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dhauge3x

@dhauge3x.bsky.social
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SPY never goes down. It's really me. 2 young kids. More time for shit-posting than discourse.

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dhauge3x @dhauge3x.bsky.social · 7h
Totally sounds like 10-13. Loved the caramel, not the apple.
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dhauge3x @dhauge3x.bsky.social · 7h
Cruise control
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dhauge3x @dhauge3x.bsky.social · 7h
Little known fact: I was born in Jacksonville
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dhauge3x @dhauge3x.bsky.social · 7h
How old are yours
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dhauge3x @dhauge3x.bsky.social · 7h
One kid living seems so innocent! I got the 545 wake up call so dad got to go back to bed for a bit. Who doesn’t love a good poodle or doodle.
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dhauge3x @dhauge3x.bsky.social · 7h
Me checking the box score!
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dhauge3x @dhauge3x.bsky.social · 7h
St. Cloud not what it used to be!
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dhauge3x @dhauge3x.bsky.social · 7h
Let’s go Parker Washington eh
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dhauge3x @dhauge3x.bsky.social · 17h
One more day till that line goes up and to the right again
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dhauge3x @dhauge3x.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
*SI math
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dhauge3x @dhauge3x.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Nasdaq will rise
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dhauge3x @dhauge3x.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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dhauge3x @dhauge3x.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Guilty!
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dhauge3x @dhauge3x.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
MINNESOTA
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dhauge3x @dhauge3x.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I’ll hold down the fort for you!
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dhauge3x @dhauge3x.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Are you Minnesota as well?!
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dhauge3x @dhauge3x.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
And you’re not minimum 2x long? Can this thing even go down ever again? Society is built around SPY max drawdown 5%.
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dhauge3x @dhauge3x.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Sometimes it’s just a lot to bear
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dhauge3x @dhauge3x.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Only 12 mins too, damn
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dhauge3x @dhauge3x.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Wait fuck is he still on the ups?
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dhauge3x @dhauge3x.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I see developments in SOXL, I check the VIX... nothing!
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dhauge3x @dhauge3x.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's brutal out there
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dhauge3x @dhauge3x.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Up 99% of the day
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dhauge3x @dhauge3x.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Unleash the VIX !
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dhauge3x @dhauge3x.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
And we are pumping the Nasdaq again, classic moves
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dhauge3x @dhauge3x.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Tina! Tina!
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dhauge3x @dhauge3x.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Jim Valvano: Don't Ever Give Up Speech
ALT: Jim Valvano: Don't Ever Give Up Speech
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dhauge3x @dhauge3x.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Challenge Accepted
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dhauge3x @dhauge3x.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
3 more hours of cold capping. Then two work meetings. Then I go get the kids. I need a cigarette.
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dhauge3x @dhauge3x.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The market WILL NOT DO ANYTHING
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dhauge3x @dhauge3x.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Can’t push PLTR much further at 500 billion on 10b sales to prop this shit up
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dhauge3x @dhauge3x.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
No one in their right mind is selling calls or vol right now so gotta be The House
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dhauge3x @dhauge3x.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
*number go lower
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dhauge3x @dhauge3x.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Rates will not go down until PLTR is gored as well
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dhauge3x @dhauge3x.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
@timtrautmann.com perfect wash trading eh
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dhauge3x @dhauge3x.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Nasdaq up, Rates up
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dhauge3x @dhauge3x.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oh no premarket SOXL buyers
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dhauge3x @dhauge3x.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
SOXL slip, VIX continues to be manipulated dead
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dhauge3x @dhauge3x.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I would like to redirect my Federal tax dollars to Lisa Cook’s legal bills
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dhauge3x @dhauge3x.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Added PLTZ cause it’s the point in the script where the Apex turns lower
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dhauge3x @dhauge3x.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Centrally Planned Stock Market
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dhauge3x @dhauge3x.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
TQQQ +13% past 1 month
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dhauge3x @dhauge3x.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oldie but a goodie
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dhauge3x @dhauge3x.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The TURKEYS HAVE COME FOR SOXL
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dhauge3x @dhauge3x.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Put me down as a Warsh Stan until inevitably proven otherwise
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dhauge3x @dhauge3x.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The dispersion trade, where fundamentals mean literally zero
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it’s me, aubrey plaza accord @sellingtheta.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
VIX going sub 15 one day after the open AI air coming out of the balloon news shows, as I've bene saying, the real bubble is the dispersion trade
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dhauge3x @dhauge3x.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Morons elect Trump and the mood immediately goes to shit. Outstanding work voters.
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dhauge3x @dhauge3x.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Do I need Schwab Portfolio Insights when my entire account is 3 positions?
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