as drawn and inked by @sarkastiklover.bsky.social
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Digital S. Pumpkins @digitalprophet.online · 21/09/2026
The happiest pirate in the whole world.
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Digital S. Pumpkins @digitalprophet.online · 19/09/2026
AM I DOING IT WILL THE CHUDS LIKE ME NOW
zoomed in crazy eyes
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Digital S. Pumpkins @digitalprophet.online · 18/09/2026
A screenshot of a tweet by @hormuzLetter which reads "BREAKING: For the first time since the Iran war began, JPMorgan says it no longer has a baseline view on oil, writing 'we simply don't know how to model the endgame,' and that the assumption that the Middle East disruptions are temporary is 'becoming increasingly difficult to sustain,' per JPMorgan Global Research.

The bank says it had assumed there were economic red lines the Trump administration would be unwilling to cross, and that six months later 'many of those lines have been crossed, yet the exit strategy is less clear, not more.'

Chevron's CEO said this week the Great fuel crisis has officially arrived, as Trump officials continue to claim the disruption temporary."A screenshot of a tweet by @megatron which reads: "BREAKING: 🇺🇸 Exxon Mobil has shut down one of the largest diesel refineries in the US, 

The refinery produces ~11 million gallons of gasoline and diesel fuel per day, 

The company announces that the reason is an outage issues."
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Digital S. Pumpkins @digitalprophet.online · 18/09/2026
Where I do my posting from
An exterior shot of the American Clown Museum & School.
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Digital S. Pumpkins @digitalprophet.online · 17/09/2026
pluralistic.net/2026/09/17/p...
A screenshot from Cory Doctorow's Sept 17th post. It reads:

"Conservative political victories are always followed by economic misery for the conservative base, because the senior partners in the conservative coalition are the bosses who get richer by making workers poorer. Conservative rulers try to offset this with spectacular acts of cruelty against disfavored minorities, but this tactic only carries so far. Eventually, the electorate notices that despite terrorizing migrants and trans people, diesel is now $10/gallon and the guy responsible is now $1.4b richer than he was before the election."
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Digital S. Pumpkins @digitalprophet.online · 16/09/2026
An advertisement for the fictional show "THE TORMENT NEXUS" coming soon to netflix. Starring Kevin Sorbo, Joker, specifically as portrayed by Jared Leto, and Jared Fogel from Subway.
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Digital S. Pumpkins @digitalprophet.online · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: Racist South African band "The Soapgirls" have agreed to join the Ed Sheeran tour.
A picture of an absolute shitshow from South Africa.
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Digital S. Pumpkins @digitalprophet.online · 14/09/2026
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Digital S. Pumpkins @digitalprophet.online · 14/09/2026
A screenshot from a Beaverton headline that reads "Tech oligarchs agree calling AI 'too dangerous' way cooler than just admitting it doesn't work"
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Digital S. Pumpkins @digitalprophet.online · 11/09/2026
looool
a screenshot from the steam AI fest where a sub heading reads "See game's that used ai to create artwork."
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Digital S. Pumpkins @digitalprophet.online · 09/09/2026
A bumper sticker that reads "TWO THINGS EVERY AMERICAN SHOULD KNOW HOW TO USE - NEITHER OF WHICH ARE TAUGHT IN SCHOOLS" 

In the center are two symbols from the Cthulhu Mythos: The Elder Sign and the Symbol of Hastur, the King In Yellow.
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Digital S. Pumpkins @digitalprophet.online · 05/09/2026
this is disgusting.
the to influental bluesky list thing, showing will stancil somehow above dril
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Digital S. Pumpkins @digitalprophet.online · 04/09/2026
MORE!
A screenshot of the "38 most influential bluesky posters" showing Derek Guy at #7.
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Digital S. Pumpkins @digitalprophet.online · 28/08/2026
The Pedo Industry
A federal judge has ruled that the First Amendment protects an individual's right to privately possess child sexual abuse content created using Al if it does not depict a real person and remains in the home.
On Tuesday, Judge John Z. Lee of the U.S. Court of Appeals for the 7th District ruled that the First Amendment protects an individual's right to privately possess images or videos of child sexual abuse created using artificial intelligence if the material does not depict a real person and remains in the home. In his ruling, Judge Lee urged the Supreme Court to reconsider the issue of virtual abuse material of children in the age of Al, suggesting that technological advances complicate existing legal precedent.
The case Lee ruled on came about in 2024 when the Department of Justice brought charges against Steven Anderegg, alleging that he used Al to create thousands of explicit images of children. He was accused of breaking federal obscenity laws by producing, distributing and possessing obscene visual depictions of minors engaged in sexually explicit conduct. Anderegg sought to have the possession and production charges dismissed under the First Amendment. Last year, a judge in the Western District of Wisconsin agreed to dismiss the possession charge, prompting the federal prosecutors to appeal.
Lee, in his ruling upholding the lower court's decision, cited the precedent set by Supreme Court rulings from 1969 and 2002. One held that individuals have a right to possess obscenity in the privacy of their home. The other found that "virtual" child sexual abuse material, not depicting a real person is not child pornography.
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Digital S. Pumpkins @digitalprophet.online · 27/08/2026
"If we knew what we were doing, we wouldn't be here!"
Lake Ontario renamed to "Lake Bob and Doug McKenzie."
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Digital S. Pumpkins @digitalprophet.online · 27/08/2026
Welcome to Bluesky. Please familiarize yourself with the following accounts to understand the range of opinions it is acceptable to express
Statler & Waldorf from the Muppet Show
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Digital S. Pumpkins @digitalprophet.online · 25/08/2026
lol
A screenshot from reddit showing post after post about Raekwon visiting Palantir. None of the posts are positive.
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Digital S. Pumpkins @digitalprophet.online · 25/08/2026
Jeff Bezos giving a thumbs up, labeled "You're welcome."
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Digital S. Pumpkins @digitalprophet.online · 25/08/2026
WINK
Oh you know the one.

A scientist PFP winking
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Digital S. Pumpkins @digitalprophet.online · 24/08/2026
new awesome PFP from @sarkastiklover.bsky.social. I am really enjoying different artists' take on "me, in a hood." This is kinda my favorite thing. that's @kirkaskaraff.bsky.social @namioshiro.bsky.social and @cigaradd.bsky.social
"A older guy with a longish white beard wearing a dark colored hoodie. He should look disappointed and/or frustrated with everyone and everything." by @cigaradd.bsky.socialAn old bearded guy in a hoodie (with "punch more nazis" on the front) by @namioshiro.bsky.social"An old bearded guy in a hood, drawn in your own style" by @kirkaskaraff.bsky.social
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Digital S. Pumpkins @digitalprophet.online · 24/08/2026
BREAKING
Andrew Tate with Gilderoy Lockhart's hair.
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Digital S. Pumpkins @digitalprophet.online · 21/08/2026
A guy will just come periodically and pick up your change and add it to your account.
A drawing of a bronze cast bank model, in which people are invited to "drop their small accumulations" and then a collector will show up at your house and collect your change from the bank and add it to your account at the real bank.
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Digital S. Pumpkins @digitalprophet.online · 21/08/2026
I like this reuse of a "W" Olde timey ads are the best.
An olde-timey add for hardware, specifically tools. the "W" is two rows, and is reused on both lines. It reads "Which are fully covered by guarantee as to quality, we deliver to all parts to he city. Give us a call."
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Digital S. Pumpkins @digitalprophet.online · 21/08/2026
a screenshot of a post which reads "These are such frustrating times, when corporations are cutting corners by adopting AI before it is even ready."

The words "before it is even ready." have been crossed out.
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Digital S. Pumpkins @digitalprophet.online · 20/08/2026
What's your favorite Bible verse? wrong answers only.
From the Book of Johnny, verse 5:A

"Imagine four balls on the edge of a cliff. Say a direct copy of the ball nearest the cliff is sent to the back of the line of balls and takes the place of the first ball. The formerly first ball becomes the second, the second becomes the third, and the fourth falls off the cliff.

Time works the same way."
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Digital S. Pumpkins @digitalprophet.online · 17/08/2026
Sadly, Im not sure how many 10-13 year olds know or care about AI infecting their game. That's the age range for people who play Fortnite, right? ...right?
the "change the world for the better, right?" meme from star wars, blank.
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Digital S. Pumpkins @digitalprophet.online · 16/08/2026
The best characters in the show have a short-lived spinoff.
The Lone Gunmen from the x-files, sitting in a van.
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Digital S. Pumpkins @digitalprophet.online · 16/08/2026
logging on to bluesky ...and coming to the sudden realization that my account is just reposts of @karlbode.com posts.
Keanu strapped into a massive, ridiculous VR helmet for the film Johnny Mnemonic. He's gritting his teeth.
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Digital S. Pumpkins @digitalprophet.online · 14/08/2026
uh oh, Penchat I buy uni-ball signo 207s by the box now that I can't steal them from the office.
a uni-ball signo 207 pen. Micro (0.5mm) size.
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Digital S. Pumpkins @digitalprophet.online · 14/08/2026
A screenshot from Mortal Kombat II in which Dan Forden has been replaced by Chris Deleon in a suit. Instead of "toasty!!" the caption is "Korporatality!!"
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