Devin @devincg.bsky.social · 22hI love when I feed my cat and he comes over to me to headbutt and rub on my legs before eating 🥹🥹 like okay wow you’re welcome I don’t even care that you bite me when you’re hungry or just for funsies 000
Reposted by Devinbased on a true cory @hannibaleisure.bsky.social · 15/08/2026@devincg.bsky.social and i devouring danishes left and right 072
Reposted by Devinbased on a true cory @hannibaleisure.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Bear + Nikki 😍 @devincg.bsky.social 1111
Devin @devincg.bsky.social · 27/06/2026my friends and I in silent uber “why is no one talking about how men like big titties” @rywieee.bsky.social 030
Devin @devincg.bsky.social · 14/06/2026I might be 34 but I still have to stop myself from saying “oh shit what are you gonna do?” when people tell me they’re pregnant 010
Devin @devincg.bsky.social · 04/06/2026*me riding dick* “let’s talk about the light I bring to the world” 021
Devin @devincg.bsky.social · 25/04/2026I always aim to be the most interesting and esoteric girl reading smut on the train 020
Reposted by Devinbased on a true cory @hannibaleisure.bsky.social · 18/04/2026deviled egg (roll) party 🙃 @devincg.bsky.social @adamsaintd.bsky.social @rywieee.bsky.social @seaeric.bsky.social @masterblaster69.bsky.social @chrisflop.bsky.social 062
Devin @devincg.bsky.social · 20/03/2026the European commitment to sitting out side at a restaurant so they can smoke no matter the weather is astounding 020
Reposted by DevinJesse @masterblaster69.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Important things in the lifelong pursuit of cozy 021
Reposted by Devinkirkland signature pussy⚡️ @rywieee.bsky.social · 19/02/2026In the clurb, listening to my two Taurus friends talk about the different varieties of cozy slippers 021
Devin @devincg.bsky.social · 27/01/2026hate when marketing works on me. just saw an add for golden oreos and now that’s all I can think about 🥲 020
Reposted by DevinJesse @masterblaster69.bsky.social · 18/01/2026I loved Collin Powell in spy kids 3d 011
Devin @devincg.bsky.social · 18/12/2025I got my first “let’s circle back in the new year” email. praise the powers that be because I am checked the fuck out 010
Devin @devincg.bsky.social · 05/12/2025have they never seen your disney villain bit? they should be scared 120
Devin @devincg.bsky.social · 04/12/2025I’m still mourning the loss of daylight but at least it’s fuzzy sock season 130
Devin @devincg.bsky.social · 27/11/2025every year on Thanksgiving I’m reminded how annoyed I am it’s spelled “grateful” and not “greatful”. greatful makes more sense. TO ME 100
Devin @devincg.bsky.social · 16/11/2025a woman’s intuition always knows when a man gets his hand amputated 020
Devin @devincg.bsky.social · 07/11/2025I returned my old phone to Verizon with 2 days to spare. everyone clap for me. 020
Devin @devincg.bsky.social · 01/11/2025unless they’re into that in which case I want to deprive them 000
Devin @devincg.bsky.social · 01/11/2025I think I should be allowed to spit on anyone that goes out on Halloween without a costume 111
Devin @devincg.bsky.social · 29/10/2025me scheduling a meeting next week: hey sorry my Monday morning is pretty booked. can we move this to Tuesday? what’s actually on my calendar: being hungover from halloweekend 010
Devin @devincg.bsky.social · 09/10/2025I’m wearing men’s jeans I got at the thrift and goddamn this picked situation is incredible. I wish society didn’t hate women so we could have full sized pockets too. 020
Devin @devincg.bsky.social · 13/09/2025the fly has followed me to a new room. goodbye everyone is was nice knowing you 🫡 010
Devin @devincg.bsky.social · 13/09/2025me delivery a client terrible news at 4:19 pm on a Friday and closing my laptop for the weekend: 120
Devin @devincg.bsky.social · 12/09/2025there’s a fly buzzing around my office. if you don’t hear from me again it’s because I’ve thrown myself into a river and I’ve been washed out to sea. 110
