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Devin

@devincg.bsky.social
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I’m the sleepiest girl in the whole wide world

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Devin @devincg.bsky.social · 21h
good soup
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Devin @devincg.bsky.social · 21h
I love when I feed my cat and he comes over to me to headbutt and rub on my legs before eating 🥹🥹 like okay wow you’re welcome I don’t even care that you bite me when you’re hungry or just for funsies
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based on a true cory @hannibaleisure.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
@devincg.bsky.social and i devouring danishes left and right
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Devin @devincg.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
my drag king name is George OhWell
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based on a true cory @hannibaleisure.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Bear + Nikki 😍 @devincg.bsky.social
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Devin @devincg.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
my friends and I in silent uber “why is no one talking about how men like big titties” @rywieee.bsky.social
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Devin @devincg.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
happy pride. just chased my tequila shot with a hotdog
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Devin @devincg.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
the world is my jello shot
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Devin @devincg.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I might be 34 but I still have to stop myself from saying “oh shit what are you gonna do?” when people tell me they’re pregnant
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Devin @devincg.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
*me riding dick* “let’s talk about the light I bring to the world”
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Devin @devincg.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I always aim to be the most interesting and esoteric girl reading smut on the train
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based on a true cory @hannibaleisure.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
deviled egg (roll) party 🙃 @devincg.bsky.social @adamsaintd.bsky.social @rywieee.bsky.social @seaeric.bsky.social @masterblaster69.bsky.social @chrisflop.bsky.social
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Devin @devincg.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
the European commitment to sitting out side at a restaurant so they can smoke no matter the weather is astounding
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Jesse @masterblaster69.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Important things in the lifelong pursuit of cozy
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kirkland signature pussy⚡️ @rywieee.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
In the clurb, listening to my two Taurus friends talk about the different varieties of cozy slippers
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Devin @devincg.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
hate when marketing works on me. just saw an add for golden oreos and now that’s all I can think about 🥲
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Devin @devincg.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I’m your bitch wife’s bitch wife
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Jesse @masterblaster69.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
I loved Collin Powell in spy kids 3d
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Devin @devincg.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
what’s more cuntry than pubes?
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Devin @devincg.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
I got my first “let’s circle back in the new year” email. praise the powers that be because I am checked the fuck out
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Devin @devincg.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
I’m one more cute tiktok video away from getting a bunny
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Devin @devincg.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
I’m still mourning the loss of daylight but at least it’s fuzzy sock season
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Devin @devincg.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
it’s 10pm do you know where your zooboomafaoo is?
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Devin @devincg.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
every year on Thanksgiving I’m reminded how annoyed I am it’s spelled “grateful” and not “greatful”. greatful makes more sense. TO ME
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Devin @devincg.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
a woman’s intuition always knows when a man gets his hand amputated
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Devin @devincg.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
I returned my old phone to Verizon with 2 days to spare. everyone clap for me.
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Devin @devincg.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
I think I should be allowed to spit on anyone that goes out on Halloween without a costume
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Devin @devincg.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
how am I supposed to focus at work when it’s Halloween?
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Devin @devincg.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
me scheduling a meeting next week: hey sorry my Monday morning is pretty booked. can we move this to Tuesday? what’s actually on my calendar: being hungover from halloweekend
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Devin @devincg.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
I’m wearing men’s jeans I got at the thrift and goddamn this picked situation is incredible. I wish society didn’t hate women so we could have full sized pockets too.
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Devin @devincg.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
how beautiful to see the lesbian bar playing SVU
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Devin @devincg.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
me delivery a client terrible news at 4:19 pm on a Friday and closing my laptop for the weekend:
Sabrina Carpenter performing at the VMAs. She’s looking over her shoulder and she’s wet.
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Devin @devincg.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
there’s a fly buzzing around my office. if you don’t hear from me again it’s because I’ve thrown myself into a river and I’ve been washed out to sea.
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Devin @devincg.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
on the plus side, I know more about my friend’s holes than what they do for work and I think that’s beautiful.
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Devin @devincg.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
another day in cooperate America wishing I could just into a river and float away
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Devin @devincg.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
there are no good or bad voyeurs, right @masterblaster69.bsky.social?
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Devin @devincg.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
what if instead of working a 9-5 I just jumped in a peaceful river and floated away?
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Devin @devincg.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
I love when I get a notification on IG that someone liked or reacted to my story and I’m like “hmm I wonder what I posted” because I have zero recollection
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Devin @devincg.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
I might’ve stayed out past my bedtime but I was gifted a bottle of hot sauce and I’m pretty happy about that
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Devin @devincg.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
It’s almost midnight on a school night and I’m still out :( I want to be in my bed :(
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Devin @devincg.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
out of habit I took otc sleeping pills with my nightly meds forgetting I drank tonight. wish me luck!
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Devin @devincg.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
I’m not a disney adult I’m a disney channel original adult
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Devin @devincg.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
I’m a simple girl
Screen shot from the Finch app that says “reflect on what went well during the day” “I are pickles”
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Devin @devincg.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
I just finally got a break from seeing t*ylor sw*ft all over my feed and now this 😭😭
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Devin @devincg.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
after a period of no reposts the tattoo artist reposted my last three tattoos. I feel untouchable
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Devin @devincg.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
I think all scalpers should be but on cruise ships and sunk to the bottom of the sea
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Devin @devincg.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
I would pay double the price for a Lyft if the driver would actually play music. A 20 min silent ride makes me want to jump out of the moving car.
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Devin @devincg.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Self care in Alaska
A screenshot from the finch app that says:
“Reflect on what went well during the day”
“I saw a moose” A moose
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Devin @devincg.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
those AI self driving wall-e wheelchairs at the airport are so dystopian. they make me want to scream.
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Devin @devincg.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
never been closer to rage quitting my job. unfortunately I like having fun with my friends too much to give up the money :(
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