Jacq @devmommi.com · 25/09/2026I’m not just bringing an iced coffee to the interview, I’m bringing all of my emotional support beverages 021
Jacq @devmommi.com · 13/08/2026Forever thinking about someone telling me they use ChatGPT to find Bible verses when they’re going through something, but when I went to church we were taught to just open the Bible and God would guide us. ChatGPT is god for some I guess, idk it’s just hilarious that’s all 000
Jacq @devmommi.com · 03/08/2026There’s a nine year old boy crocheting in the waiting room, iconic, fabulous, no notes 010
Jacq @devmommi.com · 14/07/2026It’s a good idea to have your toddlers favorite movies on DVD in case the internet goes out 000
Jacq @devmommi.com · 31/05/2026Is she pretty? Not really, but boy is she delicious and made from scratch! 020
Jacq @devmommi.com · 29/05/2026Sometimes you just gotta make that dish that only you like, and the family can deal with it bc no one else cooks 010
Jacq @devmommi.com · 22/05/2026A phishing for job applications or interviews will never get me, but if a threat actor hacked the Zillow updates… I’d get taken so easy w a 3/2 2+ acres for under 300k 020
Jacq @devmommi.com · 22/05/2026I asked my toddler what her dad does for work, she says ‘drive drive drives’ (hvac) asked her what I do for work and she goes ‘computer’ and she’s not wrong on either lol 010
Jacq @devmommi.com · 21/05/2026Hair can be all the way up and this child will still find a hair to pull 030
Jacq @devmommi.com · 17/05/2026When the afternoon coffee crosses the blood brain barrier on the first sip of 130
Jacq @devmommi.com · 03/05/2026I made yellow curry w salmon, some spare gold + sweet potatoes and carrot, no photos, it was delicious and is gone 010
Jacq @devmommi.com · 30/04/2026It’s all connected but not in a metaphysical way, in a meta-Amazon-google way 010
Jacq @devmommi.com · 28/04/2026Life hack: 20 squats post meal and you can decrease your blood sugar spike 020
Jacq @devmommi.com · 20/04/2026I think it’s dystopian that I’m being marketed how to “find relief for groceries” in a world where the companies are making up the prices at record breaking profits 110
Jacq @devmommi.com · 16/04/2026Me taste testing all the rice as it’s cooking to make sure it’s cooking 010
Jacq @devmommi.com · 09/04/2026I was not put on this earth to be concerned about what people think of me 010
Jacq @devmommi.com · 08/04/2026My whole life I’ve seen men prioritized and believed over girls and women, so to watch our nation crumble is sad but the little girl in me is not surprised no one is doing anything or coming to save anyone, the teenager in me is angry at the injustice, and the mother in me weeps for my kids. 030
Jacq @devmommi.com · 06/04/2026Should I be stock piling oil like that one episode of always sunny 010
Jacq @devmommi.com · 06/04/2026My family is very “only I can have a mental illness and the thought of someone else also having one and it being why they act that way is inconceivable “ 020
Jacq @devmommi.com · 31/03/2026Wild that a year ago I was in labor and now I have an amazing walking, babbling, little baby 030
Jacq @devmommi.com · 16/03/2026The hot woman gym owner told me my outfit was cute so I will be riding that high all week 030
Jacq @devmommi.com · 15/03/2026My MIL asked if WE could go to the gym today, she’s lost weight sure but she’s moving better and yesssssss 020
Jacq @devmommi.com · 14/03/2026God I hate when a man tries to act like he knows more than me, a chronically online mom with a phd in stumbleupon 130
Jacq @devmommi.com · 08/03/2026This baby not even a year old and just stampeding around everywhere we go 110
Jacq @devmommi.com · 25/02/2026U can just feed ur baby a rotisserie chicken every week and they’re excited about it every time 000
Jacq @devmommi.com · 24/02/2026I love being able to just look up a fact or how to within seconds on the super computer in my pocket 010
Jacq @devmommi.com · 22/02/2026Being the only one in the yoga class to respond bc I am a toddler mom 010
Jacq @devmommi.com · 15/02/2026Another killer ab workout that’s left me once again, with no 12 pack, ridiculous 010