Det. Paul Drake - Lawyer/Anti-Hero @detpauldrake.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Romeo & Juliet, Act 5, Scene 1 Balthasar: Blah blah blah Julie is Dead. Romeo: What in the actual fuck? 010
Det. Paul Drake - Lawyer/Anti-Hero @detpauldrake.bsky.social · 11/09/2026No. It's 2A, I asked for a window seat. 031
Det. Paul Drake - Lawyer/Anti-Hero @detpauldrake.bsky.social · 10/09/2026It always makes it awkward when it is in response to my carefully curated phallic photo. 010
Det. Paul Drake - Lawyer/Anti-Hero @detpauldrake.bsky.social · 09/09/2026What’s it like inside your headstatic.klipy.comMichael Keaton as Batman: 'I'm Batman'ALT: Michael Keaton as Batman: 'I'm Batman' 011
Det. Paul Drake - Lawyer/Anti-Hero @detpauldrake.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Not welcome in North Dakota. 000
Det. Paul Drake - Lawyer/Anti-Hero @detpauldrake.bsky.social · 22/08/2026static.klipy.comDespicable Me: Agnes' 'It's So Fluffy' UnicornALT: Despicable Me: Agnes' 'It's So Fluffy' Unicorn 120
Det. Paul Drake - Lawyer/Anti-Hero @detpauldrake.bsky.social · 15/08/2026"It looks like the space shuttle parked at Arby's" That's what she said. 120
Det. Paul Drake - Lawyer/Anti-Hero @detpauldrake.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Introduce yourself as what almost killed you: 1. Women 2. Ignoring my health by piss-poor eating habits, failing to exercise, and avoiding medical care for most of my adult life. Don't do that. 030
Det. Paul Drake - Lawyer/Anti-Hero @detpauldrake.bsky.social · 10/08/2026I'm a dad - First, Most, and Always. 030
Det. Paul Drake - Lawyer/Anti-Hero @detpauldrake.bsky.social · 09/08/2026When I was young and stupid, I lusted for women's bodies. When I finally matured, i discovered that a perfect body is one that shows signs of having lived. Grey hair, some extra weight, and sagging breasts are beauty, not "imperfections. You lived. That's what makes you beautiful. 020
Det. Paul Drake - Lawyer/Anti-Hero @detpauldrake.bsky.social · 05/08/2026A little (consensual) choking during sex never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy. 010
Det. Paul Drake - Lawyer/Anti-Hero @detpauldrake.bsky.social · 03/08/2026"I want to be the best mistake you've ever made." - Me, flirting.static.klipy.comThe Hangover: Count Me InALT: The Hangover: Count Me In 010
Det. Paul Drake - Lawyer/Anti-Hero @detpauldrake.bsky.social · 02/08/2026leave a couple of bits to the imagination. It's why I stay fully clothed. 021
Det. Paul Drake - Lawyer/Anti-Hero @detpauldrake.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Haha. That would require something I have not done in a long long time. 010
Det. Paul Drake - Lawyer/Anti-Hero @detpauldrake.bsky.social · 29/07/2026It's been 7 weeks since my open heart surgery. I was warned that my emotions would change. My first thought was "what are emotions?" And now, WTF is happening to me? I'm crying at a drop of the hat. Commercials, TV shows, memories...static.klipy.comInterstellar GuyfromintersellarcryingALT: Interstellar Guyfromintersellarcrying 250
Det. Paul Drake - Lawyer/Anti-Hero @detpauldrake.bsky.social · 28/07/2026I wonder why defense counsel did not pick up on this. If the ONLY evidence is a user name, you better examine that email like his life depends on it - because it does. 020
Det. Paul Drake - Lawyer/Anti-Hero @detpauldrake.bsky.social · 27/07/2026It's Bar Exam Week.... Remember, IRAC every single thing. Nothing about the Bar has anything to do with the practice of law and does not, in any way, reflect your ability as an attorney or your character as a person. 011
Det. Paul Drake - Lawyer/Anti-Hero @detpauldrake.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Happy Anniversary to those that celebrate. 020
Det. Paul Drake - Lawyer/Anti-Hero @detpauldrake.bsky.social · 24/07/2026The call me.... Jimothy.static.klipy.comjimothy disappearsALT: jimothy disappears 020
Det. Paul Drake - Lawyer/Anti-Hero @detpauldrake.bsky.social · 23/07/2026kinda wanna know why there are falling bodies on your floor. 110
Det. Paul Drake - Lawyer/Anti-Hero @detpauldrake.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Don't feed him after midnight. 000
Det. Paul Drake - Lawyer/Anti-Hero @detpauldrake.bsky.social · 22/07/2026TBF, you were suggesting something physically impossible.static.klipy.comBrunna Goncalves Xoxobru Plays TwisterALT: Brunna Goncalves Xoxobru Plays Twister 110
Det. Paul Drake - Lawyer/Anti-Hero @detpauldrake.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Me: I don't like how this went down. You can't represent them. Fire the client. Write a letter for my signature. Attorney: I'm soooo glad you're back. Me: Why, because I gave you what you wanted? Atty: Because any time someone messes with one of us, you will drop everything and fight hem.static.klipy.comLiam Neeson's Iconic 'I Will Kill You' CallALT: Liam Neeson's Iconic 'I Will Kill You' Call 030
Det. Paul Drake - Lawyer/Anti-Hero @detpauldrake.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Me: Objection! Court: Sustained. Me:static.klipy.comMan Says Bingo!ALT: Man Says Bingo! 010
Det. Paul Drake - Lawyer/Anti-Hero @detpauldrake.bsky.social · 21/07/2026this guystatic.klipy.comGeorge Costanza: The Sea Was Angry That DayALT: George Costanza: The Sea Was Angry That Day 010
Det. Paul Drake - Lawyer/Anti-Hero @detpauldrake.bsky.social · 21/07/2026* Loud. The load comes later. 130
Det. Paul Drake - Lawyer/Anti-Hero @detpauldrake.bsky.social · 20/07/2026I prefer load and incessant expressions of assent, acceptance, and approval, and perhaps calls to the deity. But I do enjoy a good wriggling. 130
Det. Paul Drake - Lawyer/Anti-Hero @detpauldrake.bsky.social · 19/07/2026static.klipy.comCyclops Xmen Close-upALT: Cyclops Xmen Close-up 020
Det. Paul Drake - Lawyer/Anti-Hero @detpauldrake.bsky.social · 16/07/2026static.klipy.comIra Wright (Seth Rogen): I Thought You'd Like ThatALT: Ira Wright (Seth Rogen): I Thought You'd Like That 020
Det. Paul Drake - Lawyer/Anti-Hero @detpauldrake.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Me - Literally last month. 030
Det. Paul Drake - Lawyer/Anti-Hero @detpauldrake.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Sometimes I send Linkedin requests to former colleagues who tried to shit on me in my early days. Just want them to know:static.klipy.comMJF: I'm Better Then You... And You Know ItALT: MJF: I'm Better Then You... And You Know It 170
Det. Paul Drake - Lawyer/Anti-Hero @detpauldrake.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I need to step up my game, Oh, there's just one more thing.... 010
Det. Paul Drake - Lawyer/Anti-Hero @detpauldrake.bsky.social · 07/07/2026still sexy AF (respectfully) 010
Det. Paul Drake - Lawyer/Anti-Hero @detpauldrake.bsky.social · 06/10/2025It's on a marathon every Thanksgiving week. Which is far better than hanging out with family. 010
Det. Paul Drake - Lawyer/Anti-Hero @detpauldrake.bsky.social · 06/10/2025Wait, you've never seen GF I or II ? I now have to re-evaluate my love for you. GF III is shit and should never be shown anywhere again ever. 110
Det. Paul Drake - Lawyer/Anti-Hero @detpauldrake.bsky.social · 06/10/2025But what if the wife is dude's boss's high school bully. 110
Det. Paul Drake - Lawyer/Anti-Hero @detpauldrake.bsky.social · 03/10/2025Anarchymedia.tenor.coma man says " it 'll be anarchy " in front of a sign that says the breakfast clubALT: a man says " it 'll be anarchy " in front of a sign that says the breakfast club 030
Det. Paul Drake - Lawyer/Anti-Hero @detpauldrake.bsky.social · 12/09/2025Coparenting is not easy. But, it is worth it. 010
Det. Paul Drake - Lawyer/Anti-Hero @detpauldrake.bsky.social · 12/09/2025Um... depends on how you were dressed, because, ya know. And you are always welcome to bring toys. But I assure you that stick is not going anywhere near where the skeleton had his. 010
Det. Paul Drake - Lawyer/Anti-Hero @detpauldrake.bsky.social · 12/09/2025That’s why we are friends and also why I never allow you around me with a stick 110
Det. Paul Drake - Lawyer/Anti-Hero @detpauldrake.bsky.social · 11/09/2025You can tell that's a lawyer's skeleton because it has a stick up its butt. 120
Det. Paul Drake - Lawyer/Anti-Hero @detpauldrake.bsky.social · 10/09/2025I’ve been in front of juries over 100 times. It’s no big deal. Just needed to adapt to the “prove every element” mindset 010
Det. Paul Drake - Lawyer/Anti-Hero @detpauldrake.bsky.social · 10/09/2025I worked briefly at a RenFaire back in 99. They were weird, but also very nice people. The Archbishop of Canterbury (male) hit on me during an after hours event. I was oblivious until the bartending wench made me aware. I went home with the wench, not the Archbishop. 120
Det. Paul Drake - Lawyer/Anti-Hero @detpauldrake.bsky.social · 06/09/2025Cmon, every woman has a story about a dude doing this “accidentally”. Oops 000
Det. Paul Drake - Lawyer/Anti-Hero @detpauldrake.bsky.social · 06/09/2025That sucks. Unrelated, I have a cache of weapons, can hit a softball sized target from 500 meters without a scope, and the ability to travel discretely. 010
Det. Paul Drake - Lawyer/Anti-Hero @detpauldrake.bsky.social · 05/09/2025Love Russ & Daughters... absolutely the best in the city. 010
