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Owen

@diceguy.bsky.social
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Is this thing on?✌️ trash human in perpetual decline Dull/Angry/Sexy/Filthy/Political/News/Geeky/Pointless London🏳️‍🌈🇬🇧🦤 Any/All

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Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Well fuck me it was close at the end, but we only went & won Granted Aaron did pick entry fee, still it wasnt the wine #DidntTheyDoWelly #BigCampQuiz A nice send off for Topsie before she fly's out to China for the next 6 week leg of Chicago
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Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fuck sake I'd convinced myself the new season of haunted hotel started today😭 But it's next week
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Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wait a whole damn minute is that cunt Bravermans family Mauritian🧐? She can get wrecked😒
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Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🫦I think my ears just popped my cold might be finally going🙌
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Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Let's be fair Paris and KY are both terrible people #DragRaceUK
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Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
fuck i love Peaches 🤘 youtu.be/Hlt4jDLsbyU?...
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Peaches - Fuck the Pain Away - Clive Barker’s Hellraiser: Revival Rework (Official Music Video)
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Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Had a ticklely chesty cough for the last couple days, I will say the cough syrup that the pharmacy sold me does most definitely have a laxative effect 🫤
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Cartoon Character's Shocked Poop Moment
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Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
been waiting in all day for some doughnuts to be delivered, that I ordered on Saturday. checked back on their website as it was gone the delivery window.... and they apparently dont do deliveries on Mondays! So I have to wait till tomorrow
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Upset Woman Crying
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Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Well fuck me, after weeks of edging we only went and finally won! #DidntTheyDoWelly #BigCampQuiz and thanks to @paulymagicpants.bsky.social finger work we got the jackpot🙌🫰 Fanks Topsie for being a lovely host as always in your international fashions all the way from Japan 🗾 💃
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Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Has anyone actually added her number on WhatsApp to see what happens?👀
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Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
#Rant so first they stopped carrying the Chocolate & Coconut granola, which was delicious, in favour of the rank White Chocolate & Raspberry version. And now they've brought out a new one which is a mix between the 2, and its just awful 🤮 Yes I can taste the difference, and its worse 😒
Sainsbury Taste the difference, Freefrom Chocolate and Coconut granola boxdisgusting tasting Sainsbury Taste the difference Free from Chocolate Hazelnut and raspberry granola
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Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
did I miss the Kash Patel fucks animals bit?
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Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Yes important to understand your privilege etc when giving critiques But also gurl, your talent was just bad💁‍♂️🫰 #DragRaceUK
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Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Arrived at the station 30mins early cos I cycled faster than I thought For all the trains to be fucked😮‍💨
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Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
So after finishing Poirot and Marple I've moved onto the next cosy murder show.... Midsomer Murders My god Troy is an unlikeable creepy bigot isnt he😒🤢 When does he leave/die?
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Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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Mr Garrison's IT Machine
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Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I apparently don't suit dangly earrings🤷‍♂️ I look like a pirate
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Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Well today was Looooooong
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Man Collapses During Workout: Sore Body
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Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Can we have another heatwave please 🥶 Ps I reserve the right to complain it too hot in a few weeks when it happens
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Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Gross there appears to be a football match going on at the local stadium. I can hear the roundy DV chanting🤢
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Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Well this is being an evening First cute little local gay pub Then Buzz Attack Now at Spread Eagle karaoke bar in Shoreditch ✌️
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Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Yay!🙌 Go team We finally won, and got the jackpot👑
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Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
🤤petrichor you sexy bitch I've missed you
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Mickey Mouse Following a Scent
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Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Girls It's raining 😍
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Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Why is some cunt setting off fireworks at midnight We all got that stupid fucking alert last week😮‍💨😒
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Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Wait is that why set them up? To tell people not to have BBQs? I thought it was meant to be oh btw there's a nuke heading for the country rip✌️
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Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Boom and that's Poirot finished I'd already done Marple I think I've done most of Miss Marple, but I feel I'm going to have to check😮‍💨
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Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
so the hovel has finally gotten to me, so I have got a cleaner coming round tomorrow to try and make the house look less....🤮 getting the scaries that I should have requested a hoarder deep clean 🙈
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T1 Trainspotting
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Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
my heart is racing so much I might cry I just walked past Robins room and there was a massive spider on the door🤢 But I was a brave boy (I'm 42) and got up the nerve; killed it and yeeted that bitch out the window😮‍💨
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Sumire Flustered in Boruto
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Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
So last night either these were phishing emails or some wacko used my email address to signup to Walmart to buy some random shit But then they were cancelled as they already flagged them as potential fraud
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Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Wait is that real actual rain?
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February Birthday Girl Dances in Rain
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Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I'm moist and tired But I am thankfully on a train home🫰 So long Brighton 🖕you were 🤷‍♂️
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Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
#NickCaveDay is over welcome and celebrate #HayuDay #Brighton
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Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Ahead of all the stresses Happy #NickCave day to all 🙌🩶
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Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
sneezed on the walk home😶
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Amelia Shepherd: Sorry About The Floor
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Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Oh my god it's finally raining 🙌😍🥳
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Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I might put the heating on 🥶
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Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
😒 be for real Saying you were pissed about her winning because you've seen that talent before, when you did a fucking cheer routine.
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Aja Says 'Gurl, Bye!' on Drag Race
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Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
🤭
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Nelson Muntz's Iconic 'Ha Ha!' Laugh
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Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
📢
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Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
did Barry fake his death and move to Cuba to do research?
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Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
assuming England just scored?
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Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Ooo they brought back the thickums with the tash as a dancer🫦
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Waterfall Meme
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Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Crystal talking about global warming next to A'keria wearing a baseball cap about global warming, which has to be covered up for tv🤯
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Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Came into the office for a big monthly team meeting... It's been cancelled as everyone's too busy😵‍💫😮‍💨 On the plus side, we have aircon and working showers (unlike my house currently😒)
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Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
It's a bit chilly😒
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Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Beautiful yes But also can we have a just a smol bit of cloud please 🥺😭
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Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
The very distinct sound of metal hitting ceramic
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Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I spoke to soon it stopped again 😭
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Owen @diceguy.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Oh my god it's raining I might just stay outside for like 5 minutes
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