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Det. Paul Drake - Lawyer/Anti-Hero

@detpauldrake.bsky.social
440 followers 267 following 1.2K posts

Former Cop, Current Lawyer, Possibly Batman.

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Det. Paul Drake - Lawyer/Anti-Hero @detpauldrake.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
words go here.
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Det. Paul Drake - Lawyer/Anti-Hero @detpauldrake.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Not welcome in North Dakota.
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Det. Paul Drake - Lawyer/Anti-Hero @detpauldrake.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Happy Anniversary to those that celebrate.
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Det. Paul Drake - Lawyer/Anti-Hero @detpauldrake.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
She’s something else…
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Det. Paul Drake - Lawyer/Anti-Hero @detpauldrake.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
One way or another, we’ll always have a bond
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Det. Paul Drake - Lawyer/Anti-Hero @detpauldrake.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
If you see this, post a bad woman you love. In all forms....
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Det. Paul Drake - Lawyer/Anti-Hero @detpauldrake.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
A good day for a good day
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Det. Paul Drake - Lawyer/Anti-Hero @detpauldrake.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
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Det. Paul Drake - Lawyer/Anti-Hero @detpauldrake.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
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Det. Paul Drake - Lawyer/Anti-Hero @detpauldrake.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
The Bad Touch came out in 1999. If you thought it was educational, that’s a you problem. I’m just a mammal.
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Det. Paul Drake - Lawyer/Anti-Hero @detpauldrake.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
The comforts of PA
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Det. Paul Drake - Lawyer/Anti-Hero @detpauldrake.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
So would I, for, um reasons...
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Det. Paul Drake - Lawyer/Anti-Hero @detpauldrake.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
This is bullshit. 1. He got caught and blames the artist for making his life a spectacle. 2. Zero respect for the woman. Her life is ruined as well. 3. Apologizing because you got caught is different than apologizing for your choices. Don’t fuck your coworkers. Real men don’t cheat.
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Det. Paul Drake - Lawyer/Anti-Hero @detpauldrake.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Happy Topless Hump Day to those that celebrate
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Det. Paul Drake - Lawyer/Anti-Hero @detpauldrake.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
We are happy to have rides do we can meet our neighbors
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Det. Paul Drake - Lawyer/Anti-Hero @detpauldrake.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
I used to be adorable…
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Det. Paul Drake - Lawyer/Anti-Hero @detpauldrake.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Does a bear shit in the woods? No. He shits in my front yard. Also, the world is on fire
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Det. Paul Drake - Lawyer/Anti-Hero @detpauldrake.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Establish trust immediately. It’s a Jeep. It’s supposed to be dirty
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Det. Paul Drake - Lawyer/Anti-Hero @detpauldrake.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Post yourself from a distant era. I've always been a dad. Sorry.
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Det. Paul Drake - Lawyer/Anti-Hero @detpauldrake.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
There were 10 open spaces around me. This guy parks next to me and way too close. I have opinions.
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Det. Paul Drake - Lawyer/Anti-Hero @detpauldrake.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
If I die today, this was the cause
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Det. Paul Drake - Lawyer/Anti-Hero @detpauldrake.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Nature
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Det. Paul Drake - Lawyer/Anti-Hero @detpauldrake.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Quote skeet with a pic of you from the 1980’s. Yes, I did spend most of my time alone. Thanks for asking.
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Det. Paul Drake - Lawyer/Anti-Hero @detpauldrake.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
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Det. Paul Drake - Lawyer/Anti-Hero @detpauldrake.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Mother mother ocean, I have heard your call.
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Det. Paul Drake - Lawyer/Anti-Hero @detpauldrake.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
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Det. Paul Drake - Lawyer/Anti-Hero @detpauldrake.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Thank goodness all these troops are here at the LA Federal building. to protect us from……. this guy. What a fucking waste.
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Det. Paul Drake - Lawyer/Anti-Hero @detpauldrake.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
It’s important to teach your ex essential skills…
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Det. Paul Drake - Lawyer/Anti-Hero @detpauldrake.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
This is who runs this account.
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Det. Paul Drake - Lawyer/Anti-Hero @detpauldrake.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
I’m not saying she’s spoiled. But yes, that is her bed in a nook in my bedroom. But she is NOT spoiled.
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Det. Paul Drake - Lawyer/Anti-Hero @detpauldrake.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
My response tonight:
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Det. Paul Drake - Lawyer/Anti-Hero @detpauldrake.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
I made this....
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Det. Paul Drake - Lawyer/Anti-Hero @detpauldrake.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Philly = cheesesteak.
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Det. Paul Drake - Lawyer/Anti-Hero @detpauldrake.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Andrea Elson on Alf. No regrets
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Det. Paul Drake - Lawyer/Anti-Hero @detpauldrake.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
If your uncle started saying this shit at the BBQ, you would take away his Busch Lite and ask Aunt Peggy to take him home.
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Det. Paul Drake - Lawyer/Anti-Hero @detpauldrake.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
He doesn't have a phone.
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Det. Paul Drake - Lawyer/Anti-Hero @detpauldrake.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Mother mother ocean, I have heard your call…
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Det. Paul Drake - Lawyer/Anti-Hero @detpauldrake.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Mine.
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Det. Paul Drake - Lawyer/Anti-Hero @detpauldrake.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
It’s a simple question
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Det. Paul Drake - Lawyer/Anti-Hero @detpauldrake.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
What’s your sign
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Det. Paul Drake - Lawyer/Anti-Hero @detpauldrake.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
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Det. Paul Drake - Lawyer/Anti-Hero @detpauldrake.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
RIP Val Kilmer
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Det. Paul Drake - Lawyer/Anti-Hero @detpauldrake.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
This is my all-time favorite meal. Spaghetti & Meatballs from a local chain in Fresno called DiCiccos. When I was a teenager, I used to take dates here because it was “fancy.” 100% success rate. No date tonight, but still great food!
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Det. Paul Drake - Lawyer/Anti-Hero @detpauldrake.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Today, a colleague said I "looked very zen" in a staff meeting. In fact, I was "very zoned" out because that shit was boring. Relatedly, I have confirmed I will be going back to my old gig (but staying here) starting May 1. More freedom. I tried to work a "real job." It did not work for me.
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Det. Paul Drake - Lawyer/Anti-Hero @detpauldrake.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Me in any group chat
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Det. Paul Drake - Lawyer/Anti-Hero @detpauldrake.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Would this work?
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Det. Paul Drake - Lawyer/Anti-Hero @detpauldrake.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Loved Major Dad. When I was stationed at Quantico, I always thought about it every time I drove by Lejeune Hall.
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Det. Paul Drake - Lawyer/Anti-Hero @detpauldrake.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Food. It’s what’s for dinner
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Det. Paul Drake - Lawyer/Anti-Hero @detpauldrake.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
What it’s like to be my friend
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Det. Paul Drake - Lawyer/Anti-Hero @detpauldrake.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
She’s my girl
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