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D. Griffin Jones

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D. Griffin Jones @dgriffinjones.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026
Apple is hosting iPhone Duo preorder servers on the planet from Interstellar, every minute you spend on that screen, your order is delayed a full calendar year
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D. Griffin Jones @dgriffinjones.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026
Calling it “Apple smart home display hub thing” one last time… 🥲 www.dgriffinjones.com/extraordinary…
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Apple’s ‘Welcome Home’ Announcements | D. Griffin Jones
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D. Griffin Jones @dgriffinjones.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026
@samhenrigold just @ me next time why don’t you
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D. Griffin Jones @dgriffinjones.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026
@mistercharlie Swift for Apple platforms, Rust for Linux
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D. Griffin Jones @dgriffinjones.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026
Friends of Griffin with Alfred DiBlasi, all about the Apple HomeView, HomePod mini 2, Apple TV 4K, and a bunch of other crap as we do a really bad job of staying focused www.dgriffinjones.com/friends/7
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Imagine An Alien Egg, with Alfred DiBlasi | D. Griffin Jones
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D. Griffin Jones @dgriffinjones.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026
You better believe we LOOOVE JPEG XL in the Jones household! Hell yeah! Suck it, WebP! mjtsai.com/blog/2026/10/12/chrome-s…
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Michael Tsai - Blog - Chrome Supports JPEG XL
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sam henri gold @samhenrigold.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026
I wanted to play the Doodle Jump tie-in for Hop (2011), so I rebuilt the old App Store. Then I needed something to run it on, so I emulated an iPod. www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_4zurb5Xgs Explore Legacy Store: legacystore.app Download Light Touch […]
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D. Griffin Jones @dgriffinjones.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026
It’s mid-October, time is running short if you want to sway your results for this year’s Spotify Wrapped / Apple Music Rewind / whatever the fuck it’s called
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D. Griffin Jones @dgriffinjones.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026
got a new job designing those shirts that combine random place names, years and made up organizations, like “Portugal ’76” and “Aruba Surf Club” and “Florida Keys Bicycle Company, est. 1985” with preworn script or block lettering
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D. Griffin Jones @dgriffinjones.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 11/10/2026
Ever think about how the food replicator from Star Trek could fabricate a burrito with a perfectly enclosed spherical tortilla? No leakage out of the bottom, no areas with too many layers of tortilla folded over itself. what a utopia I’d love to see this concept explored in a new series
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D. Griffin Jones @dgriffinjones.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 11/10/2026
hey siri what happened to IPv5
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D. Griffin Jones @dgriffinjones.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026
@nileane My jealousy over those gorgeous hardwood floors is immeasurable
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D. Griffin Jones @dgriffinjones.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026
Four if you count 2winz² (you should) youtube.com/watch?v=AdVgPCM5wEk
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D. Griffin Jones @dgriffinjones.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026
There are three (3) bands of which I know the names of all the members: ABBA, The Beatles and Driftless Pony Club
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D. Griffin Jones @dgriffinjones.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
🥳🎉🎊 athensindependent.com/apd-flock-con…
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D. Griffin Jones @dgriffinjones.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
Friends of Griffin with @nileane, who I hold hostage to talk about new Macs, my Apple TV and HomePod anxieties, and weird charging habits www.dgriffinjones.com/friends/6
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I Get What You Mean But It’s A Weird Concern, with Niléane | D. Griffin Jones
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D. Griffin Jones @dgriffinjones.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
my homeowner instinct to run the bathroom fan until all the moisture is gone versus my hatred of ambient fan noise, forever locked in immortal battle
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D. Griffin Jones @dgriffinjones.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
@hannah Good to give them a head start, I’m still catching up on the last few billion years
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D. Griffin Jones @dgriffinjones.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
who would EVER use this cropped photo of John Sculley, when you could use this full, beautiful picture of him in a suspiciously dark room with way too many 2-liters
LinkedIn-ass photo of John Sculley circa 1979, cropped to his shoulders up, from a slightly low unflattering angle, like how your boss calls you from the airport on Zoom.An incredible full photo of John Sculley holding two-liters of Aspen and Mountain Dew, with an additional eight (8) two-liters on a table in front of him, standing in a suspiciously dark room, with some sofas behind him. I’m genuinely not sure what kind of room this is, or why he’s in there peddling sodas.
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D. Griffin Jones @dgriffinjones.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
@chris @ismh86 Thank you! Gotta have him back for our epic deep dive on static site generators, and some kind of vintage Mac topic
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D. Griffin Jones @dgriffinjones.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
watch out folks 😎 there’s a new player in town
Email from Libsyn: “Congratulations! Your earnings are in for Friends of Griffin that ran during the month of August!
In August You Earned: $0.90”
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Machine Lord Zero @machinelordzero.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
@dgriffinjones Alas, we killed the killing industries industry
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D. Griffin Jones @dgriffinjones.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
man, ten years ago, millennials used to be so good at killing industries. can’t we get together and do one more, for old times sake?
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D. Griffin Jones @dgriffinjones.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
I feel bad for higher-dimensional beings. Untangling a one-dimensional string of holiday lights is hard enough, just imagine how long it takes to undo a string light tesseract that’s been shoved in a bag all year
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D. Griffin Jones @dgriffinjones.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
@hannah Dr. Pulaski is a much more interesting character than Dr. Crusher and I’m not afraid to say it
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sam henri gold @samhenrigold.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026
I built Light Touch, a full-featured iPod touch 2G emulator for Mac. Networking + Wayback Machine proxy, GLES/3D games support, a built-in app store via legacystore.app, rotation, screen capture, the works. Have fun […] [Original post on hachyderm.io]
A Mac app with an emulated iPod touch + bezel sitting on top of the Apple keynote gradient background. The iPod is loading a 2009 archived copy of the NY Times, and the Mac app sidebar is showing app results for the word "Doodle"Gameplay of Doodle Jump, with the iPod rotated and the iPod reflecting the bezel's rotation.
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D. Griffin Jones @dgriffinjones.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026
What a year it’s been for sci-fi. For All Mankind, Star City and Star Trek: Strange New Worlds running pretty much continuously since March. And I started the Tom Baker era of Doctor Who on my personal watch through. I should rerererewatch the first six Star Trek movies every week, as a treat ☺️
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D. Griffin Jones @dgriffinjones.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
WHAT A PERFORMANCE WE’RE SEEING FROM MISTER HURLEY TONIGHT, THIS IS A PLAYER WHO ALWAYS GIVES IT HIS ALL, NEVER LEAVES ANYTHING BEHIND ON THE ST. JUDE FIELD, OF COURSE IT’S ANYONE’S GAME AT THIS POINT, SO I’D WATCH OUT FOR A SURPRISE MOVE FROM HACKETT LIKE WE SAW LAST YEAR, REALLY MOVED THE CHAINS,
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D. Griffin Jones @dgriffinjones.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
Thinking about counter programming against the Relay FM podcastathon with a live stream that comes on during the video breaks with American football-style sports commentary, with a fake mustache, doing *that* specific loud voice, breaking down the show
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D. Griffin Jones @dgriffinjones.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
Friends of Griffin with @podfeet, the only podcaster I could find who actually purchased an iPhone 18 Pro www.dgriffinjones.com/friends/5
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My Vapor Chamber’s Bigger Than Yours, with Allison Sheridan | D. Griffin Jones
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D. Griffin Jones @dgriffinjones.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2026
Fixed a longstanding bug with my website’s RSS feed. It is now fully validated! I hadn’t ever checked that nor even touched it since I set it up, poorly, over five years ago
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D. Griffin Jones @dgriffinjones.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2026
Still looking for a #job to #getfedihired • 8 years working as marketing director: web design, press releases, social media, mass emails, training sales/marketing staff, CRM management, managing advertising, investor decks, budgets, trade show booth/freebie designs, much more. • Also managed […]
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D. Griffin Jones @dgriffinjones.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2026
@stroughtonsmith Oh? What’s external display support like on the Duo?
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D. Griffin Jones @dgriffinjones.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2026
Start the stopwatch, see how long this lasts www.dgriffinjones.com/extraordinary…
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I’m Done With Betas (For Now (I Hope)) | D. Griffin Jones
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D. Griffin Jones @dgriffinjones.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2026
donut arigato mister croissant-o donut (donut (doot doot doot)) donut (donut (doot doot doot))
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D. Griffin Jones @dgriffinjones.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2026
Taking some 5× pictures just because, while I still can
Extremely zoomed-in photo of my cute fuzzy dog, Indy, laying down on an orange couch. You can clearly see her sleepy eyes and most of her nose with a hint of her floofy tail along the bottom of the frame. It’s almost too zoomed in to truly appreciate her majesty and beauty.
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D. Griffin Jones @dgriffinjones.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 17/09/2026
@nileane I have secured a guest, but I honestly considered that — an hour of improv reviewing made-up features could be the kind of performance art that the Apple podcasting community is sorely lacking
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Christopher Lawley @chrislawley.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/09/2026
This was a lot of fun to record. We got nerdy about all the new stuff in the 27 releases. Go check it out! tech.lgbt/@dgriffinjones/1172832827…
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Friends of Griffin with @ChrisLawley@mastodon.social: More on the iPhone Duo, and all about the OS 27 updates — even visionOS https://www.dgriffinjones.com/friends/4
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D. Griffin Jones @dgriffinjones.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 17/09/2026
desperately seeking anybody with an iPhone 18 Pro preorder to join next week, seemingly no one is ordering this phone??
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D. Griffin Jones @dgriffinjones.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 17/09/2026
These two are an absolute riot www.youtube.com/watch?v=2y6xvya0b8M
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D. Griffin Jones @dgriffinjones.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 17/09/2026
@nileane @ChrisLawley We literally made a joke in this episode about how fast you can be summoned and here you are replying in less than one minute
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D. Griffin Jones @dgriffinjones.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 17/09/2026
Friends of Griffin with @ChrisLawley: More on the iPhone Duo, and all about the OS 27 updates — even visionOS www.dgriffinjones.com/friends/4
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D. Griffin Jones @dgriffinjones.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026
Played Kirby’s Adventure on the NES for the first time in a while; it’s unbelievable how much more modern it feels compared to the NES Mario games
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D. Griffin Jones @dgriffinjones.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026
HAPPY UPDATE DAY www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_qnI1WrlnU
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D. Griffin Jones @dgriffinjones.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 14/09/2026
“It’s sort of like having to get license plates for each car you own, even though you can only drive one at a time.” Excellent analogy mastodon.social/@ecschwarz/11726992…
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Eric Schwarz :yikes: (@ecschwarz@mastodon.social)
Having worked with all the major carriers and various devices/services in a past role, I put on my telco hat to think through how this works and why there is a cost: https://schwarztech.net/snippets/spitballing-about-iphone-handoff
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D. Griffin Jones @dgriffinjones.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026
🚨 MERTON ALERTON 🚨 music.apple.com/us/album/colours/68…
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Colours by Alice Merton on Apple Music
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D. Griffin Jones @dgriffinjones.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026
It’s *possible* that describing Erin Brockovich as “girlboss lawyer movie” was somewhat misleading
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D. Griffin Jones @dgriffinjones.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 10/09/2026
And for your ears, Friends of Griffin with @devondundee! It’s almost three hours! They keep getting longer! I cannot possibly sustain this! www.dgriffinjones.com/friends/3.html
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Hello (Comma) Hello, with Devon Dundee | D. Griffin Jones
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D. Griffin Jones @dgriffinjones.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 10/09/2026
Full thoughts on yesterday’s #AppleEvent: www.dgriffinjones.com/extraordinary…
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Apple’s ‘Surprise and Shine’ Event | D. Griffin Jones
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D. Griffin Jones @dgriffinjones.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 10/09/2026
what kind of BIG DUMB IDIOT, who’s unemployed with nothing to do all day, schedules their own podcast recording at 9 AM?
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