Devon 💦🥩 @devoniousmax.bsky.social · 14/10/2026I HATE MY PHONE I HATE WHAT LIFE HAS BECOME NOW WE ALL HAVE THESE THINGS I HATE THAT I CAN’T IMAGINE MY LIFE WITHOUT ONE 110 1
Devon 💦🥩 @devoniousmax.bsky.social · 13/10/2026One day I’m going to manage to describe something coherently as a Rubik’s Kubla Khan and I’ll be made 100 1
Devon 💦🥩 @devoniousmax.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I’ve been excited for this since reading Matt’s glowing review. Finally saw it the other night and I’ve never been so glad to see a film on the big screen. Not many people in the seats but every one of them was gasping and reacting audibly at different moments. 010 1
Devon 💦🥩 @devoniousmax.bsky.social · 01/10/2026@thecorlew.bsky.social your nautical senses are tingling 110 1
Devon 💦🥩 @devoniousmax.bsky.social · 23/09/2026My mother once sent food back at a Denny’s on like day 3 of a family road trip to California. I’m both awed at the fact that she’s literally the embodiment of “maam this is a Denny’s” and convinced the whole situation would make for a great short film 010 1
Devon 💦🥩 @devoniousmax.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Tickle Me Elmo is the Bart Harley Jarvis of this competition and I’ll hear nothing to the contrary 000 0
Devon 💦🥩 @devoniousmax.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I’m a simple man. You cast Hugo Weaving as the villain and I’ll watch it six ways to Sunday. 110 1
Devon 💦🥩 @devoniousmax.bsky.social · 16/09/2026CANADA FUCK YEAH 🍁 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukEU chief backs plan for Canada to become 'associate member'Canada is seeking closer ties with EU after a breakdown in relations with the US and its president Donald Trump. 000 0
Devon 💦🥩 @devoniousmax.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Remember, if a man with stubble seduces you, and doesn’t disclose that his facial hair doesn’t naturally stop there, that’s sexual assault 010 1
Devon 💦🥩 @devoniousmax.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Temporarily? Surely this is the moment to finally ban them for good. Avoid the next season’s “first” fires. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukTemporary disposable barbecue ban over wildfire riskSingle-use grills pose a "significant risk to the public" in current drought and heatwave conditions, the government warns. 000 0
Devon 💦🥩 @devoniousmax.bsky.social · 11/08/2026My anthropological theory that I have no actual evidence for is that “being a man” has until very recently only meant acting as a grown man rather than a boy. It’s not about masculinity but rather accountability. 010 1
Devon 💦🥩 @devoniousmax.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Weird, I've always said the same thing about if you end up with an average-height, bald bespectacled maths teacher. 000 0
Devon 💦🥩 @devoniousmax.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Boy if there was ever a film for @thelinebreak.bsky.social to do an episode on this might be it! Can’t wait to check it out 000 0
Devon 💦🥩 @devoniousmax.bsky.social · 07/08/2026This is the thing about Chris Nolan. There are plenty of valid criticisms of his films, individually and as a corpus, but goddam do people* love them despite this. Like INTERSTELLAR has plenty of flaws but I won’t let a year go by without watching it. *at the very least, millennial men 110 1
Devon 💦🥩 @devoniousmax.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Finally saw WEAPONS - unfortunately on a plane but it was still immense. Could easily have been titled SCARY-ASS DOORWAYS, hoo boy. 110 1
Devon 💦🥩 @devoniousmax.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Nobody can convince me that he didn’t call it Space Ex purely because it sounds like Space Sex 000 0
Devon 💦🥩 @devoniousmax.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Looking forward to the HBO anthology series based on the works of Shel Silverstein 010 1
Devon 💦🥩 @devoniousmax.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Me when a great director knows exactly how to use a specific actor and does so in every film: 000 0
Devon 💦🥩 @devoniousmax.bsky.social · 24/07/2026I’ve been met with near universal bemusement when mentioning the ceiling fan we had put in our lower ground bedroom in Scotland. Yet every day I become increasingly smug about it. I will never stop talking about it. 000 0
Devon 💦🥩 @devoniousmax.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I guess you know you’re middle-aged when you’re standing outside, hands on hips, talking a deep breath of air saturated with wildfire pollutants and nodding whilst you say between coughs, “We needed this” 010 1
Devon 💦🥩 @devoniousmax.bsky.social · 19/07/2026@artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social anything for this? 000 0
Devon 💦🥩 @devoniousmax.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Sam Neill was one of a few actors whose name alone would convince me to watch a film. It’s impossible to overstate how impactful he was in Jurassic Park but even still my fondness for him will always focus on the fact he made the Merlin mini series rip harder than it had any right to. A huge loss. 030 3
Devon 💦🥩 @devoniousmax.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Summer holidays hit me so hard I had no idea yesterday was Saturday 020 2
Devon 💦🥩 @devoniousmax.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Sunday mornings we listen to Gillian Welch in this house and don’t you forget youtu.be/QXLTVVAup68?...youtu.beElvis Presley BluesYouTube video by Gillian Welch - Topic 110 1
Reposted by Devon 💦🥩Jacob Oller @jacoboller.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Come with me and you'll be / in a world of abject exploitation 10515167 515
Devon 💦🥩 @devoniousmax.bsky.social · 28/06/2026I find I have quite a few friends that I would describe, in moments of vulnerability, as better versions of me. I don’t have any I would consider to be shittier versions of me 🤔 010 1
Devon 💦🥩 @devoniousmax.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Just got off the train in York, first time visiting down here. Got the impression that there is a wedding on and the entirety of the shire is attending as customary. Turns out it's a big festival and day at the racecourse 120 2
Devon 💦🥩 @devoniousmax.bsky.social · 27/06/2026I'm hoping that we are only a few years away from the act of policing people online just being a huge signal that you are choosing to do that with your time instead of something good for your community. Truly gauche shit. 120 2
Reposted by Devon 💦🥩Mad Scholar Frights @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Once again, I am reminded that there is no classic rap track titled "Fuck tha Firefighters" 412222 122
Devon 💦🥩 @devoniousmax.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Scotland is sitting top of the table - Brazil has played a match too 010 1
Reposted by Devon 💦🥩Jillian Hanlon @jillianhanlon.bsky.social · 10/06/2026shawnsmucker.substack.com/p/please-use...shawnsmucker.substack.comPlease Use AIBe sure to use AI when making 127485 274
Devon 💦🥩 @devoniousmax.bsky.social · 21/05/2026No problem, the states rights loving republicans will weigh in on Minnesota’s side 000 0
Devon 💦🥩 @devoniousmax.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Imagine having the luxury to take a full calendar year to get over a minor time zone change 010 1
Reposted by Devon 💦🥩Woltergeist 2: The Other Side-Eye @wolter.bsky.social · 14/05/2026This is the money paragraph for me. 01254290 1.3K
Devon 💦🥩 @devoniousmax.bsky.social · 19/04/2026It's an absurd question to ask, like "what is the most beautiful flower". I think, though, that the most SIGNIFICANT working actor in the western world is Stellan Skarsgaard. 010 1
Devon 💦🥩 @devoniousmax.bsky.social · 10/04/2026You’re telling me this one film has the Nazgul chase from Weathertop to Rivendell, the journey through the Mines of Moria, AND the Uruk-Hai attacking on the banks the Anduin?! Why are we even still making other movies? 000 0
Devon 💦🥩 @devoniousmax.bsky.social · 10/04/2026No I don’t have any insecurities, why do you ask? Is it because of that thing I said, how whenever I’m talking with two other guys I feel like Frodo when Aragorn tells Boromir to give him back the ring on Caradhras? 010 1
Devon 💦🥩 @devoniousmax.bsky.social · 09/04/2026This is a huge loss - a talented and remarkable man Pioneering wildlife cameraman Doug Allan dies after falling ill in Nepal www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.uk 000 0
Devon 💦🥩 @devoniousmax.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Surely all we need to do is make a poison pill for LLMs which convinces them to say meow every time they mean now 010 1
Devon 💦🥩 @devoniousmax.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Hey what's up Seattle we're Lotrhead and this song is called Fake Plastic Ents Is this anything 010 1
Devon 💦🥩 @devoniousmax.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Every time my brother or I would open a fortune cookie we'd stare bemusedly at it and read "...bad luck and misfortune will follow you for the...rest of your days...?" 020 2
Reposted by Devon 💦🥩Aidan Moher @aidanmoher.com · 21/02/2026Why isn’t the right excited about technology?bbc.co.ukSingle vaccine could protect against all coughs, colds and flus, researchers sayA Stanford University team have tested their nasal spray vaccine in animals but still need to do human clinical trials. 12753011223 5.3K
Devon 💦🥩 @devoniousmax.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Poetry is DEAD Devon DoEsn't UnderstAn D it but likes it anyway 022 2
