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Dianna @diannasaurusr3x.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

I slept in until 11am this morning and it was fucking. glorious.

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Dianna @diannasaurusr3x.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

I should be doing [task], but instead I'm doing [other, unrelated task]: title of my autobiography

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Dianna @diannasaurusr3x.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

Every morning that I walk outside and see it's still too cold for sundresses upsets me on an emotional level. It's almost April, Global Warming - get your shit together.

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Dianna @diannasaurusr3x.bsky.social · 21/03/2025

My neck and back would probably hurt a lot less if my posture wasn't roughly the same as a popcorn shrimp

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Dianna @diannasaurusr3x.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

Breaking News: everything is still terrible

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Dianna @diannasaurusr3x.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

"And when we're getting dirty, I forget all that is wrong (I sleep so I can see you, cause I hate to wait so long)"🎶

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Dianna @diannasaurusr3x.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

I feel like I've been stuck in an endless 2020, only somehow worse...?

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Dianna @diannasaurusr3x.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

"so kiss me and laugh like you mean it (I'm in the arms of the rest of my life)"🎶

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Dianna @diannasaurusr3x.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

The fact that it is only Tuesday offends me on a personal level

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Dianna @diannasaurusr3x.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

If manifestation was legit, you'd think there were enough of us manifesting it into reality right now...

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Dianna @diannasaurusr3x.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

I'm too tired to be a person today. Basically, I just want to be a sloth

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Dianna @diannasaurusr3x.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

Cirque du Soleil has got nothing on me and the level of acrobatics I perform to avoid disrupting my sleeping dog

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Dianna @diannasaurusr3x.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

Me, last night: I'm going to get up early tomorrow Me, this morning: lol no

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Dianna @diannasaurusr3x.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

"I don’t want to talk right now, I just want your arms wrapped around (me in this moment before it runs out)"🎶

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Dianna @diannasaurusr3x.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

Me, when economists say we're headed toward a recession:

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Dianna @diannasaurusr3x.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

Every time I have to go onsite for a week meeting, I end up sick a few days later. I don't know which of my coworkers is Typhoid Mary, but she's definitely among us

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Dianna @diannasaurusr3x.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

Sorry Billy Joel, but I think maybe this time we DID start the fire

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Dianna @diannasaurusr3x.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

I miss the days when everything didn't suck so fucking much.

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Dianna @diannasaurusr3x.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

I'm also going to start saying all the spending I don't like is fraud. My mortgage is fraud. My student loans are fraud. Gas and electric are fraud. Eggs are fraud.

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Dianna @diannasaurusr3x.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

My mental health improves significantly when I don't keep up with the news, but this also feels like I've got my head in the sand while the rest of the desert is on fire around me

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Dianna @diannasaurusr3x.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

Me: [chronic passive suicidal ideation] Death: why are you so obsessed with me?

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Dianna @diannasaurusr3x.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

Based on the amount of money I just spent stocking my house up on groceries, I'm gonna have to start an OnlyFans to survive the next four years

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Dianna @diannasaurusr3x.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

At this point, what we need is some good old fashioned vigilantism. Or a giant fucking asteroid, whichever comes first.

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Dianna @diannasaurusr3x.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

I don't think anyone is coming to save us.

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Dianna @diannasaurusr3x.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

"Wish I could kiss you when I wanna (I need you closer, can we go somewhere?)"🎶

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Dianna @diannasaurusr3x.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

I really picked a terrible time to try and develop healthier coping mechanisms

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Dianna @diannasaurusr3x.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

How do you make yourself go through the motions when everything else in the world feels so hopeless and bleak? Asking for me.

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Johnny Ghostface 👻 @dubs0203.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

This is a Bills account for the next 4 hours. 💙❤️

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Dianna @diannasaurusr3x.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

"I've loved you for so long, I'd do it again"🎶

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Dianna @diannasaurusr3x.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

"I wanna be close to you (all we need now is the dark)"🎶

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Dianna @diannasaurusr3x.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

I just realized the time on my work computer is stuck on 8:46am, which explains why this morning has felt like the song that never ends

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Dianna @diannasaurusr3x.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

Hello, Friday. I've missed you 🥹

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Dianna @diannasaurusr3x.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

If you thought I was going to have less work after the holidays, you should know that I thought the same thing and we are apparently both wrong

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Dianna @diannasaurusr3x.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

I'm going to need Monday to stop rudely interrupting my weekends like this.

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Dianna @diannasaurusr3x.bsky.social · 02/01/2025

Who has two thumbs and massively overslept on their first day back to work after the holiday? That's right - it's this gal right here. ... so I guess you could say that literally nothing has changed except the year

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Dianna @diannasaurusr3x.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

2 more days and then home free. Looking forward to coming out from under this pile of work to resume what I do best: selfies and borderline concerning posts about my mental health

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Dianna @diannasaurusr3x.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

Absolutely gutted to realize that today is not Friday.

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Dianna @diannasaurusr3x.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

Gonna start responding to "I hope this email finds you well" with "frankly, I'm upset this email found me at all."

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Dianna @diannasaurusr3x.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

I am counting down the days until Christmas, at which point I will be off work for a week. I just need to make it until then. Ugh.

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Dianna @diannasaurusr3x.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

I am really fucking struggling today, ngl.

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Dianna @diannasaurusr3x.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

I woke up having a pain flare and I have so much work to do that I want to cry, in case anyone is wondering about how Monday is looking

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Dianna @diannasaurusr3x.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

Why is it that my brain always decides to stop functioning whenever I have the most to do? Ugh.

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Dianna @diannasaurusr3x.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

It's the busy season at work, which means I am working late. Again. All this work is really cutting into my "doom scrolling on social media" time.

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Dianna @diannasaurusr3x.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

Me: I finally have fewer than 30 emails! Work Bestie: how many do you have now? Me: 29 Work Bestie: ... Me: LISTEN

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Dianna @diannasaurusr3x.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

I'm sorry that I haven't been around much, but I promise that I am still alive(ish)

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Dianna @diannasaurusr3x.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

I'm still sick and if the Bills don't win today, I will have even less will to live than usual

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