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Detroit News Pitchbot @detnewspitchbot.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
How is started. How it’s going.
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Detroit News Pitchbot @detnewspitchbot.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Now this is a man who knows how to get a star on the Hollywood Walk Of Fame.
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Detroit News Pitchbot @detnewspitchbot.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I feel like this standard might accidentally lead to Matt Millen becoming president. The guy was undefeated at naming obscure 2000s wide receivers on draft day.
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Detroit News Pitchbot @detnewspitchbot.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
No.
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Detroit News Pitchbot @detnewspitchbot.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
FINLEY: The rehabilitation of Rick Snyder.
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Detroit News Pitchbot @detnewspitchbot.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Mike Duggan joins the Mackinac Center for Public Policy.
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Detroit News Pitchbot @detnewspitchbot.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Springfield…a city on the grow!
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Detroit News Pitchbot @detnewspitchbot.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
PAUL W.: Sponsored by Carl’s Jr. Sponsored by Carl’s Jr. It’s a good way to make money. Sponsored by Carl’s Jr. www.detroitnews.com/story/opinio...
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'Pure Michigan' tour highlights state's best places | Paul W. Smith
Paul W. Smith's 'Pure Michigan' tour highlights Mackinac Island, Fremont, Midland, Ann Arbor, and Detroit attractions.
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Detroit News Pitchbot @detnewspitchbot.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Can we get something from you about Haldeman?
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Detroit News Pitchbot @detnewspitchbot.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
International drivers can breathe a sigh of relief.
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Detroit News Pitchbot @detnewspitchbot.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
FINLEY: It’s time for Pope Leo to split the difference with Trump.
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Detroit News Pitchbot @detnewspitchbot.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Someone check on Rod Dreher.
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Detroit News Pitchbot @detnewspitchbot.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
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Detroit News Pitchbot @detnewspitchbot.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
BUSS: Activist moms say they feel ignored by Pope Leo. www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/tru...
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Trump calls Pope Leo "WEAK on Crime, and terrible for Foreign Policy"
Pope Leo has been critical of the war in Iran and other priorities of the Trump administration, but says his comments are "not meant as attacks on anyone."
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Detroit News Pitchbot @detnewspitchbot.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
FINLEY: Civility requires that Peter Magyar respect Obran voters.
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Detroit News Pitchbot @detnewspitchbot.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
FINLEY: Democrat Party continues to fail the civility test.
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Detroit News Pitchbot @detnewspitchbot.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
We can hope.
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Detroit News Pitchbot @detnewspitchbot.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Alcohol addiction has a rare opportunity to do a good deed.
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Detroit News Pitchbot @detnewspitchbot.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
BUSS: Activist moms want Erika Kirk to host next Oscars.
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Detroit News Pitchbot @detnewspitchbot.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
But the girl in the Capital One ad makes farming look like such a fun, clean activity.
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Detroit News Pitchbot @detnewspitchbot.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
GUEST COLUMN: History’s greatest monster wore a tan suit. By Some Random Dipshit, they’re pretty indistinguishable from each other at this point
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Harsanyi: Obama is in no position to lecture us about decency
Former President Obama claimed conservatives are divisive. The author argues Obama's own presidency was deeply divisive.
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Detroit News Pitchbot @detnewspitchbot.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
BUSS: John James, parents should decide if kids die of the measles.
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Buss: John James makes parents center of 2026 governor's bid
In what is not just a midterm election in a purple state, but a high-stakes election that will determine its trajectory for the next decade, parental rights have emerged as an enduring issue.
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Detroit News Pitchbot @detnewspitchbot.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
BANKOLE: Democrat Party’s SOTU response fails to address Benton Harbor.
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Detroit News Pitchbot @detnewspitchbot.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
FINLEY: With divisive sign, Al Green shows incivility to people who believe Black people are apes.
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Detroit News Pitchbot @detnewspitchbot.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
BUSS: So-called “Epstein survivors” are politicizing their trauma by attending State of the Union, so Democrats can shamefully attack Trump. www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
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House Democrats bringing Jeffrey Epstein survivors to Trump's State of the Union speech
Rep. Ro Khanna, D-Calif., said he was bringing Haley Robson as a way of "bringing accountability to the Epstein class."
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Detroit News Pitchbot @detnewspitchbot.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
BANKOLE: Though possibly offensive, at least Trump’s Obama/monkey post reflects an urban agenda.
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Detroit News Pitchbot @detnewspitchbot.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Ok, let’s just have a cage fight between Trump and the Queen. Winner gets Greenland.
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Detroit News Pitchbot @detnewspitchbot.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
BANKOLE: Many in The Community are concerned that anti-ICE protesters are ignoring Benton Harbor.
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Detroit News Pitchbot @detnewspitchbot.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
OMG
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Detroit News Pitchbot @detnewspitchbot.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
FINLEY: Protesters should back off and leave immigration disputes to courts.
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Source: Judge orders 5-year-old Liam Ramos and father released | CNN
A federal judge has ordered the release of 5-year-old Liam Conejos Ramos and his father from the South Texas Family Residential Center in Dilley, Texas, according to a source with knowledge of the fed...
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Detroit News Pitchbot @detnewspitchbot.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
FINLEY: Democrats must heed Tom Homan’s call for civility.
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Detroit News Pitchbot @detnewspitchbot.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
FINLEY: We need a businessman like Rick Snyder running DHS.
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Detroit News Pitchbot @detnewspitchbot.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
FINLEY: Now that Bovino has been fired, let’s forget all this ICE business and return to the important matter of listening to political fossils blather on about civility.
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Detroit News Pitchbot @detnewspitchbot.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
BUSS: Let parents decide which citizens ICE should murder.
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Detroit News Pitchbot @detnewspitchbot.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Always find a way to blame the Black woman for the white guy’s fuckery.
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Detroit News Pitchbot @detnewspitchbot.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
FINLEY: Matthew James’ incivility toward ICE shatters political norms.
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Detroit News Pitchbot @detnewspitchbot.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
FINLEL: Democrats should follow Trump’s lead on Greenland and just accept the status quo when it comes to the Epstein files.
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Detroit News Pitchbot @detnewspitchbot.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
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Detroit News Pitchbot @detnewspitchbot.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
No different than what he did on Oprah.
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Detroit News Pitchbot @detnewspitchbot.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
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Detroit News Pitchbot @detnewspitchbot.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
PAUL W.: Outta my MLK Day moanin’ mind: If you have a dream of a new roof, my great friends at Victor’s Home Solutions will give you a price that’s practically free at last! www.axios.com/2026/01/19/m...
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Trump's DEI crackdown is changing MLK Day
Educators and advocates say the Trump administration is waging an assault on Black history that makes teaching about King fraught.
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Detroit News Pitchbot @detnewspitchbot.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
HOWES: In a world where capital is mobile, if Martin Luther King was alive today he’d recognize that a favorable business climate is the civil rights issue of our time.
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Detroit News Pitchbot @detnewspitchbot.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
FINLEY: Martin Luther King’s real legacy was civility.
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Detroit News Pitchbot @detnewspitchbot.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
BUSS: Charlie Kirk, like Martin Luther King, deserves a national holiday.
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Detroit News Pitchbot @detnewspitchbot.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
FINLEY: Taking a break from midterm elections would allow both sides time to cool off and restore civility to our politics.
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Detroit News Pitchbot @detnewspitchbot.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
FINLEY: Radical left labor activists reveal dangerous double standard when they tell “pedophile protector” at Donald Trump but refuse to condemn Timothy Busfield.
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Detroit News Pitchbot @detnewspitchbot.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Incrementalism works for policy. Not for morality.
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Detroit News Pitchbot @detnewspitchbot.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Wouldn’t this effectively make mortgage refinancing impossible, which would be problematic for borrowers in a myriad of ways, but also stifle the mortgage industry’s ability to generate new loans?
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Detroit News Pitchbot @detnewspitchbot.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
FINLEY: Tom Homan’s statesman-like call for civility is exactly the kind of leadership Stephen Henderson and I have been seeking.
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Detroit News Pitchbot @detnewspitchbot.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Looks more like Mama Fratelli to me.
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