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Michael M

@deyenigne.bsky.social
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A fan of video games, comics, and nerdy stuff. I post randomly depending on my mood but trying out different formats and such. I used to write reviews for Spider-Fan and so I’m trying to get back into that a bit. Profile pics commissions from Chris Campana

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Michael M @deyenigne.bsky.social · 4h
Where did this idea even come from? How does anyone even believe it?? And how is attacking trans people their ONLY strategy? And why does it even work at all? What the fuck is any of this.
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Michael M @deyenigne.bsky.social · 6h
Is Tucker trying one of those “make fun of yourself so the bullies can’t” things? Because it’s really working. Go on, Tuck, what other animals do you think are hot, I definitely respect you.
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Michael M @deyenigne.bsky.social · 7h
“Billionaire is victimized” is better reading than “actually, you people are probably smarter than this stupid app, learn to be self-sufficient, it’s actively making you stupider, for the love of God wake up” Or at least, more billionaires own the newspaper making those headlines
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Michael M @deyenigne.bsky.social · 7h
Yeah, it’s been a huge inconvenience at my work that we have kids who can access services because of Medicaid. Just really a huge bother. Maybe we can privatize the whole thing so no one has to be bothered with that whole “getting treated” BS.
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Michael M @deyenigne.bsky.social · 8h
It is so fucking depressing that these tech CEOs keep making these dumbass arguments like “would you be willing to give up this stupid program to get rid of a thing you hate?” Or “Of course I stole everything, I could never pay for all of it and never would” and yet they are still in power.
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Michael M @deyenigne.bsky.social · 10h
They believe him and they’ll gladly make excuses for why it’s high based on whatever he can think of.
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Michael M @deyenigne.bsky.social · 14h
This is like when Sonic first appeared on a Nintendo console. Something is deeply amiss here.
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Michael M @deyenigne.bsky.social · 15h
Look, I think we can all agree- fuck math. Get out of here.
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Michael M @deyenigne.bsky.social · 21h
I dunno, it sure doesn’t look like Alistair is going for “impenetrable” hi ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I’ll see myself out
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Michael M @deyenigne.bsky.social · 21h
I want to like this one a hundred more times
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Michael M @deyenigne.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
They know his audience, so they could also say “criticized as homophobic and also praised as homophobic”- he’s not exactly playing to the best people when he does that shit.
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Michael M @deyenigne.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Oh shit, c’mon guys, we can oust this loser on Election Day, right? Please?
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Michael M @deyenigne.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Well this way it can lead into the “Miles as head of a ‘Spider-Family’ mini-series, because heroes like Ghost Spider and Arana and Silk are just so inexperienced
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Michael M @deyenigne.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Yup- “you’re the wronged party, everyone else is crazy, he’s the personification of our network”
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Michael M @deyenigne.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
He is their worst impulses come to life. “You’re not wrong to be racist, cruel, and greedy. You should be, it’s freedom to do those things” And because he has been able to tell them “you’re the wronged party”, he’s also been able to say “and I should be able to do whatever I want to help”
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Michael M @deyenigne.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
“Weaponization of the DOJ” and “just do what the government tells you” are suddenly fan-favorite responses in the right. Terrifying how much influence one man can have on the entire country.
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Michael M @deyenigne.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Sadly, yeah, it’s just going to be “I made the mentor/mentee fight”, though they have cooled that dynamic so much it is kind of meaningless.
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Michael M @deyenigne.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
If I recall, when Miles joined the 616, Bendis was under the assumption Miles would be the “main” Spider-Man. And then there rumors that he MAY change his name (I remember the name ‘Spy-D’ floating around). It’s not going to happen, but there is some (decade old) precedent for why people think it.
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Michael M @deyenigne.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
So, basically, you think Andy would like to be “Clueless”?
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Michael M @deyenigne.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Alternate ending Miles: Dang, I couldn’t reach him, but I just hope he’s all right. Don’t you agree…..Norman (shock reveal)
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Michael M @deyenigne.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
The core basic of the characters aren’t really different enough that the fight will be anything more than Miles: Pete, you’re going too far Peter: No, you don’t understand Miles: You’re my mentor sort of. We fight now Later Peter: Wow, I learned a lot from YOU Miles
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Michael M @deyenigne.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
My guess is this is Brooke’s “children but old enough that it’s definitely not creepy that I have doing this”. Except yes it is.
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Michael M @deyenigne.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Man, I think the only way they could bungle such a great idea MORE would be to say “we’re AI first and also, you definitely don’t own this, you have a license that we WILL revoke at some point”
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Michael M @deyenigne.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I legit love this book- remember buying it as a kid and constantly re-reading it. And I was lucky enough to get you to sign it several years back!
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Michael M @deyenigne.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
…..I’m in two
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Michael M @deyenigne.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I know I’ve seen this before, but I’m also in Simpsons meme posting group and that makes me so sad to see written out
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Michael M @deyenigne.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I was just trying to explain this movie to my parents (they are old) and just went with “you won’t like it”. I tried! It’s not BAD, I was trying like hell to figure out what everything meant and symbolized and all. I went it ready to Silent Hill this movie. I wasn’t good at it.
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Michael M @deyenigne.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Why “fuck it”? That’s literally the best decision I’ve heard someone make all week.
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Michael M @deyenigne.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Well shoot, I did need some good news and this definitely was a slam dunk.
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Michael M @deyenigne.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ah, ok, just making sure there wasn’t something else I had missed or something. Damn, I remember being JUST into comics when his run was going and hating the Byrne ASM. Spidey has had it rough for a long time.
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Michael M @deyenigne.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Just as a quick follow-up- can you explain the Mackie thing? I really hated his part of the ‘98 reboot, but I will say, he was pretty nice at the cons I’ve met him at.
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Michael M @deyenigne.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Did he decide not show her his Rachmaninoff because she’s clearly trying to shove her privates directly onto his tongue?
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Michael M @deyenigne.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It’s basically the new rule of comedy- if you can’t be funny-funny, be “offensive” funny so you can trick dummies into knee-jerk supporting you.
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Michael M @deyenigne.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I need to step up my game and go back to memorizing minutiae and re-reading every single issue, I’m slipping.
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Michael M @deyenigne.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Thanks! I was looking through some old emails with the guys at “Spider-Fan” the last time I recall them giving an age and the last I found was something about him having been doing this for 14 years. But I feel like I also remember him saying he was 25 at some point.
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Michael M @deyenigne.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Surprisingly, I have strong thoughts on Spider-Man.
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Michael M @deyenigne.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Have they said he’s 28? I think they tried to maybe say that a long time ago (like 2014), but they also really want him to be perpetually young, but I also have a vague sense they maybe also said he was 25? But they also did some maybe accidental aging of him recently.
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Michael M @deyenigne.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I wouldn’t say it has to be “stupid”. It could also be a massive disappointment.
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Michael M @deyenigne.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Miles vs Peter is just sort of bound to occur. And it’s either Peter realizes he’s wrong or Miles has to “become the teacher” and show Peter he’s wrong. At least it’s not Bendis writing it, so there’s only a 50% chance it will become Peter whining how much cooler and better Miles is at being Spidey.
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Michael M @deyenigne.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
What even is this?? A mini-series?
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Michael M @deyenigne.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ah, I was wondering how much was just “for the time” censoring. Yeah, I realized pretty quickly I had no idea what was happening/why and I was just leaned into it and let the riffs happen
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Michael M @deyenigne.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I mean….most of it? It’s very anger inducing. I didn’t know that jellyfish were so native to the swamp?? Or that the water in swamps were so clear. But please, do tell.
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Michael M @deyenigne.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Wasn’t Wacker also the editor for Spider-Man during BND? Maybe he realizes just how much people hated it and he’s finally trying to address it. I figure he knows better than anyone.
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Michael M @deyenigne.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I’m hoping we don’t backtrack after this. I know this county has had its issues (I worked there for a year and had direct exposure), but their other stances on social issues have been encouraging
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Michael M @deyenigne.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Just got an email from our public school district saying AI use is prohibited for grades K-12 and didn’t call it “SI”
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Donald Glover Reacts with 'Good'
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Michael M @deyenigne.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My wife and I are locked in for tonight on this- both lifelong MSTies, we’ve been waiting for this!
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Michael M @deyenigne.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A creature-feature about a jellyfish man? I can’t see why it would be bad. It just makes sense.
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Michael M @deyenigne.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I have seen nothing but praise and this trio is my favorite riffing team from MST, I am so, so excited
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Michael M @deyenigne.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I wasn’t able to catch this in theaters, but I am fully prepared to watch this tonight and I am only SLIGHTLY considering skipping work and just watching it right this second.
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Michael M @deyenigne.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Wasn’t pretty much everything he did optioned or whatever at some point? I remember that being a joke before. I hadn’t heard of “Superior” before, but glad there’s something that seems to break his usual.
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