deut2314.bsky.social @deut2314.bsky.social · 1hYou are crazy! If you and your kids paid what you owe for healthcare, that could have paid for more super de duper intelligence data centers and we'd stay ahead of Chiner. 000
deut2314.bsky.social @deut2314.bsky.social · 2h"Found a great MILF threesome clip on Thursday. Don't tell Mom." 030
deut2314.bsky.social @deut2314.bsky.social · 2hNot really. He's thinking the married ones will vote how their husbands tell them to, and the unmarried ones will carry out their fathers' or brothers' wishes. 000
deut2314.bsky.social @deut2314.bsky.social · 2hI'm not really opposed to barbaric treatment of barbarians. It's paving the way for the televised executions of MAGAts. 010
deut2314.bsky.social @deut2314.bsky.social · 12hWalz started off strong saying Trump froze during Covid (I say he "choked like a dog") and he called Trump and Vance "weird." It seems the Harris campaign derailed him from those effective attacks. 000
deut2314.bsky.social @deut2314.bsky.social · 13hCanada makes drinks that they claim are Dry. Elon says that he knows for sure they are, indeed, wet! 010
deut2314.bsky.social @deut2314.bsky.social · 13hHe didn't start enough wars. Next year, he should attack Vanuatu, Chad, Bhutan and Suriname. That ought to do it! 000
deut2314.bsky.social @deut2314.bsky.social · 14hI had a student who was wearing a KISS t-shirt. Last weekend at the football game, the band played "Detroit Rock City." Let's do the time warp, again. 000
deut2314.bsky.social @deut2314.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Since Hegseth is putting executions on TV, I'm looking forward to seeing Stephen Miller's. 000
deut2314.bsky.social @deut2314.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Dak ought to retire. Jones ought to fold the team. 000
deut2314.bsky.social @deut2314.bsky.social · 09/10/2026The Nobel Peace Prize will be announced in the next few hours. I'm thinking about who would be the funniest recipient. 1) Give it to Trump -- Tiffany Trump. She has started zero wars. 2) Barack Obama, again. Obama 2, (Donald) Trump, 0. 3) Stephen Miller. 4) Putin 000
deut2314.bsky.social @deut2314.bsky.social · 08/10/2026You need to strengthen your imagination. Trump and MAGA have done so many un-Christian things, this stunt is pretty much par for the course. At least this is the killing of a murderer. They do far more disgusting things to children, the poor, foreigners, the sick, etc. So much vile shit. 010
deut2314.bsky.social @deut2314.bsky.social · 08/10/2026What a gyp! It should been Trump for his body of literature on Truth Social. Bogus. 000
deut2314.bsky.social @deut2314.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Linda McMahon and Lee Zeldin are formidable competitors as blatant saboteurs. (Is she a saboteuse?) 000
deut2314.bsky.social @deut2314.bsky.social · 08/10/2026You dumb assholes. A parliamentary system is more stable than the shitshow we have here. Ignorant assholes, Netanyahu has been in and out of power. Governments are not single party, but coalitions. 000
deut2314.bsky.social @deut2314.bsky.social · 08/10/2026You switched "Israel" for "United States of America." It's easier to focus on civil war in a foreign country you obviously don't know much about than to face what is highly likely to happen here. If the Dems win the mid-terms, Trump will officially end democracy (it actually died on 1/20/25.) 010
deut2314.bsky.social @deut2314.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Ya gotta pay the bribes! Nice international workforce you got there. It'd be a shame if something were to happen to it. A real shame. Now that Tim Cook is no longer CEO of Apple, he can award the orange pedo the iPeace Prize for SI. 000
deut2314.bsky.social @deut2314.bsky.social · 08/10/2026You should be thankful you live on the good side of the 49th parallel. 010
deut2314.bsky.social @deut2314.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Isn't this also a day that's important to another group of people? One where a good number of those people are New Yorkers? I forget, and evidently, so has Mamdani. 000
deut2314.bsky.social @deut2314.bsky.social · 07/10/2026A 99% match on issues isn't good enough when the 1% mismatch is Israel. If the Democrats don't get their shit together, I'll just become a non-voter. Fuck this "independent" bullshit, I'll just leave the rest of you to duke it out. 400
deut2314.bsky.social @deut2314.bsky.social · 07/10/2026It's way past the embarrassing stage! It's at the "let's chip in for a hit man" stage. 000
deut2314.bsky.social @deut2314.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Would he die sooner if I rattled off a bunch of non-vegetables? Would it be an excruciating painful death if I named fruits that are wrongly considered vegetables? Tomato, pumpkin, tomato, tomato, to-mah-to! 010
deut2314.bsky.social @deut2314.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I think the former. I have a family member who is addicted to video games. Not much different than alcohol, gambling, etc. 000
deut2314.bsky.social @deut2314.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Hitler liked dogs. Trump doesn't. I'd bet on Trump on Polymarket for Worst Person Ever. 000
deut2314.bsky.social @deut2314.bsky.social · 06/10/2026All I care about is that he loves Mrs. Maisel. Sign me up as a fan! 000
deut2314.bsky.social @deut2314.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Your can play with your knob all you want. Just don't tell me about it. 000
deut2314.bsky.social @deut2314.bsky.social · 05/10/2026To have an IQ of 1775, a two-year-old would have to have the mental age of a 36-year-old. 010
deut2314.bsky.social @deut2314.bsky.social · 05/10/2026It looks like everyone in the house was tempted. 010
deut2314.bsky.social @deut2314.bsky.social · 05/10/2026We're not sending our beardos, weirdos and low-T wimps to actually fight in Iran. Trump thinks some bombing will do the trick. 010
deut2314.bsky.social @deut2314.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Because American is being run by a Russian president. Trump and his thugs think what Putin tells them to think. 0110
deut2314.bsky.social @deut2314.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I am always suspicious of people who dance without talking. And when you try to add some dialogue to the show, they kick you out! 🧑🩰 000
deut2314.bsky.social @deut2314.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Unless you are MAGA. If you are, don't bother with all the voting bollocks. Trump's got it all sewn up. 000
deut2314.bsky.social @deut2314.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The Commanders' 4th string QB is "guy in the stands who swears he played in high school." Expect him to come in during the 2nd drive after Galifinakis loses a limb to a combination of a late hit and leprosy. 000
deut2314.bsky.social @deut2314.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Is this some sort of medical miracle? Had she lost the ability to raise her arms from all those years of swimming? 000
deut2314.bsky.social @deut2314.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I doubt that a full 1% are worse. 99.5 and above should round to 💯% 000
deut2314.bsky.social @deut2314.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Paralyzed by fear and disoriented. We always thought we had great institutions to protect us from fascism like the free press, the courts, public protests, etc. Those ended the Vietnam War and Nixon. Trump and MAGA crushed them all. And our side doesn't have the lust for political violence they do 000
deut2314.bsky.social @deut2314.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The fucking Cowboys should have been fucking 1-3 had the fucking Texans not thrown the game at the end with the easiest TD ever. Fuck! 020
deut2314.bsky.social @deut2314.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Talarico is for they/them. Ken Paxton is for pedophiles. I know my choice. 000
deut2314.bsky.social @deut2314.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Natalie Harp better watch her ass around that one. She looks like the type who'd blow Trump and Stephen Miller while fingering Stephen Cheung's asshole. Top that, Natalie! 000
deut2314.bsky.social @deut2314.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Bengals lost Commies lost Texans lost (because they didn't have Al-Shaair. He skipped the game to organize his big Oct 7 Party.) Luckily, I busied myself most of the day with my new hobby: Unsubscribing. 000
deut2314.bsky.social @deut2314.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Instead of "cheese," the photographer said "Eric Schmitt." 000
deut2314.bsky.social @deut2314.bsky.social · 04/10/2026It's nice they who was the most deserving of the award, but it would be fun if they also identified the least deserving person on Earth. "And for the Peace Prize, in 9 billionth place: Donald J. Trump" They should have a prize for Lying. Trump has single-handedly revolutionized that technology. 161
deut2314.bsky.social @deut2314.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Every Republican in this Congress ought to be charged with violating their oath to the Constitution. Giving their powers (taxation, war) to Trump are clear breaches. 030
deut2314.bsky.social @deut2314.bsky.social · 04/10/2026We will be renaming as follows: Male -> America Gender Female -> Gender of America Thank you for your attention to this matter 000
