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Detroit News Pitchbot @detnewspitchbot.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
How is started. How it’s going.
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Detroit News Pitchbot @detnewspitchbot.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
FINLEY: The rehabilitation of Rick Snyder.
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Detroit News Pitchbot @detnewspitchbot.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Mike Duggan joins the Mackinac Center for Public Policy.
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Detroit News Pitchbot @detnewspitchbot.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
PAUL W.: Sponsored by Carl’s Jr. Sponsored by Carl’s Jr. It’s a good way to make money. Sponsored by Carl’s Jr. www.detroitnews.com/story/opinio...
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'Pure Michigan' tour highlights state's best places | Paul W. Smith
Paul W. Smith's 'Pure Michigan' tour highlights Mackinac Island, Fremont, Midland, Ann Arbor, and Detroit attractions.
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Detroit News Pitchbot @detnewspitchbot.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
FINLEY: It’s time for Pope Leo to split the difference with Trump.
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Detroit News Pitchbot @detnewspitchbot.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
BUSS: Activist moms say they feel ignored by Pope Leo. www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/tru...
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Trump calls Pope Leo "WEAK on Crime, and terrible for Foreign Policy"
Pope Leo has been critical of the war in Iran and other priorities of the Trump administration, but says his comments are "not meant as attacks on anyone."
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Detroit News Pitchbot @detnewspitchbot.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
FINLEY: Civility requires that Peter Magyar respect Obran voters.
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Detroit News Pitchbot @detnewspitchbot.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
FINLEY: Democrat Party continues to fail the civility test.
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Detroit News Pitchbot @detnewspitchbot.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
BUSS: Activist moms want Erika Kirk to host next Oscars.
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Detroit News Pitchbot @detnewspitchbot.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
GUEST COLUMN: History’s greatest monster wore a tan suit. By Some Random Dipshit, they’re pretty indistinguishable from each other at this point
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Harsanyi: Obama is in no position to lecture us about decency
Former President Obama claimed conservatives are divisive. The author argues Obama's own presidency was deeply divisive.
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Detroit News Pitchbot @detnewspitchbot.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
BUSS: John James, parents should decide if kids die of the measles.
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Buss: John James makes parents center of 2026 governor's bid
In what is not just a midterm election in a purple state, but a high-stakes election that will determine its trajectory for the next decade, parental rights have emerged as an enduring issue.
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Detroit News Pitchbot @detnewspitchbot.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
BANKOLE: Democrat Party’s SOTU response fails to address Benton Harbor.
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Detroit News Pitchbot @detnewspitchbot.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
FINLEY: With divisive sign, Al Green shows incivility to people who believe Black people are apes.
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Detroit News Pitchbot @detnewspitchbot.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
BUSS: So-called “Epstein survivors” are politicizing their trauma by attending State of the Union, so Democrats can shamefully attack Trump. www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
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House Democrats bringing Jeffrey Epstein survivors to Trump's State of the Union speech
Rep. Ro Khanna, D-Calif., said he was bringing Haley Robson as a way of "bringing accountability to the Epstein class."
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Detroit News Pitchbot @detnewspitchbot.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
BANKOLE: Though possibly offensive, at least Trump’s Obama/monkey post reflects an urban agenda.
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Detroit News Pitchbot @detnewspitchbot.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
BANKOLE: Many in The Community are concerned that anti-ICE protesters are ignoring Benton Harbor.
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Detroit News Pitchbot @detnewspitchbot.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
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Detroit News Pitchbot @detnewspitchbot.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
FINLEY: Protesters should back off and leave immigration disputes to courts.
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Source: Judge orders 5-year-old Liam Ramos and father released | CNN
A federal judge has ordered the release of 5-year-old Liam Conejos Ramos and his father from the South Texas Family Residential Center in Dilley, Texas, according to a source with knowledge of the fed...
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Detroit News Pitchbot @detnewspitchbot.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
FINLEY: Democrats must heed Tom Homan’s call for civility.
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Detroit News Pitchbot @detnewspitchbot.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
FINLEY: We need a businessman like Rick Snyder running DHS.
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Detroit News Pitchbot @detnewspitchbot.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
FINLEY: Now that Bovino has been fired, let’s forget all this ICE business and return to the important matter of listening to political fossils blather on about civility.
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Detroit News Pitchbot @detnewspitchbot.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
BUSS: Let parents decide which citizens ICE should murder.
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Detroit News Pitchbot @detnewspitchbot.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
FINLEY: Matthew James’ incivility toward ICE shatters political norms.
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Detroit News Pitchbot @detnewspitchbot.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
FINLEL: Democrats should follow Trump’s lead on Greenland and just accept the status quo when it comes to the Epstein files.
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Detroit News Pitchbot @detnewspitchbot.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
PAUL W.: Outta my MLK Day moanin’ mind: If you have a dream of a new roof, my great friends at Victor’s Home Solutions will give you a price that’s practically free at last! www.axios.com/2026/01/19/m...
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Trump's DEI crackdown is changing MLK Day
Educators and advocates say the Trump administration is waging an assault on Black history that makes teaching about King fraught.
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Detroit News Pitchbot @detnewspitchbot.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
HOWES: In a world where capital is mobile, if Martin Luther King was alive today he’d recognize that a favorable business climate is the civil rights issue of our time.
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Detroit News Pitchbot @detnewspitchbot.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
FINLEY: Martin Luther King’s real legacy was civility.
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Detroit News Pitchbot @detnewspitchbot.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
BUSS: Charlie Kirk, like Martin Luther King, deserves a national holiday.
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Detroit News Pitchbot @detnewspitchbot.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
FINLEY: Taking a break from midterm elections would allow both sides time to cool off and restore civility to our politics.
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Detroit News Pitchbot @detnewspitchbot.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
FINLEY: Radical left labor activists reveal dangerous double standard when they tell “pedophile protector” at Donald Trump but refuse to condemn Timothy Busfield.
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Detroit News Pitchbot @detnewspitchbot.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
FINLEY: Tom Homan’s statesman-like call for civility is exactly the kind of leadership Stephen Henderson and I have been seeking.
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Detroit News Pitchbot @detnewspitchbot.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
FINLEY: ICE didn’t kill Renee Nicole Good. Incivility did.
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Detroit News Pitchbot @detnewspitchbot.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
GUEST COLUMN: This is the problem with Democrats today. How can they expect to improve 4th grade reading scores if you cancel school every time armed federal agents show up on campus? By Mike Duggan, former runner of the DMC
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Minneapolis schools cancel classes after Border Patrol clash disrupts dismissal at Roosevelt
Minneapolis schools closed for the week citing safety concerns after an encounter involving armed Border Patrol agents near Roosevelt High School.
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Detroit News Pitchbot @detnewspitchbot.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
DUMAS: Contrary to his public image, I have always found Aldrich Ames to be pleasant, passionate, and professional. www.cbsnews.com/news/aldrich...
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Aldrich Ames, CIA officer convicted of spying for Russia, dies at age 84
Aldrich Ames was a counterintelligence officer for the CIA who spied for the Soviet Union and later Russia.
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Detroit News Pitchbot @detnewspitchbot.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
BANKOLE: Trump delivered on his promise to The Community to make gold shoes while the January 6 Committee failed to visit Benton Harbor.
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Detroit News Pitchbot @detnewspitchbot.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
BUSS: Let parents decide what happened on Jan. 6. apps.npr.org/jan-6-archive/
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Jan. 6, 2021: A visual archive of the Capitol attack
NPR’s Jan. 6 archive brings together reporting, video, documents and testimony to show what really happened during the Capitol riot. Explore the timeline, cases and evidence behind the attack.
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Detroit News Pitchbot @detnewspitchbot.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
FINLEY: Civility suffers when Democrats try to define Donald Trump by Jan. 6.
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Detroit News Pitchbot @detnewspitchbot.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
GUEST COLUMN: Donald Trump is a true anti-colonialist. By Amer Ghalib, Dominica medical school graduate
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Detroit News Pitchbot @detnewspitchbot.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
BUSS: Let parents decide who should run Venezuela.
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Detroit News Pitchbot @detnewspitchbot.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
FINLEY: Put Rick Snyder in charge of Venezuela.
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Detroit News Pitchbot @detnewspitchbot.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
BANKOLE: Trump went to Venezuela before Whitmer went to Benton Harbor.
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Detroit News Pitchbot @detnewspitchbot.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
PAUL W.: All this Venezuela news makes me crave some delicious treats from Papelon Market Cafe in St. Clair Shores!
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Detroit News Pitchbot @detnewspitchbot.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
PAUL W.: Outta My Friday Moanin’ Mind - Doctors have been giving me cognitive tests my entire adult life and I’ve never scored as high as President Donald Trump!
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Exclusive | As Signs of Aging Emerge, Trump Responds With Defiance
In an interview, President Trump—the oldest man to assume the office—said he has eschewed some advice from his doctors and regrets getting advanced imaging.
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Detroit News Pitchbot @detnewspitchbot.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
EDITORIAL: While we have never advocated for political programs to oppose Trump, we want to remind you that we never offered enthusiastic support for Trump.
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WSJ says Trump 'cheerleaders' ought to be 'embarrassed' after his latest 'retreat'
The Wall Street Journal's conservative editorial board took a shot at President Donald Trump's biggest "cheerleaders" after he quietly walked back a punishing furniture tariff in a thinly veiled bid t...
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Detroit News Pitchbot @detnewspitchbot.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
FINLEY: Appoint Mike Duggan as Detroit’s emergency manager.
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Detroit News Pitchbot @detnewspitchbot.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
BUSS: Let parents decide if Wyoming Freedom Caucus member should be able to drink while driving because of his anxiety.
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Detroit News Pitchbot @detnewspitchbot.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
BANKOLE: Why hasn’t Sheffield hired my wife yet?
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Thompson: Sheffield yet to make key appointments
Several essential appointments have yet to be made: the portfolios of jobs and the economy and workforce development.
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Detroit News Pitchbot @detnewspitchbot.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
FINLEY: Pope’s incivility toward President Trump shatters season of goodwill and peace.
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Detroit News Pitchbot @detnewspitchbot.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
BUSS: Unlike Bethlehem hoteliers, under Trump, ICE has plenty of room at their inn for refugees.
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ICE documents reveal plan to hold 80,000 immigrants in warehouses
The large warehouses would be located close to major logistics hubs in Virginia, Texas, Louisiana, Arizona, Georgia and Missouri.
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Detroit News Pitchbot @detnewspitchbot.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
GUEST COLUMN: I think we should all sign a card for Donald Trump just to let him know we are thinking about him in this difficult time. By Kathie Klages, gymnastics coaching legend
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