Amber 🦋 @devilhag69.bsky.social · 10/04/2026white wine have me feeling like I want to listen to the new jack harlow album lmao 000
Amber 🦋 @devilhag69.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Turns out I CAN whistle. It wasn’t genetics…. I just never practiced enough. So that’s some good news I guess 000
Amber 🦋 @devilhag69.bsky.social · 02/11/2025When asked “realistically how many times do you think you could smooch me in one day?” My husband answered confidently and in all sincerity “100 times” like it was really something 000
Amber 🦋 @devilhag69.bsky.social · 30/09/2025why was the love witch removed from shudder before I had the emotional growth to watch it and fully appreciate it 020
Amber 🦋 @devilhag69.bsky.social · 10/09/2025this is going to be the thing that gets me on the right bluesky algorithms 000
Reposted by Amber 🦋Andy Richter @andyrichter.co · 10/09/2025“I strongly condemn this incident that I have devoted myself to facilitating. It is an unacceptable tragedy, and I will continue to do absolutely nothing to prevent future similar events.” 603844581
Amber 🦋 @devilhag69.bsky.social · 05/09/2025And what a last four it was #LetterboxFriday #LastFourWatched 060
Amber 🦋 @devilhag69.bsky.social · 04/08/2025It’s diabolical to release new renee rapp album, the hunting wives, and new chappell roan all in one weekend 000
Amber 🦋 @devilhag69.bsky.social · 03/08/2025I can’t believe for a second that I almost considered NOT watching The Hunting Wives 000
Amber 🦋 @devilhag69.bsky.social · 01/08/2025I revere pamela anderson in a way that is very serious and not a joke 000
Amber 🦋 @devilhag69.bsky.social · 01/08/2025you can’t even comment “cunt” on a tiktok video anymore stop silencing me 000
Amber 🦋 @devilhag69.bsky.social · 01/08/2025one of the bravest, most freeing things you can do as an adult is to change the phone number you’ve had since junior high 000
Amber 🦋 @devilhag69.bsky.social · 30/07/2025“Not even for dinner with the Kushners?” remains one of the funniest things anyone has ever said 000
Amber 🦋 @devilhag69.bsky.social · 18/07/2025the doctor had to switch to a smaller speculum for my iud removalmedia.tenor.coma woman is standing in front of a microphone and a piano .ALT: a woman is standing in front of a microphone and a piano . 020
Amber 🦋 @devilhag69.bsky.social · 16/07/2025Should I tell them what I constantly hear blasting from your phone all the time 110
Amber 🦋 @devilhag69.bsky.social · 09/07/2025my favorite thing to do in the world rn is to get high and do a cute lil commenting spree on tik tok 010
Amber 🦋 @devilhag69.bsky.social · 04/05/2025Heavy sleeper wife vs. always locks himself out husband 110
Amber 🦋 @devilhag69.bsky.social · 03/05/2025Nothing will ever be more fun than getting high and watching bloopers 010
Amber 🦋 @devilhag69.bsky.social · 30/04/2025*motioning generically over my body* this thing holds so much rage and despair 010
Amber 🦋 @devilhag69.bsky.social · 28/04/2025Stop taking the high road and being nice to evil asshats y’all are pissing me off 000
Amber 🦋 @devilhag69.bsky.social · 20/04/2025lmfao i just heard from god and he’s real mad at you christians you guys are fucked 010
Amber 🦋 @devilhag69.bsky.social · 19/04/2025@jumpinjehoshaphat.bsky.social got a cowboy hat for cowboy carter tour and it has transformed him. He keeps wearing it around the house. He’s reached his final form. There’s no going back from this. 121
Amber 🦋 @devilhag69.bsky.social · 18/04/2025Spotify DJ just eased Hampstead by Ariana Grande into Thought I was Dead by Tyler the Creator 000
Amber 🦋 @devilhag69.bsky.social · 17/04/2025serious question…are we actually paying on students loans once they are off forbearance orrrr 000
Amber 🦋 @devilhag69.bsky.social · 28/03/2025@letterboxd.social #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched 070
Amber 🦋 @devilhag69.bsky.social · 28/03/2025me every time i hear brie larson’s version of black sheep from the scott pilgrim moviemedia.tenor.coma silhouette of a person with their arms outstretched surrounded by glowing linesALT: a silhouette of a person with their arms outstretched surrounded by glowing lines 000
Amber 🦋 @devilhag69.bsky.social · 28/03/2025All I wanna do this summer is play in creeks, find cool little critters, collect neat rocks, and not be perceived 020
Amber 🦋 @devilhag69.bsky.social · 26/03/2025started a pay it forward chain this afternoon when I rolled down my car window and flipped off a planned parenthood protester 🥰 030
Amber 🦋 @devilhag69.bsky.social · 24/03/2025I really love the decision righteous gemstones made to go all in on dongs 010
Amber 🦋 @devilhag69.bsky.social · 18/03/2025Someone read my birth chart and tell me what’s wrong with me 010
Amber 🦋 @devilhag69.bsky.social · 12/03/2025I couldn’t sleep last night because my brain kept repeating “I love bad bitches that’s my fuckin problem” over and over and over again 010
Amber 🦋 @devilhag69.bsky.social · 27/02/2025Hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have 010
Amber 🦋 @devilhag69.bsky.social · 27/02/2025@jumpinjehoshaphat.bsky.social broke the news to me that the 2032 meteor risk has been cancelled FUCK 010
Amber 🦋 @devilhag69.bsky.social · 22/02/2025uh oh she’s getting high and commenting on tiktoks again 000
Amber 🦋 @devilhag69.bsky.social · 14/02/2025I want to alert all aquariums, farms, zoos, and rescue centers that I will hug any animal that needs a hug at any place any time 000
