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Dexter Methorphan 🟦

@dextermethorphan.bsky.social
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Set designer. Visual Artist. Coffee roaster, food gardens, art history person, I can identify over 1000 types of chairs. I make things out of wood too. Old Jew drinking a V8. I'm sometimes NSFW, you've been warned.

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Dexter Methorphan 🟦 @dextermethorphan.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
@saxmike71.bsky.social my son is defending his dissertation today...
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Dexter Methorphan 🟦 @dextermethorphan.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
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Dexter Methorphan 🟦 @dextermethorphan.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
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Dexter Methorphan 🟦 @dextermethorphan.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
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Dexter Methorphan 🟦 @dextermethorphan.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Proof of life.
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Dexter Methorphan 🟦 @dextermethorphan.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
The Marx Brothers, out of character and dressed in suits and hats. Chico, Harpo, Groucho and Zeppo.
Leonard,
Adlolph
Julius 
and Herbert
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Dexter Methorphan 🟦 @dextermethorphan.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
My friend Ross MacDonald for the Daily Mail.
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Dexter Methorphan 🟦 @dextermethorphan.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Old Jew checks in with mishmosh. Chicken soup, noodles, matzo balls and dumplings. Quiet. I’m eating.
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Dexter Methorphan 🟦 @dextermethorphan.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Watching an old Criminal Minds. Paul Dooley makes a cameo. The late great character actor.
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Dexter Methorphan 🟦 @dextermethorphan.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
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Dexter Methorphan 🟦 @dextermethorphan.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Visiting artist face.
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Dexter Methorphan 🟦 @dextermethorphan.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
This woman has an amazing voice and stage presence. So extremely proud!!
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Dexter Methorphan 🟦 @dextermethorphan.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
I made stuffed shells. Shut up about it.
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Dexter Methorphan 🟦 @dextermethorphan.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Uncle Louie mug for @hunbothered.bsky.social
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Dexter Methorphan 🟦 @dextermethorphan.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Take the skinheads bowling. I’ve got two pairs of Docs.
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Dexter Methorphan 🟦 @dextermethorphan.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
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Dexter Methorphan 🟦 @dextermethorphan.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
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Dexter Methorphan 🟦 @dextermethorphan.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
No, YOU found the Festival of Lights parade truck at the grocery store.
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Dexter Methorphan 🟦 @dextermethorphan.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Don’t settle for counterfeit vegetable juice. It’s New Years Eve!!
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Dexter Methorphan 🟦 @dextermethorphan.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Good morning mothafuckas!!
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Dexter Methorphan 🟦 @dextermethorphan.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
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Dexter Methorphan 🟦 @dextermethorphan.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
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Dexter Methorphan 🟦 @dextermethorphan.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Happy Hanukkah. We’re enjoying the food of my people. Homemade egg rolls and chicken and shrimp stir fry.
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Dexter Methorphan 🟦 @dextermethorphan.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Brothers.
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Dexter Methorphan 🟦 @dextermethorphan.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
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Dexter Methorphan 🟦 @dextermethorphan.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Richard Butler of the Psychedelic Furs. Welcome to Winter
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Dexter Methorphan 🟦 @dextermethorphan.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Pancho Claus. A Houston tradition.
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Dexter Methorphan 🟦 @dextermethorphan.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
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Dexter Methorphan 🟦 @dextermethorphan.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Happy Saturday
A cappuccino next to the Rancilio machine used to make it.
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Dexter Methorphan 🟦 @dextermethorphan.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
angry woman in bed meme: He's probably thinking about that woman from the bar with the huge boobs.

Man: That bar is using generic V8, but how can I prove it?
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Dexter Methorphan 🟦 @dextermethorphan.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
I had an latte for late night airport run.
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Dexter Methorphan 🟦 @dextermethorphan.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
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Dexter Methorphan 🟦 @dextermethorphan.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
I'm friends with Ziggy...a deli man
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Dexter Methorphan 🟦 @dextermethorphan.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
90% hydration
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Dexter Methorphan 🟦 @dextermethorphan.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Ordered the final piece of my Linus Pauling costume. I’m going to be a professional Linus Pauling impersonator.
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Dexter Methorphan 🟦 @dextermethorphan.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
One of the fiercest, kindest, most creative and unique characters I’ve ever known lost his battle with glioblastoma. He taught me a lot of what I know about artistry and expression. He was fearless and loving and gentle despite outward appearances. Love hard. Tell your friends. #fuckcancer #lovehard
Tattooed blacksmith and natal artist Jon Reeves.
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Dexter Methorphan 🟦 @dextermethorphan.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
If you drag Twitter over here, you’re a repugnant fuck up and don’t deserve human solicitude.
Screen shot of a moron reposting a tweet.
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Dexter Methorphan 🟦 @dextermethorphan.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Posting for a friend who loves this movie.
It’s a wonderful life still photo. 
Strange isn’t it? Each man’s life touches so many other lives when he isn’t around he leaves an awful horrible doesn’t he? Clarence it’s a wonderful life.
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Dexter Methorphan 🟦 @dextermethorphan.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Gratuitous house picture. One of the people who came to the party called it “significant”. I told them I’d tell Kenneth, the groundskeeper. I think he thought I was serious.
A large house and front lawn.
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Dexter Methorphan 🟦 @dextermethorphan.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Don’t mess with me and my holiday barbecue platter
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Dexter Methorphan 🟦 @dextermethorphan.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Marcel Duchamp
Marcel Duchamp descends a staircase.
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Dexter Methorphan 🟦 @dextermethorphan.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Dog photos.
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Dexter Methorphan 🟦 @dextermethorphan.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
My scarred ear after skin cancer removal. #reconstructed #fuckcancer
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Dexter Methorphan 🟦 @dextermethorphan.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
I need these.
Socks that say this meeting is bullshit.
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Dexter Methorphan 🟦 @dextermethorphan.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Reposted with a gratuitous concert shot from 2023. They're still amazing live.
Richard Butler of the Psychedelic Furs, performing in concert.
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Dexter Methorphan 🟦 @dextermethorphan.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
How did I end up on angry, generic, all religious people are bad Bluesky? Weaponized atheism is as bad as religious extremism.
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Dexter Methorphan 🟦 @dextermethorphan.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
I put on pants. Please clap.
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Dexter Methorphan 🟦 @dextermethorphan.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Claremont UMC Nativity
Nativity scene with three cages.
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Dexter Methorphan 🟦 @dextermethorphan.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
The little pup
Little yorkie rescue
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Dexter Methorphan 🟦 @dextermethorphan.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Tea in the set my son gave me. Hand shown for scale. #handmade
Chinese ceramic tea pot and cup
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