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Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Also ignore the hermit/lockdown beard, I am sourcing a new trimmer🫰

Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Well fuck me it was close at the end, but we only went & won Granted Aaron did pick entry fee, still it wasnt the wine #DidntTheyDoWelly #BigCampQuiz A nice send off for Topsie before she fly's out to China for the next 6 week leg of Chicago

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Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Yay Troys been replaced

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Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Fuck sake I'd convinced myself the new season of haunted hotel started today😭 But it's next week

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Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Wait a whole damn minute is that cunt Bravermans family Mauritian🧐? She can get wrecked😒

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Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

🫦I think my ears just popped my cold might be finally going🙌

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Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Let's be fair Paris and KY are both terrible people #DragRaceUK

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Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Had a ticklely chesty cough for the last couple days, I will say the cough syrup that the pharmacy sold me does most definitely have a laxative effect 🫤

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Cartoon Character's Shocked Poop Moment

ALT: Cartoon Character's Shocked Poop Moment

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Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

been waiting in all day for some doughnuts to be delivered, that I ordered on Saturday. checked back on their website as it was gone the delivery window.... and they apparently dont do deliveries on Mondays! So I have to wait till tomorrow

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Upset Woman Crying

ALT: Upset Woman Crying

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Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Well fuck me, after weeks of edging we only went and finally won! #DidntTheyDoWelly #BigCampQuiz and thanks to @paulymagicpants.bsky.social finger work we got the jackpot🙌🫰 Fanks Topsie for being a lovely host as always in your international fashions all the way from Japan 🗾 💃

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Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Has anyone actually added her number on WhatsApp to see what happens?👀

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Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

#Rant so first they stopped carrying the Chocolate & Coconut granola, which was delicious, in favour of the rank White Chocolate & Raspberry version. And now they've brought out a new one which is a mix between the 2, and its just awful 🤮 Yes I can taste the difference, and its worse 😒

Sainsbury Taste the difference, Freefrom Chocolate and Coconut granola box

disgusting tasting Sainsbury Taste the difference Free from Chocolate Hazelnut and raspberry granola

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Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

did I miss the Kash Patel fucks animals bit?

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Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Yeah I went with Eyes and Guts, and then its a toss up between Heart and Lungs

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Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Yes important to understand your privilege etc when giving critiques But also gurl, your talent was just bad💁‍♂️🫰 #DragRaceUK

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Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Arrived at the station 30mins early cos I cycled faster than I thought For all the trains to be fucked😮‍💨

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Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Right! I could understand it being a character from Poirot or something I'm the 60s or 70s. It's as soon as there is a hint the character is possibly queer he gets a look and starts making comments 😒

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Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

🥲 It's almost every episode "she's a bit of a slag" "get these disgusting faggots away from me" "can you believe this old person has a sex life, it's sick and wrong"

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Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

So after finishing Poirot and Marple I've moved onto the next cosy murder show.... Midsomer Murders My god Troy is an unlikeable creepy bigot isnt he😒🤢 When does he leave/die?

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Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

But not a fun pirate🥲 I actually look like Jeff Innocent if he had hair😅

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Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I apparently don't suit dangly earrings🤷‍♂️ I look like a pirate

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Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Can we have another heatwave please 🥶 Ps I reserve the right to complain it too hot in a few weeks when it happens

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Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Gross there appears to be a football match going on at the local stadium. I can hear the roundy DV chanting🤢

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Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Well this is being an evening First cute little local gay pub Then Buzz Attack Now at Spread Eagle karaoke bar in Shoreditch ✌️

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Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Yay!🙌 Go team We finally won, and got the jackpot👑

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Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Whoops that was swipe typed🫣 Ahem That doesn't sound very vegetarian...

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Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

They died sooner vegetarian...

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Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I didn't last long to be fair But every little helps

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Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Girls It's raining 😍

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Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Why is some cunt setting off fireworks at midnight We all got that stupid fucking alert last week😮‍💨😒

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Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Wait is that why set them up? To tell people not to have BBQs? I thought it was meant to be oh btw there's a nuke heading for the country rip✌️

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Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Well she took 3 hrs to clean the kitchen😬

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Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Nope done that one as well🤓

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Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Boom and that's Poirot finished I'd already done Marple I think I've done most of Miss Marple, but I feel I'm going to have to check😮‍💨

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Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

so the hovel has finally gotten to me, so I have got a cleaner coming round tomorrow to try and make the house look less....🤮 getting the scaries that I should have requested a hoarder deep clean 🙈

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T1 Trainspotting

ALT: T1 Trainspotting

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Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

my heart is racing so much I might cry I just walked past Robins room and there was a massive spider on the door🤢 But I was a brave boy (I'm 42) and got up the nerve; killed it and yeeted that bitch out the window😮‍💨

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Sumire Flustered in Boruto

ALT: Sumire Flustered in Boruto

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Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

So last night either these were phishing emails or some wacko used my email address to signup to Walmart to buy some random shit But then they were cancelled as they already flagged them as potential fraud

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Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Playing it well would be productive.... So maybe something else🤭

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Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Did someone get the grout?

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Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

I'm moist and tired But I am thankfully on a train home🫰 So long Brighton 🖕you were 🤷‍♂️

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Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

You shut your whore mouth 🫣

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Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

It could be said they maybe should have pushed it more if you had no idea😅

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