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Maximum Derek!

@dg4prez.bsky.social
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Way too obsessive about history and building lightsabers as a coping mechanism for it repeating and also cancer.

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Maximum Derek! @dg4prez.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
They were so much fun. Made me wish I read more slowly.
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Maximum Derek! @dg4prez.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
@cielpierlot.bsky.social I just wanted to say I recently picked up Bluebird, absolutely devoured it in a couple of days, and then did the same to Terms of Service. I absolutely adored them both and really needed you to know that. I never knew how much my life was missing techno-fae!
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Maximum Derek! @dg4prez.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
This kind of reminds me of a cousin of yours I used to be friends with...
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Maximum Derek! @dg4prez.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Easiest vote to cast ever.
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Maximum Derek! @dg4prez.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I can think of something else that would, too.
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Maximum Derek! @dg4prez.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I could never see a single feature with this man in it and still know "This man will beat me if I fuck with him." His ancestry has got to be at least 78% bouncer.
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Maximum Derek! @dg4prez.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
I’m not at all shocked by this. I read it when it was first posted and there was nothing to corroborate it. Sounded made up.
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Maximum Derek! @dg4prez.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
The new show has to have that character carrying a keltec PR-5.7. Get crazy with it. That or have him carry the tiniest little gun. Bodyguard 2.0 or a P365 .380.
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Maximum Derek! @dg4prez.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Isn’t that illegal? Denial of rights for some citizens but not others?
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Maximum Derek! @dg4prez.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
It’s so rare in the guntube world. It’s amazing how you can find someone who is so intelligent and knowledgeable and then something unhinged comes out of their mouths.
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Maximum Derek! @dg4prez.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Reread Terra Ignota, washed it down with something much lighter, and have moved on to “Inventing the Renaissance.” Really enjoying it so far, but I can’t help but notice a marked decrease in the number of weird sex scenes/conversations with dead philosophers. Assuming it’s a few more chapters in.
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Maximum Derek! @dg4prez.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
You know.
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Maximum Derek! @dg4prez.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Hellll yes.
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Maximum Derek! @dg4prez.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
It's not even the same optic for christ's sake.
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Maximum Derek! @dg4prez.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
There are a distressing number of tech bros who do not understand dystopian fiction. There’s an even more distressing number of them who are the billionaires trying to usher those futures in.
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Maximum Derek! @dg4prez.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Rob-ert… </sophie>
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Maximum Derek! @dg4prez.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
@adapalmer.bsky.social I have to tell you rereading Terra Ignota while watching the veil of neoliberalism being publicly lifted from the world order is kind of a weird ride. People of Bluesky, read this series. It’s incredible.
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Meg @prayingmantis.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Get in loser, we're going to put our bodies upon the gears and upon the wheels, upon the levers, upon all the apparatus, to make it stop
"Get in loser" meme from Mean Girls
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Maximum Derek! @dg4prez.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
@jamieloftus.bsky.social
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Maximum Derek! @dg4prez.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Don't smoke anymore but goddamn do I want to light up these days.
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Maximum Derek! @dg4prez.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Do it.
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Maximum Derek! @dg4prez.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
We really did too. I’m still salty about it. Rey’s saber and Leia’s saber were petty sweet though.
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Maximum Derek! @dg4prez.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Listening to my favorite podcasters @iwriteok.bsky.social and @margaret.bsky.social play a role playing game is so much more fun than I’d have thought it would be. It also reminds me how weird parasocial relationships can be. Anyway I really gotta try Pathfinder now.
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Maximum Derek! @dg4prez.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Magpie some weeks I honestly don’t know how I’d make it through the week without your show. Especially when there’s badass warrior women. Also I badly need to know - please - if you’ve read The Terra Ignota series by Ada Palmer? Cause I think you might really dig that shit.
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Maximum Derek! @dg4prez.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
I am pleased to announce that I have recently received the Chuck E Cheese Peace Prize.
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Maximum Derek! @dg4prez.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Also @margaret.bsky.social I need to know what hive you’d be in. I have my suspicions.
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Maximum Derek! @dg4prez.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
I don’t understand why we’re not all talking about this series constantly.
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Maximum Derek! @dg4prez.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
I’m usually not too concerned with physical versions of things but this is one of those “get a signed copy” things for sure.
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Maximum Derek! @dg4prez.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Derp. Quadrilogy not trilogy. Still incredible. One of my personal top three.
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Maximum Derek! @dg4prez.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
@margaret.bsky.social just listened to you on btb and you made a comment about an end to political borders. It made me wonder, have you read the Terra Ignota trilogy by @adapalmer.bsky.social ? It’s bonkers in an amazing way. The writing style, the story, all of it bonkers and brilliant.
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Maximum Derek! @dg4prez.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Sig P320
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Maximum Derek! @dg4prez.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Oh good I’m not the only xennial here
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Maximum Derek! @dg4prez.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
You know why. Normalize it now so they can really fuck with it in the nationals.
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Maximum Derek! @dg4prez.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Well to be fair he is a giant piece of shit.
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Maximum Derek! @dg4prez.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
This album and Ani Difranco were on a very solid rotation.
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Maximum Derek! @dg4prez.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Sitting here months later regularly concealed carry realizing I was completely utterly wrong.
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Maximum Derek! @dg4prez.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Excepting of course her pretending to be a Nazi in American History X. That doesn’t count.
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Maximum Derek! @dg4prez.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
I hate every word in that sentence but fuck me if you aren’t correct. This sounds a lot like how young me being extremely willing to invest the emotional effort to fix Fairuza Balk, though I’m pretty sure even at my thirstiest her being a Nazi would have been a turnoff.
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Maximum Derek! @dg4prez.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
No part of me understands this. Like even if you want to have a pet gay man why would you want one who is total monster?
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Maximum Derek! @dg4prez.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Oh we're just pretending you didn't post a photo of that flight suit?
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Maximum Derek! @dg4prez.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
So just to be clear - saying the slightest negative thing about the kind of values Charlie Kirk put out into the world will result in getting fired, but saying we should kill the homeless is fine if you say you're sorry?
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Maximum Derek! @dg4prez.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Oh you mother fucker. Why is it dangerous Mitch? Is it because of what you did to the Supreme Court? Maybe it’s because you kept him from being impeached? www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
theguardian.com
Trump’s second presidency is ‘most dangerous period’ since second world war, Mitch McConnell says
Former Senate leader likens administration’s fixation with tariffs to isolationist policies of the US in the 1930s
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Maximum Derek! @dg4prez.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
They need to start understanding that getting taxed is the only GOOD outcome for them. There are fallback solutions they will like a lot less.
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Maximum Derek! @dg4prez.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Hood politics is never late and arrives precisely when it means to.
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Maximum Derek! @dg4prez.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Just Yodas all the way down.
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Maximum Derek! @dg4prez.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Every time I think they can't get any dumber, they make me lower the floor.
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Maximum Derek! @dg4prez.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
One might even call it... Gilded? A Gilded Age?
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Maximum Derek! @dg4prez.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Kind of seems like you need to. Do it for Pedro.
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Maximum Derek! @dg4prez.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Like she had any power whatsoever.
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Maximum Derek! @dg4prez.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Still waiting on you to explain how Clinton (who I also think was molesting children along with Trump) is pulling strings here buddy.
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