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Dianna @diannasaurusr3x.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

I slept in until 11am this morning and it was fucking. glorious.

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Dianna @diannasaurusr3x.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

I should be doing [task], but instead I'm doing [other, unrelated task]: title of my autobiography

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Dianna @diannasaurusr3x.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

Every morning that I walk outside and see it's still too cold for sundresses upsets me on an emotional level. It's almost April, Global Warming - get your shit together.

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Dianna @diannasaurusr3x.bsky.social · 21/03/2025

Just leave me alone in the cathedral to ring my bells, gosh darn it

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Dianna @diannasaurusr3x.bsky.social · 21/03/2025

My neck and back would probably hurt a lot less if my posture wasn't roughly the same as a popcorn shrimp

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Dianna @diannasaurusr3x.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

Rinse, repeat every single morning until Canada annexes us

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Dianna @diannasaurusr3x.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

Breaking News: everything is still terrible

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Dianna @diannasaurusr3x.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

"And when we're getting dirty, I forget all that is wrong (I sleep so I can see you, cause I hate to wait so long)"🎶

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Dianna @diannasaurusr3x.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

I feel like I've been stuck in an endless 2020, only somehow worse...?

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Dianna @diannasaurusr3x.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

"so kiss me and laugh like you mean it (I'm in the arms of the rest of my life)"🎶

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Dianna @diannasaurusr3x.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

The fact that it is only Tuesday offends me on a personal level

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Dianna @diannasaurusr3x.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

for legal reasons, I am referring to the Buffalo Bills bringing home a Lombardi, obvs.

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Dianna @diannasaurusr3x.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

If manifestation was legit, you'd think there were enough of us manifesting it into reality right now...

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Dianna @diannasaurusr3x.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

I'm too tired to be a person today. Basically, I just want to be a sloth

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Dianna @diannasaurusr3x.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

why do you hate yourself, David??

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Dianna @diannasaurusr3x.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

Cirque du Soleil has got nothing on me and the level of acrobatics I perform to avoid disrupting my sleeping dog

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Dianna @diannasaurusr3x.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

Me, last night: I'm going to get up early tomorrow Me, this morning: lol no

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Dianna @diannasaurusr3x.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

"I don’t want to talk right now, I just want your arms wrapped around (me in this moment before it runs out)"🎶

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Dianna @diannasaurusr3x.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

Me, when economists say we're headed toward a recession:

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Dianna @diannasaurusr3x.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

or he, or they. I don't discriminate when it comes to accusing people of being Typhoid Mary.

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Dianna @diannasaurusr3x.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

Every time I have to go onsite for a week meeting, I end up sick a few days later. I don't know which of my coworkers is Typhoid Mary, but she's definitely among us

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Dianna @diannasaurusr3x.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

Sorry Billy Joel, but I think maybe this time we DID start the fire

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Dianna @diannasaurusr3x.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

I miss the days when everything didn't suck so fucking much.

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Dianna @diannasaurusr3x.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

I'm also going to start saying all the spending I don't like is fraud. My mortgage is fraud. My student loans are fraud. Gas and electric are fraud. Eggs are fraud.

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Dianna @diannasaurusr3x.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

My mental health improves significantly when I don't keep up with the news, but this also feels like I've got my head in the sand while the rest of the desert is on fire around me

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Dianna @diannasaurusr3x.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

Me: [chronic passive suicidal ideation] Death: why are you so obsessed with me?

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Dianna @diannasaurusr3x.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

Based on the amount of money I just spent stocking my house up on groceries, I'm gonna have to start an OnlyFans to survive the next four years

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Dianna @diannasaurusr3x.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

You can celebrate the end with me, hahaha

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Dianna @diannasaurusr3x.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

Done, done and done. It hasn't helped. They're all cowards, and complicit with their inactivity. I hope the weight of the rotten legacy they all leave behind makes their children's children too fucking ashamed to say their names.

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Dianna @diannasaurusr3x.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

At this point, what we need is some good old fashioned vigilantism. Or a giant fucking asteroid, whichever comes first.

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Dianna @diannasaurusr3x.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

I don't think anyone is coming to save us.

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Dianna @diannasaurusr3x.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

"Wish I could kiss you when I wanna (I need you closer, can we go somewhere?)"🎶

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Dianna @diannasaurusr3x.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

I really picked a terrible time to try and develop healthier coping mechanisms

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Dianna @diannasaurusr3x.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

Follow up question: how do you find time/energy/desire for hobbies when you are high-key dead inside? 😭 (No, but seriously - I am sorry to hear that things have been so rough, even outside of the political bullshit. I hope better days lie ahead for all of us, somehow💜)

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Dianna @diannasaurusr3x.bsky.social · 23/01/2025