deut2314.bsky.social @deut2314.bsky.social · 11/09/2026As if Karens weren't annoyingly ubiquitous enough, there's one in the US Open Men's semifinals! 010
deut2314.bsky.social @deut2314.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Last week, the mnemonic to remember the Great Lakes was HOMES. Now, it's SHAME. 032
deut2314.bsky.social @deut2314.bsky.social · 21/01/2026The Rockets-Spurs games is being delayed because one of the rims isn't level. As if CJ didn't embarrass Houston enough on Sunday, seeing a guy doing a pre-game rim...uh-oh. That could have gone badly. 060
deut2314.bsky.social @deut2314.bsky.social · 31/12/2025I'm watching the Blue Devils play against the Sun Devils. Are we sure we're not a Satanist nation? 061
deut2314.bsky.social @deut2314.bsky.social · 14/12/2025The few bowl games used to have simple names like Rose Bowl and Orange Bowl. Now, they are almost saying the quiet part out loud about the college bowl game hodgepodge. Now, we have the Bucked Up Bowl. How bucked up is that? 050
deut2314.bsky.social @deut2314.bsky.social · 05/12/2025Looks like they caught the DC pipe bomber and it's Steve Urkel. His arraignment is today where he's expected to plead, "Did I do that?" 041
deut2314.bsky.social @deut2314.bsky.social · 30/11/2025USF is up 52-3 over Rice with 4 minutes to go. The ESPN app says they have a 99.9% chance of winning. Therefore, Rice has a 0.1% chance. I think they can say USF has a 100% chance. I guess it's not literally impossible for Rice to execute 7 perfect onside kicks in a row, but it is practically so 010
deut2314.bsky.social @deut2314.bsky.social · 02/11/2025I tried to open up a presentation on my Mac using Keynote. Pages came over and knocked it aside saying Pages will do it! 010
deut2314.bsky.social @deut2314.bsky.social · 01/11/2025Tomorrow, I am going to suffer a devastating loss because the powerful can't come to an agreement. No more ABC or ESPN!!! Can anyone understand my suffering? It stinks when ordinary people suffer because powerful ones have these petty snits! 000
deut2314.bsky.social @deut2314.bsky.social · 21/10/2025Ad for Dem candidate for Sen from TX: John Cornyn votes with Donald Trump 99% of the time. So, it's 99% sure that John Cornyn endorses Trump wearing a crown and dumping shit on Americans exercising their constitutional freedoms. Dump Cornyn not shit. 021
deut2314.bsky.social @deut2314.bsky.social · 20/10/2025To the Louvre Jewel Heist team: Now the Epstein files. 052
deut2314.bsky.social @deut2314.bsky.social · 19/10/2025The Commanders make the same mistake year after year -- the hire people from the Cowboys. The coach, Dan Quinn, is from the Cowboys and is blatantly throwing today's game. The D-line isn't trying and they're throwing short passes on 3rd-a-long. I'm sure Jerry Jones pays his double-agents well. 010
deut2314.bsky.social @deut2314.bsky.social · 15/10/2025The purpose of the Trump regime is to create a permanent Lower Class with zero power to disobey the Elites. What the MAGAts didn't understand is the Lower Class of slaves/serfs is more than 95% of the American population. Many "professionals" will land on the shit side of the divide. Discuss 041
deut2314.bsky.social @deut2314.bsky.social · 29/09/2025Mike Tirico and Chris Collinsworth need to be fired from "Sunday Night Football." Totally unprofessional and biased in favor of the Cowboys. They apologize and make excuses for their shit play. They strategize for them but never for the opponents. Completely unworthy to be on the national stage. 000
deut2314.bsky.social @deut2314.bsky.social · 27/09/2025Saboteur Hegseth is bringing in the generals and admirals on the last day of the fiscal year. If the govt shuts down, they won't be able to pay to get back to their bases. There will be a fake crisis with China, N Korea, Iran, the Houthis or Venezuela. It's just a fake to force the Dems to cave. 021
deut2314.bsky.social @deut2314.bsky.social · 24/09/2025Jimmy Kimmel is back on in about half an hour. Where can I place bets? I'd like to put a wager on he'll kiss ass. I wouldn't mind losing that bet. 100
deut2314.bsky.social @deut2314.bsky.social · 22/09/2025The Chicago Bears played better today than in the past few years. The Dallas Cowboys defense was especially bad. The Cowboys defense got Eberflus'ed, while the Bears got de-Eberflus'ed. Hey, Matt, you are really burnishing your credentials for a top position in the Trump regime. 010
deut2314.bsky.social @deut2314.bsky.social · 17/09/2025Today is Constitution Day. I don't think we can celebrate today. If you look at the document, you'll see how it has become irrelevant. Go to Article I, Section 8 and see what the #1 power of Congress is. I'll wait. 021
deut2314.bsky.social @deut2314.bsky.social · 14/09/2025Wordle 1,548 2/6 🟨⬜🟩🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 99 skill/86 luck Bam! 010
deut2314.bsky.social @deut2314.bsky.social · 06/09/2025What the hell is that on Felix Auger-Aliassime's shirt? It looks like Daffy Duck with no eyes. That's going to appear in a future nightmare. 010
deut2314.bsky.social @deut2314.bsky.social · 05/09/2025At this moment, the Dallas Cowboys are the worst team in football. They have more regular-season losses than the rest of the league combined. 000
deut2314.bsky.social @deut2314.bsky.social · 22/08/2025Maybe John Bolton has the Epstein files? For anyone who remembers Bolton from the W years, you know how fucked up the world is that now he's a "good guy." 030
deut2314.bsky.social @deut2314.bsky.social · 18/08/2025What did I just watch? Trump is such a chameleon. Who is he going to be next? 020
deut2314.bsky.social @deut2314.bsky.social · 17/08/2025I wish they would survey the plurality of the voting-eligible 2024 election public: non-voters. They should be asked if they wished they had voted for Harris or Trump, or against Harris or Trump or if they are glad they didn't vote. They are second-class villains in our current shitshow. 030
deut2314.bsky.social @deut2314.bsky.social · 16/08/2025We have Putin rambling on. When's he going to get to Epstein? If he throws Epstein in Trump's face, that'll make my day! 020
deut2314.bsky.social @deut2314.bsky.social · 15/08/2025Continuing coverage. No stumbles, no faceplants, no gunfire. FUCK! 010
deut2314.bsky.social @deut2314.bsky.social · 15/08/2025Watching news coverage from Alaska. Both planes have landed safely with zero fiery crashes. FUCK! A tumble down the airstairs is the next outcome that can prevent this from being a waste of time. Stay tuned. 011
deut2314.bsky.social @deut2314.bsky.social · 04/08/2025Trump wants to blow $200,000,000.00 to add a ballroom to the White House. When asked why the Democrats didn't add a ballroom to the White House when they were in power, an unidentified spokesperson replied: "We don't have balls." (mic drop) 030
deut2314.bsky.social @deut2314.bsky.social · 28/07/2025ChatGPT and other LLMs will eventually degrade like Google has. Late 1990's Google was almost magical. PageRank was mysterious and eluded manipulation for a long time. Now SEO lets wealthy entities top Google searches even if they are barely relevant. LLMs will be similarly enshittified. 020
deut2314.bsky.social @deut2314.bsky.social · 27/07/2025I wish I could bring myself to read Project 2025. I'm familiar with the general ideas, but I think reading the source text would be too rage-inducing. I hope enough people on the left side of the political spectrum are taking the hit to see the enemy's road map. 152
deut2314.bsky.social @deut2314.bsky.social · 18/07/2025I'm for the US Constitution and you are not, so we cannot do business anymore.(2/2) 021
deut2314.bsky.social @deut2314.bsky.social · 18/07/2025I cancelled Paramount+ thus: You gave $16 million to Donald Trump even though 60 Minutes did nothing wrong and you betrayed the free press with your capitulation. Then, you fired Stephen Colbert for criticizing that, thus betraying free speech. (1/2) 041
deut2314.bsky.social @deut2314.bsky.social · 14/07/2025Looking into Camp Mystic, you pull back the curtain on how White Christian Nationalism, white supremacy and the patriarchy work. Indoctrinate white Christian girls on how they need to fit in and you start building a network that excludes all others. This is just one tool in the toolbox. 020
deut2314.bsky.social @deut2314.bsky.social · 13/07/2025The media covers natural disasters in a way that builds sympathy for the victims. This is backfiring for Kerr County. They turned down $10.2 million of Biden money as being "communist" and Camp Mystic lobbied FEMA to fake floodplain maps. Assholes like this keep Texas red. 051
deut2314.bsky.social @deut2314.bsky.social · 07/07/2025Has Elon said anything about the Kerrville flooding disaster? He lives only about 100 miles away and in Texas, that means you are close. It's likely he knows it's DOGE's fault and he's trying to be invisible. 050
deut2314.bsky.social @deut2314.bsky.social · 05/07/2025We have to wonder how Trump's cuts to NOAA, NWS and other agencies contributed to the disaster in central Texas. At least 24 are dead, another 25 or so are missing just from the girls' camp. Others are missing from elsewhere. Why were so many taken by surprise? More murders on Trump's hands. 020
deut2314.bsky.social @deut2314.bsky.social · 01/07/2025Historians are going to assign a date between Jan 6, 2021 and July 2025 as the official death of the First American Republic and the start of Trumpreich. Whether there is a Second American Republic hinges on the result of Civil War II. 041
deut2314.bsky.social @deut2314.bsky.social · 20/06/2025Iran has some of the world's best solar resources, but they don't have significant uranium. Do you believe they'd produce power with imported fuel when they have ample supplies of natgas? Stop believing the lies that Iran's nuclear effort is anything other than a weapons program. (2/2) 031
deut2314.bsky.social @deut2314.bsky.social · 20/06/2025Iran's nuclear program is exclusively aimed at building weapons. The idea that they are looking to produce electricity is an obvious lie. Iran has more natural gas than any country other than Russia. It is not part of the Paris Accord so CO2 emissions are not a concern for them. (1/2) 031
deut2314.bsky.social @deut2314.bsky.social · 17/06/2025How to Become A Superpower Step 1: Become a power Step 2: Wait for the current superpower to collapse from arrogance, incompetence and stupidity. Step 3: Fill the void See: Greece, Rome, Spain, Ottoman, England, Soviet Union, Trumperica. 041
deut2314.bsky.social @deut2314.bsky.social · 16/06/2025So racist! If you speak English or German, you can't drink anything on the bus, but if you speak Italian, Spanish or French, you can drink non-alcoholic beverages! Typical Romance Language Privilege. Oppress the Teutonics. I am so triggered by this hydroaggression! 030
deut2314.bsky.social @deut2314.bsky.social · 24/05/2025I liked today's Wordle. I think it helped that I read Bluesky. 020
deut2314.bsky.social @deut2314.bsky.social · 24/05/2025Trump wants to bring back tedious, repetitive manual low-paying jobs that no one wants. Not many free people are going to choose that. Nobody wanted to pick cotton or harvest sugar, so they solved the labor shortage with..., uh-oh. 010
deut2314.bsky.social @deut2314.bsky.social · 15/05/2025Who let the dogs out? Who? Who?Who? Who? Let us not waste time with assigning blame for releasing the dogs when the more pressing issue is that Afrikaners are being genocided genocidally. 000
deut2314.bsky.social @deut2314.bsky.social · 14/05/2025Many white people hate and fear meritocracy. When competing on a level playing field, they are nothing special. They have some talent, but not significantly more than any other group. They do occupy the top rungs of society at a much higher rate than they merit. 121
deut2314.bsky.social @deut2314.bsky.social · 12/05/2025Heading to Europe now. Here's how I knew I made it to the Sane Zone. 061
deut2314.bsky.social @deut2314.bsky.social · 08/05/2025We renamed our Office of DEI to the Office of PHP (Patriotism, Heritage and Purity). We have the same people as before doing the same things. It's just that the Project 2025 punks are furiously masturbating with glee. 010
deut2314.bsky.social @deut2314.bsky.social · 04/05/2025Microplastics cause MAGA. Microplastics in the brain cause a loss of cognitive abilities. Among the impairments include not being able to reject obvious falsehoods, reduced motivation for self-preservation and loss of empathy. Also, the reptilian response to "rallies" overwhelms human decency. 010
