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Valéry Giscard d'Estaing

@diffractiongrating.bsky.social
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I am Iridescent on Twitter but some random took that here. François Mitterrand retire bitch. (I'm Australian) (they/them) 🏳️‍🌈

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Valéry Giscard d'Estaing @diffractiongrating.bsky.social · 8h
Fun old signs time.
Old sign in a theatre which reads "please place your cigarettes in the ash trays, the floor coverings are easily damaged"
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Valéry Giscard d'Estaing @diffractiongrating.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
After a day of Anglicanism yesterday today we went to the railway museum.
A close up of the sign on a railway car for transporting fish before they had refrigerated cars
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Valéry Giscard d'Estaing @diffractiongrating.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Caught up on the "lesbian bar" discourse and I refuse to believe any of that happened.
Homer Simpson realising "this lesbian bar doesn't have a fire exit"
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Valéry Giscard d'Estaing @diffractiongrating.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What's going on with this guy?
A grotesque of a demon with a frog crawling out of its mouth and a fish in its hand and a man's face in its crotch. How grotesque!
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Valéry Giscard d'Estaing @diffractiongrating.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
York Minster!
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Valéry Giscard d'Estaing @diffractiongrating.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Enjoying my seat at the Dolly Parton memorial table at the York vinyl café (Forty Five Vinyl Café).
A cafe table with a glass top with pictures of Dolly Parton records under the glass and some coffees and paraphernalia on top
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Valéry Giscard d'Estaing @diffractiongrating.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What a street!
Street sign for Whip Ma Whop Ma GatePlaque explaining Whip Ma Whop Ma Gate
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Valéry Giscard d'Estaing @diffractiongrating.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Finally, some normal swans.
Pub picture sign of a black swanPub words sign of a black swan
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Valéry Giscard d'Estaing @diffractiongrating.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
😌
A glass of orange wine and a bowl of olives
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Valéry Giscard d'Estaing @diffractiongrating.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Scotland is pretty. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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Valéry Giscard d'Estaing @diffractiongrating.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I made a new friend.
A little highland cow that's too young to have its horns yet being patted through a fence by me
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Valéry Giscard d'Estaing @diffractiongrating.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I can't believe they made a real statue of the NIST SI mascot.
Statue of KelvinA cartoon of an old man who doesn't really look that much like Kelvin if I'm being honest but it's supposed to be him from the NIST "superheroes of SI"
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Valéry Giscard d'Estaing @diffractiongrating.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Arrived in Northern Ireland and then immediately encountered loud screaming. It turns out there is a wrestling match in the train station.
A crowd watching a wrestling match in a train station
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Valéry Giscard d'Estaing @diffractiongrating.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
There was a beautiful exhibition of parliamentary book binding at the Georgian society of Dublin. Sadly it closed an hour ago so I can't recommend it but please enjoy these pictures.
Lovely ornate book bindingLovely ornate book binding, spine Lovely ornate book binding
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Valéry Giscard d'Estaing @diffractiongrating.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Do you have your own island?
The sign of a small ferry, the Clew Bay Queen, that goes to Clare Island Scenic greenery and blue skyGreen grass, sea, skyGrass and in the distance a ruin
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Valéry Giscard d'Estaing @diffractiongrating.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
🐑
A sheep
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Valéry Giscard d'Estaing @diffractiongrating.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Contae Mhaigh Eo sure is green.
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Valéry Giscard d'Estaing @diffractiongrating.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
How improbable.
A white swan standing with its wings spread on a weir
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Valéry Giscard d'Estaing @diffractiongrating.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The snails here are yellow. What a world.
A snail with a yellow shell with a black spiral
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Valéry Giscard d'Estaing @diffractiongrating.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Because it's on every menu here I have had some chowder. It's nice but all I can think of is:
Freddie Quimby "say it right" to the French waiter
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Valéry Giscard d'Estaing @diffractiongrating.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I met Frank the axolotl.
A light pink axolotl A light pink axolotl A light pink axolotl
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Valéry Giscard d'Estaing @diffractiongrating.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
George Galloway exists in the Duolingo universe.
Duolingo exercise that translates to "that man is pretending to be a cat"
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Valéry Giscard d'Estaing @diffractiongrating.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Stop fucking saying "enshittification" Jesus Christ you sound like a kid who just discovered swearing and is trying to sound cool.
Homer singing "If you're happy and you know it / Say a swear..."
And the kids reply with "boobs" and "hiney"
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Valéry Giscard d'Estaing @diffractiongrating.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Was the Grynk there?
General Alexus Grynkewich, whose name tag is almost visible on his uniform
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Valéry Giscard d'Estaing @diffractiongrating.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
That movie with Ryan Gosling, you know, he has a cool jacket, what's it called...
Theatre listing for "The Car Man"
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Valéry Giscard d'Estaing @diffractiongrating.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Now that I think about it, I'm surprised there isn't American flag pig.
The Danish pigs (Husum Red Pied) that are sort of Danish flag patterned
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Valéry Giscard d'Estaing @diffractiongrating.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I read this book about Kim Il Sung and there are, if I counted correctly, 49 different people named Kim listed in the Kimdex I mean index.
Accidental Tyrant by Fyodor Tertitskiy
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Valéry Giscard d'Estaing @diffractiongrating.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I love how much Proust hates chapters.
Table of contents for The Guermantes Way which has part one 1, part two chapter one 359, chapter two 398 and then notes 695
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Valéry Giscard d'Estaing @diffractiongrating.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
New footage of Nathan Cofnas revealed:
The comic where a guy yells "where the fuck is your chin" at a pathetic racist
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Valéry Giscard d'Estaing @diffractiongrating.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I have been lax about posting the movies I've seen but I saw this and it's good. If you have ever been 19 and stupid you will see yourself in Tony (note: I was punched in the face less). Try not to think about his future.
Poster for the movie Tony with Chef, Tony and Sal lined up in the kitchen
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Valéry Giscard d'Estaing @diffractiongrating.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
It's giving:
Braco, a Croatian "healer" with a "healing" "gaze". He has long grey hair. If you didn't know he was a crackpot he could look like a pleasant uncle.
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Valéry Giscard d'Estaing @diffractiongrating.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Make references to "Bryan" be to Bryan Ferry again.
B&W Bryan Ferry in black tie
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Valéry Giscard d'Estaing @diffractiongrating.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Have decided to listen to Roxy Music tonight and have been reminded that Bryan Ferry was hot.
Young Bryan Ferry in a cool jacket smoking. I think he's hot
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Valéry Giscard d'Estaing @diffractiongrating.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Americans really can't do anything without imagining a burger.
Part of a book about the South Sea Bubble which is on the "here's why it's still relevant!!" chapter where the author, an American, literally asks you to imagine a hamburger, bought on credit, which is what Alexis de Tocqueville would have wanted
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Valéry Giscard d'Estaing @diffractiongrating.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Is the tram allowed to say that?
Tram doors with an ad that when closed says "PROOF" but they are open so it says "POOF"
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Valéry Giscard d'Estaing @diffractiongrating.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Answering the 50th phone call of the day from someone who realises they have invested in a company propping up and propped up by a bubble run by someone who went to jail for insider trading.
LinkedIn post for Senior Manager, Investor Relations at Firmus. It says I could be a top applicant.
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Valéry Giscard d'Estaing @diffractiongrating.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Can I get uhhhhh...
A poster at a tea shop for a "grape salted cheese milk" with pictures of grapes, Swiss cheese and a milky drink which is purple. There is some writing in Chinese anyone who can read it is welcome to clarify.
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Valéry Giscard d'Estaing @diffractiongrating.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I bought cinema tickets but sure, I guess it can share my popcorn.
Clare, thanks for your purchase

Clare, adopt a whale & receive a bonus plush!

Adopt a whale with WWF and support vital conservation efforts that give vulnerable marine wildlife a better chance of survival.

Button in gold that says "Adopt a whale" | Button in charcoal grey that says "Decline"
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Valéry Giscard d'Estaing @diffractiongrating.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Even if they did see it and could get past being mad about the black people I don't think they'd get it.
Garfield looking at a sign with his own face with a big no symbol over it captioned "huh. I wonder who that's for".
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Valéry Giscard d'Estaing @diffractiongrating.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Some highlights:
When it comes to gambling, the IRGC learned the Islamic Republic's most lucrative lesson early: declare something illegal, then control both the prohibition and the black market.

Miad Maleki, former associate director of the Office of Foreign Assets ControlThe most Dubai expat looking guy (bleached hair, tattoos) except he was expelled from Dubai. Read the article about who he is.
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Valéry Giscard d'Estaing @diffractiongrating.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I can never remember which of bull and bear is supposed to be the good one because both animals can kill you with violence and irrationality.
Grayson Perry's Animal Spirit, a woodblock print of hideous bull bear hybrid with assorted financial and economic metaphors represented visually around and inside it
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Valéry Giscard d'Estaing @diffractiongrating.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
There is an obvious solution to this.
The flight attendants from the Air Afrikaans sketch looking disappointed and combative
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Valéry Giscard d'Estaing @diffractiongrating.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
The tallest building in the southern hemisphere!
View of Jakarta View of Jakarta Sign for up at Thamrin NineLift speedo showing 548 m/minute
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Valéry Giscard d'Estaing @diffractiongrating.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
The first escalator in Indonesia!
The escalator The escalator
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Valéry Giscard d'Estaing @diffractiongrating.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Got out of the Grab to walk the last five minutes. #justjakartathings
A street market stall with some vegetables A small motorbike piled like two metres high with cardboard boxes
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Valéry Giscard d'Estaing @diffractiongrating.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Jakarta!
Stained glass window in a Dutch East Indies era building
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Valéry Giscard d'Estaing @diffractiongrating.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Did we order too much Javanese sushi? Who can say.
A very large ornate platter thing with figureheads full of sushi
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Valéry Giscard d'Estaing @diffractiongrating.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Konperensi Asia Afrika!
Gedung merdeka
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Valéry Giscard d'Estaing @diffractiongrating.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Exciting developments in corporate IT policy.
Microsoft Excel dialogue box that says opening a .xls file is blocked by the Trust Centre
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Valéry Giscard d'Estaing @diffractiongrating.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Kanye water bottle tweet
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