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David G. Blumberg

@dgblumberg.bsky.social
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Future Urban Planner, Baseball Lover, Wrestling Enthusiast, Like Dogs more than Humans, Max Forever 🌈

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David G. Blumberg @dgblumberg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
She probably got disturbed by seeing a pregnant woman (Look it up.)
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David G. Blumberg @dgblumberg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It was always hard for him, because he had no range.
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David G. Blumberg @dgblumberg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He has all the charisma and personality of drywall.
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David G. Blumberg @dgblumberg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is also kinda a good reminder that there are basically only three good coaches in the entire league.
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David G. Blumberg @dgblumberg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Rude
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David G. Blumberg @dgblumberg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Not a single one of them was considered a star two years ago, save for MAYBE Gabby Williams. They have not a single elite offensive player, and it simply doesn't matter because their defense will crush your dreams.
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David G. Blumberg @dgblumberg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The Valkyries are awesome because they have a nine-player rotation who all play roughly 15-28 minutes per game. Eight of them ranked in the top ten in defensive rating this season. All nine ranked in the top twenty.
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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David G. Blumberg @dgblumberg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Shut the fuck up, seventh-most important player on the league's eighth-best team.
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David G. Blumberg @dgblumberg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If all your characters are just unironically assholes that doesn't make them complex. It makes them one-dimensional pieces of shit.
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David G. Blumberg @dgblumberg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
One fun thing about Lanterns is how every character sucks shit. Like, very, very badly.
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David G. Blumberg @dgblumberg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I tell everyone that American Family Field is the worst MLB stadium I've been to, and it's not particularly close. It sucks. It's like being on the surface of the Sun. It's made of concrete and tears. It's a weird shape, but not in a fun way? There's nothing around for miles. It's a stupid place.
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David G. Blumberg @dgblumberg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Cubs needed to see Morejon give up a home run before considering him for next season's bullpen.
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David G. Blumberg @dgblumberg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Every time new rail is proposed and we need environmental impact studies twelve times in ten years I lose my mind. Here's the environmental impact: Fewer people in cars is good. There. Solved it.
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David G. Blumberg @dgblumberg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don't see how any other game this weekend is gonna top that. Wow.
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David G. Blumberg @dgblumberg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
OH MY GOD I LOVE THE IDAHO VANDALS
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David G. Blumberg @dgblumberg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
OMG IDAHO. BIG SKYYYYYYY.
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David G. Blumberg @dgblumberg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Wait, they made Arai the champ? Man, I've really been out of the loop. Man, that's bad and dumb.
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David G. Blumberg @dgblumberg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The broadcasters for the Montana State-Idaho game sound like they're inside a submarine. It's disconcerting.
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David G. Blumberg @dgblumberg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
AEW All In Evanston lol
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Joel S. @joelhs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The "all anti-Zionism is always and forever antisemitism" people and the "all antisemitism becomes fine if we just say it's anti-Zionism, even if we're ranting about the Talmud" people reinforce one another, even if both sides utterly fail to see it.
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David G. Blumberg @dgblumberg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dumb and bad.
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David G. Blumberg @dgblumberg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Lol, OK
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David G. Blumberg @dgblumberg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I genuinely have no idea what it will take for Jed's front office to be shown the door, but it's clear you can't be this bad at pitching development and hope to get away with it.
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David G. Blumberg @dgblumberg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Because that's just coincidental. This front office has done as good a job as you can possibly do building a position player roster. Tell me how you'd realistically improve that group. The pitching, though, is so unreasonably bad and has been for a long time that it was always bound to be an issue.
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David G. Blumberg @dgblumberg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Indeed. Saying it's Craig's fault is silly because what's he gonna do? Invent a great reliever out of thin air?
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David G. Blumberg @dgblumberg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Real Jim Ross calling 45-year-old wrestlers "kids" energy
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David G. Blumberg @dgblumberg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Cubs just had an all-time great season from their position player group, but it's all gonna be undone because our pitching philosophy sucks.
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David G. Blumberg @dgblumberg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Cubs built this pitching staff on purpose, as a joke.
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Drewcifer Rising 🎃😈 @drewdietsch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Please watch this essential AEW match. PAC was one of the most beautiful, fluid wrestlers I've ever seen.
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FULL MATCH: PAC vs Orange Cassidy | AEW Revolution 2020
YouTube video by All Elite Wrestling
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David G. Blumberg @dgblumberg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The PAC v Orange Cassidy match from Revolution 2020 still stands as one of my all-time favorite wrestling matches, period. I genuinely don't know what to think. Bummer doesn't even begin to get at it. This month has really sucked.
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David G. Blumberg @dgblumberg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A season of a TV show isn't the show.
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David G. Blumberg @dgblumberg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
House of Cards???
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David G. Blumberg @dgblumberg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Cubs will basically have to rebuild the entire pitching staff next season, so if we don't start with Clay Holmes and David Peterson, I truly won't understand the strategy.
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David G. Blumberg @dgblumberg.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Big Bill cutting promos about the liberals putting chemicals in the water to turn him, personally, gay.
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David G. Blumberg @dgblumberg.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Actually, I hate sports.
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David G. Blumberg @dgblumberg.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Truly wild they went with THAT pic for the final shot. Like, he's squinting like he's got lemon juice in his eye.
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David G. Blumberg @dgblumberg.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The premise is MUPPETS.
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David G. Blumberg @dgblumberg.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The premise? My guys, it's literally The Muppet Show.
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David G. Blumberg @dgblumberg.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Now we're cooking
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Star:Line Chicago @starlinechicago.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Sitting in on the O’Hare Flyer webinar and it’s confirming my initial feelings on the project: I think both the costs and travel times are extremely optimistic, but if the private sector is funding it, it doesn’t impact Metra, and as long as costs don’t end up falling back onto taxpayers, let’s roll
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David G. Blumberg @dgblumberg.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Once again, if you don't wanna live in a city, there's the door. Go live in Schaumburg or whatever and leave us alone.
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David G. Blumberg @dgblumberg.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
We should build good enough bike infrastructure that people shouldn't need to ever worry about a helmet.
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David G. Blumberg @dgblumberg.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
And it's easy to see why, even though Fletcher is the best heel in the biz today, many foresee a face run for him. Because he's become great at pathos, at painting himself as a tragic figure before the fall. And I don't even really need to get into how Mox builds emotion. He's the best at it.
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David G. Blumberg @dgblumberg.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The story we're telling about Mox as a fighting champ, about Nigel trying to prove to himself he can still do this is just much, much better. As is the story of Fletcher being delusional enough to believe Don Callis would never betray him. How he's convinced himself it was all Take's fault.
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David G. Blumberg @dgblumberg.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Ospreay is incapable of treating a fight like a fight. He's too up his own ass for that. Kenny isn't some generational talent at promo work or storytelling either, but he's practically Eddie Kingston by comparison.
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David G. Blumberg @dgblumberg.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I feel that, as we move towards his inevitable AEW World Championship run, it's important to zoom out and look at why it feels hollow, why the Continental and International scenes feel more like the true world championships.
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David G. Blumberg @dgblumberg.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Will Ospreay is such an incredibly physically gifted wrestler, so it's wild that he's also a big dummy who has no skills for characterization, no ability to build empathy or to perform pathos, and that he's constantly doing wink-wink nudge-nudge bullshit.
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David G. Blumberg @dgblumberg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I get riled up about this all the time to Jamie, but it's so true. How many times do you see a het couple on a date where the woman clearly put in way more effort to look nice? All. The. Time. You can put on a nice shirt, for fuck's sake.
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David G. Blumberg @dgblumberg.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Moreover, if she told Fever brass she wanted Cunningham gone, it'd be a done deal. She has immense power there, but she's too chickenshit to use it for anything other than to make more State Farm ads.
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