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Peanut Grigio

@dfem.bsky.social
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Peanut Grigio @dfem.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Least popular baby names of 2026: Claude and Grok.
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Peanut Grigio @dfem.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
quinquennial installation of Diablo 2 gotta run to the gas station in the middle of the night because your boy is fresh out of smokes
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Peanut Grigio @dfem.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I can't wait for Robert Pattinson to play as Nathan Fielder
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Peanut Grigio @dfem.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
If you start blocking AI software companies on fb/ig you start getting served weirder and weirder AI software company pages with fewer and fewer followers at an incredible rate.
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Peanut Grigio @dfem.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Probably a good year for trout and a bad year for striped bass. I've retired from fishing this year due to spending this summer abstaining from drinks. Too risky seeing all those fish in all that liquid.
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Peanut Grigio @dfem.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Going to the bank tomorrow to ask for money so i can make Muppet Babies 2: The Fight for New York.
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Peanut Grigio @dfem.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Is Jason Statham in Ranma 1/2 Hard Battle?
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Peanut Grigio @dfem.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Shadowfax™ horse
Shadowfax™ horseThe fastest horse in middle earth
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Peanut Grigio @dfem.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
AI pulled back pictures of a comic published by a major comic publisher and said it doesn't exist?
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Peanut Grigio @dfem.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Is unibrow short for 'unified eyebrow'? Because that sounds way cooler
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Peanut Grigio @dfem.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Do they make dryer outlet surge protectors so i can run 6 dryers concurrently?
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Peanut Grigio @dfem.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Quote with a ridiculous movie you think people should watch.
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Peanut Grigio @dfem.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
"An Army National Guard officer has admitted to using his government travel card to fund a secret second marriage" -Strange Scaffold games 2026
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Peanut Grigio @dfem.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
My cat likes his food better if I tell him it's minestrone. It doesn't matter what it actually is, i think he just likes to know it has a proper name.
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Peanut Grigio @dfem.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
If your large intestine really is like 15 miles long why can't I hold it until i have at least a mile in there packed up good and proper? Or did we subconsciously train ourselves to overcome the shortfalls of plumbing capabilities?
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Peanut Grigio @dfem.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
My body feels like a Nissan Stanza
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Peanut Grigio @dfem.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Capitalism feels almost bearable while wearing your Buc-ee's shirt to the grindcore show at the abandoned fire station in the 5th largest city in your state
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Peanut Grigio @dfem.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Chet Haze
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Peanut Grigio @dfem.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
JRR Tolkien: Supreme Clientele 2 Trap-A-Holics DatPiff
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Peanut Grigio @dfem.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Nighttime ritual. See a car on Facebook marketplace, turn to my wife and say "dang, imagine pulling up to daycare in that thing"
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Peanut Grigio @dfem.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
It's 35 steps from my office chair to my porch. * 2 = 70 10000/70 = 142.85. So, if i smoke 142 cigarettes a day and take one detour to get a drink I'll get my 10000 steps in and be healthy.
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Peanut Grigio @dfem.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Every 4 year rewatch of Green Street Hooligans - "The Gooners is a shit firm".
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Peanut Grigio @dfem.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Skinny people all fight relatively the same in action movies. Variations of whatever is popular at the moment. But a sturdy boy, you never know what they're going to get up to when they show up
Brian Le, The FuriousTae Won-seok, BloodhoundsBolo Yeung, Bloodsport
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Peanut Grigio @dfem.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Kids aren't scared, they'll make that 6h pencil look like a 7b and i respect that.
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Peanut Grigio @dfem.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
If Linkle was a character in the Bible they'd be pestilence.
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Peanut Grigio @dfem.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Smarties candy necklace but for other foods like gulab jamun or yams or penicillin.
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Peanut Grigio @dfem.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Salmon and brisket, classic combo
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Peanut Grigio @dfem.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Soccer player dicks must look like hockey player faces
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Peanut Grigio @dfem.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Experts: "At Tescos they sell a wonderful service. It's a flashlight with a little hand crank and if you constantly crank it you can have a free ceiling light"
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Peanut Grigio @dfem.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
EA should host an alternate tournament called the Earth Goblet or something
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Peanut Grigio @dfem.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Can you flush a toothpaste down the toilet?
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Peanut Grigio @dfem.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
bournehub.com where you watch videos of dudes sneaking around
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Peanut Grigio @dfem.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I hate when you get the corn on the cob with bad kerning. Terrible experience. Look like baby teeth in there.
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Peanut Grigio @dfem.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Lasers are a pain
Open ps2 and Ace Combat Zero
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Peanut Grigio @dfem.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
If they wanted to make Sinners in 2016 they would have had to hire Michael B Jordan and Michael Air Jordan and the movie would have cost twice as many big ones to make (in stilts alone). Capital deems it necessary to copy+paste the expensive ones, gotta keep the meat buffet coming at early lunch
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Peanut Grigio @dfem.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Pizza flavored nerds rope
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Peanut Grigio @dfem.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
This world cup is like when you are at the bar and your friend keeps bringing you glasses of water with a business card for their dad's metal fabrication business taped to the glass.
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Peanut Grigio @dfem.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I want that series about Frank Castle's artsy brother Faber
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Peanut Grigio @dfem.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Very glad we're ruining the world for this sharp insight. That said, I'm still not convinced Scotland actually exists.
Can I wear jeans in Scotland
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Peanut Grigio @dfem.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
We all get to feel like famous athletes when some dude at the coffee shop yells at me for messing up their parlay because i left a tip.
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Peanut Grigio @dfem.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
The Gaming of the Schrew
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Peanut Grigio @dfem.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Does anybody call him Peter Rose?
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Peanut Grigio @dfem.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
My video game is a csv parser with loot
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Peanut Grigio @dfem.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Holding an olive I looked into my friendly neighborhood Flock camera and said "How could silicon valley make this better?"
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Peanut Grigio @dfem.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Lyonyrdo Skynyrdo
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Peanut Grigio @dfem.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Sometimes i take the free lesson at whatever fighting style gym. I go in there and just talk about Tae Bo for like an hour. They never even try to sucker me into paying for the premium lessons
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Peanut Grigio @dfem.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Camembert and Camemernie
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Peanut Grigio @dfem.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Orzo is 2 rice glued together by nefarious means
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Peanut Grigio @dfem.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I usually quarter each piece of rice because my son is 12 and i just don't trust him
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Peanut Grigio @dfem.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
If you are new to woodworking, your first purchase should be; A Dado Stack, a drill, 3/8 in steel tubing, super glue and some 1" washers.
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