JJ Blooski @jumpinjehoshaphat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Doc Brown wanted to go 88 mph because he was an ex Nazi scientist he was trying to go back and save baby Hitler 000
JJ Blooski @jumpinjehoshaphat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Dancing with the Stars is so fucking racist 100
JJ Blooski @jumpinjehoshaphat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026So funny when US states have cities named after historic international cities…Rome, GA…Paris, TX…Xi’an, TN 000
JJ Blooski @jumpinjehoshaphat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I can’t believe they even make games where you are forced to play as a woman. I don’t want to see that the entire time. I want to be staring at a mountain of a man…shirtless…sweaty…muscular thighs…and an ass that just won’t quit 000
JJ Blooski @jumpinjehoshaphat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Listening to old jazz standards that slip in the melody from pop goes the weasel thinking that must be that generations version of the buddy holly riff 010
JJ Blooski @jumpinjehoshaphat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Sitting down at chilis practicing breathing techniques to prepare my mind and body for the 4000 calorie shock it’s about to receive 000
JJ Blooski @jumpinjehoshaphat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I have never heard choosing Texas in my life 000
JJ Blooski @jumpinjehoshaphat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Voted on the school budget today wrote in 1 bazillion dollars 010
JJ Blooski @jumpinjehoshaphat.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Eating an entire rotisserie chicken really does restore your health like a video game 010
JJ Blooski @jumpinjehoshaphat.bsky.social · 03/09/2026In 2018 I told my boss who was absolutely getting destroyed trading on robinhood that he should invest in nvidia and he didn’t and then drove around town trying to get cell signal to invest in some Trump stock 000
JJ Blooski @jumpinjehoshaphat.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Hey just checking in what foods can we eat this week 000
JJ Blooski @jumpinjehoshaphat.bsky.social · 30/08/2026When I was a kid I bought the first TLC with my own money and I am now watching edge and Christian almost exactly 26 years later #AEWAllIn 100
JJ Blooski @jumpinjehoshaphat.bsky.social · 30/08/2026You can never trust a grown man with. blond hair #AEWAllIn 010
JJ Blooski @jumpinjehoshaphat.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Her Private Hell is like if Megalopolis was bad 010
JJ Blooski @jumpinjehoshaphat.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Legend and Clue came out the same year RIP to the greatest to ever do it 000
JJ Blooski @jumpinjehoshaphat.bsky.social · 23/08/2026The only song that came out in 2026 was rest in peace my granny she got killed by a bazooka 000
JJ Blooski @jumpinjehoshaphat.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Playing resident evil 9 and I really like the parts with Leon they should make a game of just this 000
JJ Blooski @jumpinjehoshaphat.bsky.social · 08/08/2026When the barista is wearing a majin vegeta phone charm as a necklace you know the drip coffee about to be fire!!! 000
JJ Blooski @jumpinjehoshaphat.bsky.social · 03/08/2026They murdered the guy with the where is dean Ambrose guy at summer slam 100
JJ Blooski @jumpinjehoshaphat.bsky.social · 29/07/2026The way WWE marks feel about danhausen is how I feel about every wrestler who is not Danhausen 000
JJ Blooski @jumpinjehoshaphat.bsky.social · 25/07/2026I watched disclosure day with my wife and I told her I would never give her up to the feds I don’t what kind of beep boop language she started speaking 110
JJ Blooski @jumpinjehoshaphat.bsky.social · 25/07/2026No one involved in the Johnny Depp Christmas carol movie is allowed in my house anymore. 010
JJ Blooski @jumpinjehoshaphat.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Woke Disney just announced at comic con that x men is now x them 000
JJ Blooski @jumpinjehoshaphat.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Doing right wing covid era fauci ouchie shit but it’s me eating Taco Bell lettuce to show I don’t trust the government 000
JJ Blooski @jumpinjehoshaphat.bsky.social · 19/07/2026I want to shit and fart in it Poo York poo York 000
JJ Blooski @jumpinjehoshaphat.bsky.social · 19/07/2026The back rooms is about being the most divorced man on the planet 010
JJ Blooski @jumpinjehoshaphat.bsky.social · 19/07/2026The back rooms is what happens when you do not love and cherish your wife 010
JJ Blooski @jumpinjehoshaphat.bsky.social · 18/07/2026The scariest part of back rooms was the damn electric bill!!!! 010
JJ Blooski @jumpinjehoshaphat.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Kenny Omega is doing this for all the diverticulitis warriors 100
JJ Blooski @jumpinjehoshaphat.bsky.social · 09/07/2026AEW absolutely burying every other company on a Wednesday night weekly tv show 000
JJ Blooski @jumpinjehoshaphat.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Kyle Fletcher double cheeked up on a Wednesday 000
JJ Blooski @jumpinjehoshaphat.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Music is so crazy right now there is just dnb in the American top 40 000
JJ Blooski @jumpinjehoshaphat.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Not watching World Cup (fake), I’m watching wrestling (real) 000
JJ Blooski @jumpinjehoshaphat.bsky.social · 01/07/2026The history of pop music is protected by a handful of guys online with Philadelphia eagles profile pics making esoteric playlists of forgotten top 40 hits 000
JJ Blooski @jumpinjehoshaphat.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Vegas should not have teams Vegas having sports teams is an affront to god 000
JJ Blooski @jumpinjehoshaphat.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Now that Elon has 1 trillion dollars he can finally buy love 000
JJ Blooski @jumpinjehoshaphat.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Now that Draft Kings is available in all 50 states every game means something 000
JJ Blooski @jumpinjehoshaphat.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Me deciding to go to bed because the spurs had the biggest lead in finals history and then me waking up to discover the knicks had the biggest comeback in finals history 000
JJ Blooski @jumpinjehoshaphat.bsky.social · 11/06/2026If I were in the nba finals I would simple make every shot 000
