D.Fitz in the 406 @dfitz406.bsky.social · 10/10/2026It's mind-boggling to think I've been retired for five months already. We're having a blast! A friend recently asked if the transition into retirement was difficult. Nope! l loved my job and my boss, but still, it felt like being released from prison. (Well, maybe federal prison -- the cushy kind.) 000
D.Fitz in the 406 @dfitz406.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Montanans might recall that the original bill text called for voters to write their *full* DOB on the envelope, until people went apeshit and lined up to testify against this blatant security risk. The birth-year compromise achieved nothing except cement Rep. Mitchell's reputation as a giant tool 110
D.Fitz in the 406 @dfitz406.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Today is one of those rare Wordle days where I'm at my sixth and final guess but I can't even find a combination of letters that works. It's probably due to reducing my alcohol consumption over the past couple months 😂 100
D.Fitz in the 406 @dfitz406.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Despite all that detailed transit data, apparently the software is unable to update the estimated delivery date. I hope my mail-in ballot has better luck arriving on time 010
D.Fitz in the 406 @dfitz406.bsky.social · 24/09/2026another greenie Wordle 1,923 3/6 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 220
D.Fitz in the 406 @dfitz406.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Thanks, Microsoft, for putting Collins Danger Basher right through to my priority inbox. Surely this is an important service that I must purchase posthaste 000
D.Fitz in the 406 @dfitz406.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Maybe I'll go play Shake-a-Day Wordle 1,910 2/6 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 010
Reposted by D.Fitz in the 406Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026BREAKING: Trump Cheers German Neo-Nazi Party Wins 52510212
D.Fitz in the 406 @dfitz406.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Raise your hand if you've had "Jolene" playing in your head for five days 000
D.Fitz in the 406 @dfitz406.bsky.social · 25/08/2026and Montana, where we have the most fucked-up Senate race in history 010
Reposted by D.Fitz in the 406Pat Bagley @bagleycartoons.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I stand with Canada You can’t negotiate with a lying pig like Trump. His promises are worthless. He’s shown over and over again he’ll break word if there’s a way he and his criminal spawn can profit 411625
D.Fitz in the 406 @dfitz406.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Farmers and ranchers need to vote better next time 021
D.Fitz in the 406 @dfitz406.bsky.social · 15/08/2026and yet, some friends want to quibble over the definition of fascism as a way of denying we aren't on a bullet train to Hitlerville 000
D.Fitz in the 406 @dfitz406.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I use the DuckDuckGo browser and sometimes Chrome. Microsoft Bing is NOT set as my default search engine. That is, it wasn't, until today's Windows update set it as my new default in Chrome without asking. I changed it back immediately. Fuck off, @microsoft.com 110
D.Fitz in the 406 @dfitz406.bsky.social · 10/08/2026This is an excerpt from a business-related blog and can be titled, Reason 3,958,231 why AI is a lot stupider than investors think. 010
D.Fitz in the 406 @dfitz406.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Next they're gonna address the shortage of surgeons in rural areas with people who were pretty good at playing Operation 010
D.Fitz in the 406 @dfitz406.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Turns out I was exactly right with my sarcastic comment last month! This is an excerpt of a new NYT expose 000
D.Fitz in the 406 @dfitz406.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Goddamnit! I had today's word in mind when I opened the Wordle page, but I went with a similar 3-vowel word instead. Still got it in 2 Wordle 1,875 2/6 ⬛⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 010
D.Fitz in the 406 @dfitz406.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Huh. Looks like Project 2025 failed to account for a few things. Electing incompetent idiots to national office to appeal to your incompetent idiot base doesn't lead to world domination after all 000
D.Fitz in the 406 @dfitz406.bsky.social · 22/07/2026an all-green near failure Wordle 1,859 6/6 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 100
D.Fitz in the 406 @dfitz406.bsky.social · 17/07/2026People with psychiatric issues being elevated to positions for which they are unqualified, such as ICE agent and President of the United States? That's the kind of DEI program we should eliminate 052
Reposted by D.Fitz in the 406Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 08/07/2026jesus fucking christ 201089208
D.Fitz in the 406 @dfitz406.bsky.social · 05/07/2026They should start protesting liberals in the weather service by standing outside during lightning storms waving rakes and pitchforks in the air 052
D.Fitz in the 406 @dfitz406.bsky.social · 04/07/2026I wonder when it will happen? You know, IT! Wouldn't it be great if IT happened on July 4th? 010
D.Fitz in the 406 @dfitz406.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Best description I've heard for this semiquincentennial: "Deuce and a Half" 010
D.Fitz in the 406 @dfitz406.bsky.social · 30/06/2026You know things are bad when Steven Beschloss comes close to swearing 000
D.Fitz in the 406 @dfitz406.bsky.social · 28/06/2026It's a tricky one today, folks Wordle 1,835 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 200
Reposted by D.Fitz in the 406Tobias Wilson-Bates @phdhurtbrain.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Breaking News: the algae has agreed to accept $300 billion to consider vacating the reflecting pool 11076281457
D.Fitz in the 406 @dfitz406.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Do you think that, somewhere deep, deep inside, Trump knows he's nothing but white trash? #happybirthdayloser 010
D.Fitz in the 406 @dfitz406.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Observation as a new retiree: At least 40 different YouTube channels about retirement have appeared in my feed. All seem to have thumbnails proclaiming there is one retirement secret/trick/challenge that "nobody is talking about," which makes me think everyone actually is talking about it 020
D.Fitz in the 406 @dfitz406.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Yes, I thought it was all staged by the left! Which was weird, because I never did get an invitation from Antifa Headquarters to attend 100
Reposted by D.Fitz in the 406Matt Ortega @mattortega.com · 19/05/2026Elon Musk is a mass murderer. 13017
D.Fitz in the 406 @dfitz406.bsky.social · 05/05/2026all green and six wrong guesses Wordle 1,781 X/6 ⬜🟩⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 000