Peanut Grigio @dfem.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I think he means to sell his collection of normal video games on eBay because he won't need them anymore. I have to believe that one wouldn't believe selling your 'brand new' ai game on eBay would generate revenue. 010
Peanut Grigio @dfem.bsky.social · 08/10/2026TV camera zooms way in on my pocket to see a bulge that could be a lighter. Then pans to my other pocket and sees a rectangular cigarette box shaped bulge which they rightfully assume to be a brick of c4 and then I'm doxxed until everybody i know hates me. 000
Peanut Grigio @dfem.bsky.social · 04/10/2026quinquennial installation of Diablo 2 gotta run to the gas station in the middle of the night because your boy is fresh out of smokes 000
Peanut Grigio @dfem.bsky.social · 21/09/2026That's crazy. Thinking back to The Italian Job where they are like football throwing giant gold bars at each other. It would be like getting hit in the chest with a 100lb dumbbell. 000
Peanut Grigio @dfem.bsky.social · 17/09/2026"AI put a pile of random stones in the living room, make it impossible to mount a tv to so potential buyers know that this is a 'thinking persons' house" 000
Peanut Grigio @dfem.bsky.social · 13/09/2026If you unbutton your pants button and pop your shirt off the golden corral assumes you already paid and were just taking a break. 0280
Peanut Grigio @dfem.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I can't wait for Robert Pattinson to play as Nathan Fielder 000
Peanut Grigio @dfem.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Reasonable people: "I do not give Mark Zuckerberg permission to ..." 000
Peanut Grigio @dfem.bsky.social · 28/08/2026If you start blocking AI software companies on fb/ig you start getting served weirder and weirder AI software company pages with fewer and fewer followers at an incredible rate. 000
Peanut Grigio @dfem.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Probably a good year for trout and a bad year for striped bass. I've retired from fishing this year due to spending this summer abstaining from drinks. Too risky seeing all those fish in all that liquid. 000
Peanut Grigio @dfem.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Going to the bank tomorrow to ask for money so i can make Muppet Babies 2: The Fight for New York. 000
Peanut Grigio @dfem.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Teen is pretty broad. But. Teens have jobs and phones and debit cards. How often could parents stop them from getting in Ubers by themselves? Not that i think giving them access to driver selfie cameras is good. 010
Peanut Grigio @dfem.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Finally reached enough wine courage to blow through my black ink tonight because I don't like reading on a screen. 100
Peanut Grigio @dfem.bsky.social · 21/08/2026AI pulled back pictures of a comic published by a major comic publisher and said it doesn't exist? 000
Peanut Grigio @dfem.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Is unibrow short for 'unified eyebrow'? Because that sounds way cooler 000
Peanut Grigio @dfem.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Returning my chicken Parm because it doesn't look like corn on the cob 000
Peanut Grigio @dfem.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Do they make dryer outlet surge protectors so i can run 6 dryers concurrently? 000
Peanut Grigio @dfem.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Quote with a ridiculous movie you think people should watch. 000
Peanut Grigio @dfem.bsky.social · 30/07/2026I tried using "I also wanted to know how many R's are in the word raspberry" a couple times. Turns out Bluesky would have you believe that's a far more common joke than in irl. 010
Peanut Grigio @dfem.bsky.social · 30/07/2026"An Army National Guard officer has admitted to using his government travel card to fund a secret second marriage" -Strange Scaffold games 2026 000
Peanut Grigio @dfem.bsky.social · 30/07/2026My cat likes his food better if I tell him it's minestrone. It doesn't matter what it actually is, i think he just likes to know it has a proper name. 000
Peanut Grigio @dfem.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Remove all the shows people binge watch regularly then proclaim "it's the end of the binge watching era" -_- 010
Peanut Grigio @dfem.bsky.social · 21/07/2026If your large intestine really is like 15 miles long why can't I hold it until i have at least a mile in there packed up good and proper? Or did we subconsciously train ourselves to overcome the shortfalls of plumbing capabilities? 000
Peanut Grigio @dfem.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Capitalism feels almost bearable while wearing your Buc-ee's shirt to the grindcore show at the abandoned fire station in the 5th largest city in your state 000
Peanut Grigio @dfem.bsky.social · 17/07/2026JRR Tolkien: Supreme Clientele 2 Trap-A-Holics DatPiff 000
Peanut Grigio @dfem.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Nighttime ritual. See a car on Facebook marketplace, turn to my wife and say "dang, imagine pulling up to daycare in that thing" 000
Peanut Grigio @dfem.bsky.social · 09/07/2026It's 35 steps from my office chair to my porch. * 2 = 70 10000/70 = 142.85. So, if i smoke 142 cigarettes a day and take one detour to get a drink I'll get my 10000 steps in and be healthy. 001
Peanut Grigio @dfem.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Every 4 year rewatch of Green Street Hooligans - "The Gooners is a shit firm". 000
Peanut Grigio @dfem.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Skinny people all fight relatively the same in action movies. Variations of whatever is popular at the moment. But a sturdy boy, you never know what they're going to get up to when they show up 000
Peanut Grigio @dfem.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Kids aren't scared, they'll make that 6h pencil look like a 7b and i respect that. 000
Peanut Grigio @dfem.bsky.social · 04/07/2026If Linkle was a character in the Bible they'd be pestilence. 000
Peanut Grigio @dfem.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Smarties candy necklace but for other foods like gulab jamun or yams or penicillin. 000
Peanut Grigio @dfem.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Soccer player dicks must look like hockey player faces 000
Peanut Grigio @dfem.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Experts: "At Tescos they sell a wonderful service. It's a flashlight with a little hand crank and if you constantly crank it you can have a free ceiling light" 011
Peanut Grigio @dfem.bsky.social · 30/06/2026EA should host an alternate tournament called the Earth Goblet or something 000
Peanut Grigio @dfem.bsky.social · 25/06/2026bournehub.com where you watch videos of dudes sneaking around 000
