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Dan Schmidt

@dfan.bsky.social
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Co-creator of Ultima Underworld, Guitar Hero, Rock Band, et al. Lead singer & songwriter of Honest Bob and the Factory-to-Dealer-Incentives. These days I mostly play the piano and Go.

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Dan Schmidt @dfan.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I've been hearing O Fortuna wrong my whole life?!? I always heard 3 groups of 2 but it's 2 groups of 3. I am genuinely shook. youtu.be/aZUSQUWLqj8?...
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1.- O Fortuna (C. Orff) Score Animation
YouTube video by ScoreAnimation
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Dan Schmidt @dfan.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
It's weird how quickly I can vacillate between "there are already a million good songs in the world, it really doesn't need any more" and "what a tragedy for humanity it will be if no one ever hears my latest masterwork in progress".
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Dan Schmidt @dfan.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I've been playing the piano for over 50 years and today I learned that the standard fingering for a left hand F major scale starts with 5.
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Dan Schmidt @dfan.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
My Ship of Theseus is that he ends up with the Minotaur.
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Dan Schmidt @dfan.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Spider And Web.
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Dan Schmidt @dfan.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
The best moment in rock performance is when you barely get back to the mic in time to sing your backing vocal.
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Dan Schmidt @dfan.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
One of my favorite moments in all of rock is the simultaneous mixed modes of A-B-C# ("this will be") over an F9 chord in "This Will Be Our Year". I love to do this sort of thing and I bet this is where I first got it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=tm4E...
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This Will Be Our Year
YouTube video by The Zombies - Topic
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Dan Schmidt @dfan.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Hello Boston-area folks, I (and a lot of crazy-ass music) will be featured in this concert at MIT of lots of modern music for Balinese gamelan and sometimes Western instruments this Saturday afternoon: www.eventbrite.com/e/gamelan-sh...
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GAMELAN SHOWDOWN: A Balinese Battles of the Bands
MIT’s Gamelan Galak Tika and Queens College’s Gamelan Yowana Sari come together for a joint concert—a Balinese mebarung (melody competition)
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Dan Schmidt @dfan.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
A songwriting tip I haven't seen elsewhere: in a rhyming couplet, put the more interesting word in the second line. The reaction you want is "Whoa, I didn't see that rhyme coming!", not "Cool word, but will they just use a generic word to complete the rhyme?... yep."
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Dan Schmidt @dfan.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Any DM can tell that Mamdani just cast Charm Person.
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Dan Schmidt @dfan.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
For what I paid for this Scotch, you'd think they might bother to use more than just a single malt.
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Dan Schmidt @dfan.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Tonight marks the transition from everyone incorrectly writing EST to incorrectly writing EDT.
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Python Software Foundation @python.org · 27/10/2025
TLDR; The PSF has made the decision to put our community and our shared diversity, equity, and inclusion values ahead of seeking $1.5M in new revenue. Please read and share. pyfound.blogspot.com/2025/10/NSF-... 🧵
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The official home of the Python Programming Language
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Dan Schmidt @dfan.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
A long chat with Łukasz Ściga of the Wookash podcast about my career at Looking Glass Studios and Harmonix Music Systems, making games like Ultima Underworld, Terra Nova: Strike Force Centauri, and Guitar Hero: www.youtube.com/watch?v=II9L...
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Behind Great Games | Dan Schmidt
YouTube video by Wookash Podcast
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Dan Schmidt @dfan.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
11/16 bliss www.youtube.com/watch?v=Le1k...
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Palm - Parable Lickers [Official Audio]
YouTube video by Saddle Creek
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Dan Schmidt @dfan.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
I would pay handsomely for Pedro Pascal's voice in my GPS as long as after informing me of the optimal route he would always add "This is the way".
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Dan Schmidt @dfan.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Z6B...
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Whatever Happened to Pong?
YouTube video by Black Francis - Topic
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Dan Schmidt @dfan.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
William Bolcom straight-up trolling me with an A♭♭ dominant seventh chord (the key signature at this point is Oops! All Flats)
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Dan Schmidt @dfan.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
A sign that you're playing too much Blue Prince: you get excited when you see this while walking down the street
A pile of dirt on the sidewalk that looks like a "dig spot" in the video game Blue Prince
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Dan Schmidt @dfan.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Writing lyrics is usually kind of a pain but sometimes you get to rhyme soapbox with roadblocks.
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Dan Schmidt @dfan.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Attention all musicians: the chance that I will buy your record goes up by around a factor of 10 if an excerpt of its sheet music is on the album cover.
Album cover of Defiant Life by Vijay Iyer and Wadada Leo Smith
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Dan Schmidt @dfan.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
An inordinate number of my dreams take place in restaurants.
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Dan Schmidt @dfan.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKhL...
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Blimps Go 90
YouTube video by Guided by Voices - Topic
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Dan Schmidt @dfan.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Love to sight-read music in A# minor
Piano sheet music with a key signature of seven sharps
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Dan Schmidt @dfan.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
RIP Tom Johnson, an incredibly original and vital voice in modern music. If you know one piece by him, it's probably "Failing"; if you don't, now you do: www.youtube.com/watch?v=GM9N...
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Failing: A Very Difficult Piece for String Bass
YouTube video by Robert Black - Topic
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Dan Schmidt @dfan.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
The six most common answers on r/piano, in no particular order: 1. The time signature's fine, that's a triplet. 2. That staff has two voices. 3. It's a turn. 4. It's cancelling the previous accidental. 5. I can't tell unless you provide the clef and key signature. 6. Is that from musescore.com?
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Dan Schmidt @dfan.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Today's belated discovery was Dopesmoker by Sleep, and it's glorious, the For Philip Guston of stoner metal. www.youtube.com/watch?v=cq1o...
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Dopesmoker (2022 Remastered Version)
YouTube video by Sleep - Topic
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Dan Schmidt @dfan.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
I can finally confidently claim that I've memorized all the Bach Inventions. Biggest unexpected benefit: I always have something to do with my mind when it's not otherwise engaged. On to the Sinfonias?
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Dan Schmidt @dfan.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
A bandmate just reminded me of an old customer review of one of our CDs: "It doesn't get any better than this. ★★★★☆"
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Dan Schmidt @dfan.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Carry-On: Snakes on a Plane but it's luggage
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Dan Schmidt @dfan.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
I knew a bunch of these dots individually but was unaware of many of the connections. A great intro to an amazing cluster of creative scenes.
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Dan Schmidt @dfan.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Doing editing passes on my text writing usually means cutting material. Doing editing passes on my music writing usually means adding repetitions.
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Dan Schmidt @dfan.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Sometimes a song needs to be 8 minutes long. shrubbies.bandcamp.com/track/memphi...
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memphis in texas, by Shrubbies
from the album memphis in texas
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Dan Schmidt @dfan.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
I went to look up the original music to Jingle Bells to see if it had a secondary dominant under "one-horse open" and boy was it not what I expected. Full score at drive.google.com/file/d/12gOf...
Original sheet music to the chorus of Jingle Bells
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Dan Schmidt @dfan.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
I've been managing to do okay for the last few weeks but I don't know what's going to happen when I run out of Nero Wolfe novels.
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Dan Schmidt @dfan.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Reading through a bunch of scores of da capo arias and it feels kind of passive-aggressive that they all end with "Fine."
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Dan Schmidt @dfan.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
5 authors whose books I will buy without reading the synopsis: - Andrew Crumey - Steve Erickson - Thomas Pynchon (hoping for one more!) - Jack Vance (I mean, I bought all of them) - @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social Not counting mysteries/procedurals since that feels like cheating.
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Dan Schmidt @dfan.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
The way John Fogerty sings "Put me in coach" always makes me think that he's buying an airplane ticket.
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Dan Schmidt @dfan.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Today's #A-Haydn-A-Day symphony is #45, the famous "Farewell". What jumped out this time was the brutally square opening theme with a full stop after 16 measures. I can hear him taking a deep breath and saying "OK, even this I can turn into a masterpiece."
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Dan Schmidt @dfan.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Alpacas are what happens if you make a new animal and forget that you had "snap to grid" enabled.
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Dan Schmidt @dfan.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Every indoor photo of this house looks like a terrible jigsaw puzzle picture. www.zillow.com/homedetails/...
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1201 Marble Way, Boca Raton, FL 33432 | MLS #RX-11035440 | Zillow
This 12709 square feet Single Family home has 12 bedrooms and 11 bathrooms. It is located at 1201 Marble Way, Boca Raton, FL.
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Dan Schmidt @dfan.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Since this topic is going around again:
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Dan Schmidt @dfan.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
In case you needed any more proof that all the social media energy has now moved to Bluesky, this morning I found myself in the midst of a heated but polite debate on Bruckner tempi.
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Dan Schmidt @dfan.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
It seems to have fallen to me to commemorate the 25th anniversary of The 3 Way. www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pT3...
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Socs Hip
YouTube video by Lilys - Topic
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Dan Schmidt @dfan.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Apparently I'm the first person to ever say "Hepokoski" here. Anyway I'm finally reading Elements of Sonata Theory and the combination of technical bespoke jargon and hand-wavy vibey interpretations is actually really charming. Maybe it's a hermeneutics thing.
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Dan Schmidt @dfan.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
This one was working for me
A two-page spread of Mircea Cărtărescu's Solenoid with "help!" repeated hundreds of times
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Dan Schmidt @dfan.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
Working through my feelings with more Scarlatti. 100 to go.
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Dan Schmidt @dfan.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
I voted
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Alexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
I guess it has fallen to me, the humor columnist, to endorse Harris for president wapo.st/3UqHWRM
The Washington Post is not bothering to endorse a candidate in the 2024 presidential election. (Jeff Bezos, the founder of Blue Origin and the founder and executive chairman of Amazon and Amazon Web Services, also owns The Post.)
We as a newspaper suddenly remembered, less than two weeks before the election, that we had a robust tradition 50 years ago of not telling anyone what to do with their vote for president. It is time we got back to those “roots,” I’m told!
Roots are important, of course. As recently as the 1970s, The Post did not endorse a candidate for president. As recently as centuries ago, there was no Post and the country had a king! Go even further back, and the entire continent of North America was totally uninhabitable, and we were all spineless creatures who lived in the ocean, and certainly there were no Post subscribers.But if I were the paper, I would be a little embarrassed that it has fallen to me, the humor columnist, to make our presidential endorsement. I will spare you the suspense: I am endorsing Kamala Harris for president, because I like elections and want to keep having them.
Let me tell you something. I am having a baby (It’s a boy!), and he is expected on Jan. 6, 2025 (It’s a … Proud Boy?). This is either slightly funny or not at all funny. This whole election, I have been lurching around, increasingly heavily pregnant, nauseated, unwieldy, full of the commingled hopes and terrors that come every time you are on the verge of introducing a new person to the world.
Well, that world will look very different, depending on the outcome of November’s election, and I care which world my kid gets born into. I also live here myself. And I happen to care about the people who are already here, in this world. Come to think of it, I have a lot of reasons for caring how the election goes. I think it should be obvious that this is not an election for sitting out.The case for Donald Trump is “I erroneously think the economy used to be better? I know that he has made many ominous-sounding threats about mass deportations, going after his political enemies, shutting down the speech of those who disagree with him (especially media outlets), and that he wants to make things worse for almost every category of person — people with wombs, immigrants, transgender people, journalists, protesters, people of color — but … maybe he’ll forget.”
“But maybe he’ll forget” is not enough to hang a country on!
Embarrassingly enough, I like this country. But everything good about it has been the product of centuries of people who had no reason to hope for better but chose to believe that better things were possible, clawing their way uphill — protesting, marching, voting, and, yes, doing the work of journalism — to build this fragile thing called democracy. But to be fragile is not the same as to be perishable, as G.K. Chesterton wrote. Simply do not break a glass, and it will last a thousand years. Smash it, and it will not last an instant. Democracy is like that: fragile, but only if you shatter it.Trust is like that, too, as newspapers know.
I’m just a humor columnist. I only know what’s happening because our actual journalists are out there reporting, knowing that their editors have their backs, that there’s no one too powerful to report on, that we would never pull a punch out of fear. That’s what our readers deserve and expect: that we are saying what we really think, reporting what we really see; that if we think Trump should not return to the White House and Harris would make a fine president, we’re going to be able to say so.

That’s why I, the humor columnist, am endorsing Kamala Harris by myself!
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Dan Schmidt @dfan.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
I endorse Kamala Harris for president.
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