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devinrenay.bsky.social @devinrenay.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Sorry what was the question? 😂
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devinrenay.bsky.social @devinrenay.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Whoa 🤯
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devinrenay.bsky.social @devinrenay.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Carving out my social media niche as the photographer who doesn’t post/promote their work
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devinrenay.bsky.social @devinrenay.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I got homies working the Emmys and homies with new tiddies, we stay winning!
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Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Once again staking my mental health on the 49ers for a season
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devinrenay.bsky.social @devinrenay.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Nooooo 🫣 they’ll come for me
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devinrenay.bsky.social @devinrenay.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
If I told yall what I thought were the corniest photography trends, I’d be crucified 🤐
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devinrenay.bsky.social @devinrenay.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The men in my life really be like “introduce me to your model friends” And I just be like “lol they don’t want you”
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devinrenay.bsky.social @devinrenay.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
If we’re being honest, punks are only like a step above hippies in the shitty subgroup hierarchy
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devinrenay.bsky.social @devinrenay.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
This dude skeletor pulled up on his opp with an Astro projection show. Top 10 hardest villain moves
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devinrenay.bsky.social @devinrenay.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Need me a freak like her
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devinrenay.bsky.social @devinrenay.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
It’s essentially necessary to be a pervert in order to be a great filmmaker. All the greatest directors to have lived were some level of sexual deviant Hitchcock (pervert) Welles (gay) Kubrick (pervert) Fellini (bbw chaser) Kurosawa (Japanese) Godard (French) Scorsese (Catholic)
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devinrenay.bsky.social @devinrenay.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Physics has proven if you put flame decals on your car, it’ll drive faster. Similarly, if you blast jungle music it will have the same effect and you are not obligated to the laws of the land if these 2 forces happen to coexist.
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devinrenay.bsky.social @devinrenay.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Trying to stay dark and mysterious throughout the lap dance
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devinrenay.bsky.social @devinrenay.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I’ve been trying to find out the info for like 2 years now but I don’t wanna bring it up for traumatic reasonings - but also I can’t find any info online relevant to the events
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devinrenay.bsky.social @devinrenay.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I have a vague memory of my mom regularly hanging out with a family back in my early adolescence, only to find out the father murdered his wife and daughters and then himself somewhere in the hills and I don’t know how to approach asking about the details
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devinrenay.bsky.social @devinrenay.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Why does Dave Rubin sound like Norm McDonald?
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devinrenay.bsky.social @devinrenay.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Me trying to explain the Myles Garrett trade to my gf: “It’s like if Gandalf went over to the bad guys and in return the other side got Harry Potter and, respectively, one of the top 32-64-96 graduates from Hogwarts over the next 3 years”
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devinrenay.bsky.social @devinrenay.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
“Black history month? Why not white history month??” Uhh, white boys get a whole summer, wdym?
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devinrenay.bsky.social @devinrenay.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Exiting the Backrooms to end up on Marsh road
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devinrenay.bsky.social @devinrenay.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Not having the Backrooms be located inside the Hellyer House is a fumble
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devinrenay.bsky.social @devinrenay.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Highly impressed the G*P would rally behind an actor to destabilize and occupy a valuable region for their own gain. Seems like something totally unforeseen and completely original
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devinrenay.bsky.social @devinrenay.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Sisyphus’s holiday weekend LA traffic
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devinrenay.bsky.social @devinrenay.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Your foreign friend when you visit their home country: “first you need to visit the most beautiful site in the whole city, followed by a dinner made by the best chef in the country, and pair it with a glass of the finest wine” When your foreign friend comes to the US: “ever had a mad dog 20/20?”
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devinrenay.bsky.social @devinrenay.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
The problem with modern horror is not enough sadists calling the shots
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devinrenay.bsky.social @devinrenay.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Hitmonchan: boxer Hitmonlee: martial artist Machamp: bodybuilder Primeape: BIG ANGRY MONKEY!
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devinrenay.bsky.social @devinrenay.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Black music nerds will detail you the historical relationships between genres and how artists influence each other White music nerds can’t tell you anything specific past their esoteric genre of choice
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devinrenay.bsky.social @devinrenay.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Listening to the average black music nerd vs white music nerd is such a vastly different experience…
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devinrenay.bsky.social @devinrenay.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I once hung out with a bunch of Argentinians and all they drank was Budweiser I had never witnessed the effects of American propaganda more noticeably than that day
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devinrenay.bsky.social @devinrenay.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Playing With Arms Wide Open by Creed on the day of my child’s birth
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devinrenay.bsky.social @devinrenay.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Playing My Sacrifice by Creed as my bride walks down the aisle at our wedding
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devinrenay.bsky.social @devinrenay.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Romanian deadlift and Bulgarian split squat implies the existence of Czechoslovakian bench press
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devinrenay.bsky.social @devinrenay.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
The concept of bars = lyricism in rap is a psyop
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devinrenay.bsky.social @devinrenay.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Seeing so much Chinese humor on my feed lately is making me come to the realization that I’m not feeling Chinese, but that I’ve been built to be Chinese all these years
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devinrenay.bsky.social @devinrenay.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
media.tenor.com
a man says " my god you 're a freak "
ALT: a man says " my god you 're a freak "
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devinrenay.bsky.social @devinrenay.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
There’s a reason people enjoy French tips and it’s because it’s the closest to the actual look of a toe nail - everything else looks unnatural
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devinrenay.bsky.social @devinrenay.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Assuming you take care of them ofc
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devinrenay.bsky.social @devinrenay.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Ima be the one to say it… toes don’t need nail polish, they’re already perfect as is
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devinrenay.bsky.social @devinrenay.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Pspspspsps
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devinrenay.bsky.social @devinrenay.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
People love to be like “hippies are bad people perceived as good people; punks are good people perceived as bad people” In reality, they’re all bad people
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devinrenay.bsky.social @devinrenay.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
My boss be so performative… showed her a social media video idea for the company and she dismissed it cause the audio mispronounced the word “Caribbean” as a joke and she didn’t want to offend anyone…
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devinrenay.bsky.social @devinrenay.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
They really be like “omg I just can’t stand people putting all their focus on me and making the day about me, it’s just so hard when it’s about me… 👀”
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devinrenay.bsky.social @devinrenay.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Who is the cat?
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devinrenay.bsky.social @devinrenay.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
People who hate on their own birthday are incredibly pick me
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Faeriere @heyfaeriere.com · 26/03/2026
GOOD MORNING IF YOU’RE THICK 💖💖💖
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devinrenay.bsky.social @devinrenay.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I’m getting there!
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devinrenay.bsky.social @devinrenay.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Slowing down the car cause she just told me she never heard One by Metallica
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devinrenay.bsky.social @devinrenay.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Liberals attitudes towards (anti-)imperialism reminds me of conservatives and abortion
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devinrenay.bsky.social @devinrenay.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
I’ve probably evened out since I weighed myself right after dinner, but I still got about 30+ lbs to go for my goal
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devinrenay.bsky.social @devinrenay.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Yesterday, for the first time in my life, I was on verge of weighing 200lbs Ladies, hold your panties, big boi summer is on its way 😎
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